UHHHGH,
last night at an unknown time my brother George broke his femur. they had to do emergency operations on it and put a nice pin in there to hold good ol' spindle legs together..
that poor kid has worse luck than that stupid egg that fell off the wall in that one nursery rhyme.. fucking dork, but hey he got himself a girly friend.. theres gotta be something wrong with her.. gotta be.. she thinks im funny.
on the brighter side of things i met a chick whose actually kind of interesting to talk to ( for those of you that dont know me.. this doesnt happen ) ohh and she looks fucking wicked hot in my wet suit.. doesnt fill it out im a bit bigger than her , but its a good idea to how she would look in one that would fit her right.. and let me tell you .. that is an uplifting thought in itself.
ohh yeah.
"have you ever tried to tell a fifty ton tank to stop having sex?"
name the cartoon/artist that line came from and have my never ending adoration.. of course if you post here you probly do anyway.. but thats not the point damnit...
now do those neet twisty things you do with yer nipples that i like so much!!
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last night at an unknown time my brother George broke his femur. they had to do emergency operations on it and put a nice pin in there to hold good ol' spindle legs together..
that poor kid has worse luck than that stupid egg that fell off the wall in that one nursery rhyme.. fucking dork, but hey he got himself a girly friend.. theres gotta be something wrong with her.. gotta be.. she thinks im funny.
on the brighter side of things i met a chick whose actually kind of interesting to talk to ( for those of you that dont know me.. this doesnt happen ) ohh and she looks fucking wicked hot in my wet suit.. doesnt fill it out im a bit bigger than her , but its a good idea to how she would look in one that would fit her right.. and let me tell you .. that is an uplifting thought in itself.
ohh yeah.
"have you ever tried to tell a fifty ton tank to stop having sex?"
name the cartoon/artist that line came from and have my never ending adoration.. of course if you post here you probly do anyway.. but thats not the point damnit...
now do those neet twisty things you do with yer nipples that i like so much!!
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what is it with you and those crazy chicks dude? find yourself a smart girl who gives good backrubs and can make you laugh, and who loves all your crazy funny little ways. Here's the key though: make sure she isn't afraid to stand up to you and give you shit when you deserve it, but that you like and respect enough that you're gonna listen to her, so that when she tells you you're being a flaming dickhole you maybe even get pissed off and tell her to go fuck herself, and then you think about it and are like, holy shit, she's right, i was being a total turd. so you call her and apologize and maybe bring her some flowers. and after awhile, you stop telling her to fuckoff when she does shit like that, because you know that she tends to be right because she understands parts of you better than you do. and when she's being a total moron, you don't think - hot damn, this chick's a nutjob i'm getting the fuck out of here, you think, hey, why is this awesome girl being all wierd? and you try to talk her out of it and get her to chill out so that she can go back to being that awesome girl that you're all hung up on. besides, she probably looks kinda cute when she's all pissed off.
go watch slc punk. it's kinda like that.
i fucking hate smiley faces.