Monday Aug 01, 2005

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HA, off probation for the first time in god knows how long.. and i get me drivers licence back today .. OFF TO WORK I GO !!!

life couldnt be better
pinkisux:
horay!
17kdegrees:
im now licenced CLEAR THE SIDEWALKS!!!

Tuesday Jul 05, 2005

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if i dont get to go to work soon im gonna freak out.. i hate sitting around stagnent.. this blows

Monday Jul 04, 2005

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so i was sleeping with this girl last night and i woke up this morning half covered in wet.. i was like WOOHHHA thats fucked up.. thinking to my self hey did i pee the bed.. then i was like noooo not so much havent peed the bed since that one time i was standing over that "person" doing the wet buisiness on them.. and...
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imagoldfish:
heh heh. she's a keeper.

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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ya ever have one of those days where you just feel like the world took a shit on ya,... im haveing one of those in the worst way today ...

Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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far to gone to get back but just close enough to look at and think to yourself .. shesh thats just fucked up...

i had a dream about that last night.. and im still trying to figure out if i got the rubix cube done right in my dream..
and even though i am amazing in my dreams rubix cubes have alway eluded me .....
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Saturday Jun 25, 2005

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sure is a nice day .. good thing i wont be in it
imagoldfish:
Nah, I think I get to rule for the next few weeks, because you know what? I'm in Dublin fucking Ireland right now. So I RULE.

Guiness here? Fucking amazing. So delicious.

So you know how lots of big cities have some kind of noise to let you know that the light has changed from red to green, for blind people crossing the street? In Dublin, it sounds just like fucking bottle rockets. Talk about random acid flashbacks, oh my god.

Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

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have you ever just woken up and been like "ok... that was fucked up" ?

some days waking up just should'nt happen.. for any reason.. i don't care if the world is falling into the sun.. don't wake me up don't even think about waking me up it will probly work

i miss sleep stupid insomnia (sp) stupid non-stop brain.. stupid loud roommates

*blink blink*
imagoldfish:
yeah, actually, a whole hell of a fucking lot lately.
normally i actually don't have any problems sleeping, but lately it's like my body is trying to come up with new fucked up kinds of insomnia just for me.

Sunday Jun 19, 2005

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ohh the wonderfull end of a savage week... i will now spend the next three days intoxicated and beligerant.

stupid meat sacks at work dont know when to shut up and leave me alone.. i think i should fire them all for being lame .... or for just being

Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

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UHHHGH,

last night at an unknown time my brother George broke his femur. they had to do emergency operations on it and put a nice pin in there to hold good ol' spindle legs together..

that poor kid has worse luck than that stupid egg that fell off the wall in that one nursery rhyme.. fucking dork, but hey he got himself a girly friend.....
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imagoldfish:
wait, you the girl you were interested in turned out to be crazy? YOU'RE KIDDING. I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED.
smile
what is it with you and those crazy chicks dude? find yourself a smart girl who gives good backrubs and can make you laugh, and who loves all your crazy funny little ways. Here's the key though: make sure she isn't afraid to stand up to you and give you shit when you deserve it, but that you like and respect enough that you're gonna listen to her, so that when she tells you you're being a flaming dickhole you maybe even get pissed off and tell her to go fuck herself, and then you think about it and are like, holy shit, she's right, i was being a total turd. so you call her and apologize and maybe bring her some flowers. and after awhile, you stop telling her to fuckoff when she does shit like that, because you know that she tends to be right because she understands parts of you better than you do. and when she's being a total moron, you don't think - hot damn, this chick's a nutjob i'm getting the fuck out of here, you think, hey, why is this awesome girl being all wierd? and you try to talk her out of it and get her to chill out so that she can go back to being that awesome girl that you're all hung up on. besides, she probably looks kinda cute when she's all pissed off.

go watch slc punk. it's kinda like that.
imagoldfish:
nah, it's not that i know you too well - though i probably do - it's that i'm smarter than you and have figured out what i need in a mate, and you and i are just that much alike.
smile

i fucking hate smiley faces.

Monday Jun 13, 2005

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... so she said " HEY what are you doing with that crowbar?!?!"
and i said.. *swings crowbar* (insert deeply satisfying thunk) " getting a date " ... ...
imagoldfish:
heh heh.
dunx:
That's why you're my friend.
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