17kdegrees

horay!

im now licenced CLEAR THE SIDEWALKS!!!

heh heh. she's a keeper.

Nah, I think I get to rule for the next few weeks, because you know what? I'm in Dublin fucking Ireland right now. So I RULE.

Guiness here? Fucking amazing. So delicious.

So you know how lots of big cities have some kind of noise to let you know that the light has changed from red to green, for blind people crossing the street? In Dublin, it sounds just like fucking bottle rockets. Talk about random acid flashbacks, oh my god.

yeah, actually, a whole hell of a fucking lot lately.
normally i actually don't have any problems sleeping, but lately it's like my body is trying to come up with new fucked up kinds of insomnia just for me.

wait, you the girl you were interested in turned out to be crazy? YOU'RE KIDDING. I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED.

what is it with you and those crazy chicks dude? find yourself a smart girl who gives good backrubs and can make you laugh, and who loves all your crazy funny little ways. Here's the key though: make sure she isn't afraid to stand up to you and give you shit when you deserve it, but that you like and respect enough that you're gonna listen to her, so that when she tells you you're being a flaming dickhole you maybe even get pissed off and tell her to go fuck herself, and then you think about it and are like, holy shit, she's right, i was being a total turd. so you call her and apologize and maybe bring her some flowers. and after awhile, you stop telling her to fuckoff when she does shit like that, because you know that she tends to be right because she understands parts of you better than you do. and when she's being a total moron, you don't think - hot damn, this chick's a nutjob i'm getting the fuck out of here, you think, hey, why is this awesome girl being all wierd? and you try to talk her out of it and get her to chill out so that she can go back to being that awesome girl that you're all hung up on. besides, she probably looks kinda cute when she's all pissed off.

go watch slc punk. it's kinda like that.

nah, it's not that i know you too well - though i probably do - it's that i'm smarter than you and have figured out what i need in a mate, and you and i are just that much alike.


i fucking hate smiley faces.

heh heh.

That's why you're my friend.

thinking of midgets...

Meh, sooner or later most of the people you kow will go through AA and come 'round to apologize. It's one of their steps.
Life long feuds are so over-rated.

you can be my sugar daddy if you wanna dude. i mean, i won't have sex with you, but you can totally buy me stuff.

yeah, the family thing is kinda grim. he really needs to pull his fucking head out of his ass, get up and do something with his life. and be a good father to his son. i don't give a flying fuck if you wanted him or not, but that kid in no way deserves to get sucked into this drama. it's ridiculous.
and in an aside, you'd think after one kid, he'd have learned to use a fucking condom. how's the other paternity case going? is this other chick gonna make him pay child support or something?

good for her. i mean, i think in the end it's good that bella chose not to do that, but goddamn. with any luck it'll make him get his ass in gear, though i doubt it. when i was in boise, i seem to recall the whole situation being related to me as "some crazy chick who claims he's the father when of course he's not".
ok, a. yes he is. b. if she's so fucking crazy, then don't have sex with her. and if you're gonna have sex with her, try to avoid contracting whatever diseases she has, let alone impregnating her. and c. it takes two to play asshole. it can't always be some chick's fault that you had sex with her and didn't use protection. it infuriates me the way he just dumps all the responsibility (for what happened, for making major fucking decisions, for supporting and raising a child) onto someone else.
ugh. sorry, the whole sticking your dick into any chick willing to spread her legs is one thing - depressing, i think, and what in the hell is the fun in fucking morons? but maybe that's just me - but jesus christ, it's a fucking condom. it's not that complicated.

anyway, man do we talk about awesome cheerful things.
i guess i just needed to bitch about it. the thing is, he really isn't a bad guy, and he is family, so it really pisses me off. if i didn't give a shit about him, it wouldn't bother me to lose respect for him.