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TITILLATING UPDATES:
Episode A: Siv almost gets the nickname "Nubby."

Episode B: Peter Sellers just called, and he's all sticky.

The parrot tried to bite me today. whenever i open the little door to change its water, it sidles over with the swiftness of a spider, the ungrateful little feathery bastard. this time it actually leapt at the bars. them's some sharp beaks, yo. so...
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barroomhero:
The stories you have to tell!! I enjoy hearing them although I shiver at the thought that these all happen to one person. How can you manage?

As for the getting off to your voice, I think that that would be much more disgusting as that seems to be more personal. Pictures are inanimate. They are nothing but a frozen moment in time. A voice is something that is always there and always part of you. That IS pretty disturbing now that I am thinking about it more. eeek
thatdykeliz:
Jesus Siv, I should give you my phone slut # to pass on to this guy. I don't mind pervs getting off on my voice -- but then again, I get paid for it. wink It was kind of shitty for your boss to let you take that old dude's call w/out warning you.

As for the parrot -- those things wig me out. I hate birds that are bigger than a cute lil parakeet. A friend of mine used to have a scabby, mean old parrot named Cortez, whom he'd trained to scream "Motherfucker! Awwwk! Motherfucker!" Cortez was also a notorious eater of fingers. Creepy fuckin bird.

I'm glad you liked the desktop I did -- hope you don't mind that I used the kimono pic from your candids. It was just too pretty to pass up. I also really liked the geisha girl photo. You're a wonderful photographer.
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well, i ended up shooting a set without the prospective squid, as i figured while i'm living in someone's house i should be respectful of cleanup boundaries. i think erin and missy think i am a)insane b)have wayyy too much time on my hands, heehee. i've been sending them photos like it's going out of style and the zootrope is coming back with the quickness....
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jivesucka52:
Come to NYC cutie and we'll have fun.
miko:
i made a siv desktop then (doh!) i realized it wasn't derived from an SG photo, so i don't think i can submit it to SG Army desktops. but if you want to peek, it's in my pics:

http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/4/29/10294/2024/22852.jpg
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man, if i didn't look like total ASS today (said in jack black-high fidelity voice), it would be a perfect one for taking a new set, as the boy is making one of his rare house-leaving ventures to help his dad with some landscaping. so, basically, i wouldn't have someone popping in and asking why i was on the couch with a live squid and...
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barroomhero:
Okay, if there could ever be another reason to love Siv, it has to be that you love CSI! Only the greatest show ever. I don't watch much TV either, but I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that show. So good...... so good.
drnecessitor:
Ohmygod...squid and tomatoes...how did you know?! love
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rocking on the fulcrum of bone and raw-nubbed silk
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jhamie34:
nub is a weird word
amidiot:
Happy belated birthday, if your into that celebration thing...hope you got lost of presents...I'm still waiting on mine, my birthday is the day before you see and I have a good number of friends, but apparently they don't like me...must be that whole Leo thing(resigning me to a lifetime of being a dick)...or perhaps I'm just paranoid.
You're Lovely!
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_v_:
shewww
thanks doll
uncognitive:
I'm beginning to think that whole "email me first" suggestion that was discussed yesterday might not have worked. wink
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sometimes, work is fun.

for example: going back, still with a slight fever, and being told to vacuum the entire store (2 floors) with a 1970s 50 lb apparatus. work those shoulders!!!

the best: there's a man we affectionately call Fast Freddy Five, who has some sort of master plan which involves getting a detailed map of the cosmos to cover 90% of his body,...
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apathy_activist:
i love your new hair.

i love blind cuts.

when are compliments creepy and when are they just compliments?
mei:
oh, now your photoshoppity thingy is going to have ME all crying like you at the trees.. "it's bee--yu----ti-----fulllll" before i fall over.

i think a thelma and louise rampage would be awesome. i'd be down. but only if we can break into buildings with nice roofs and climb up on them and watch sunsets and look at the treetops. that would be awesome.
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ingrid:
in fact, i think you & Pihka could be sisters.....
godzuki:
i love the passport stuff; esp. this one. i'll be sad when mine expires in February. *sniff*
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i really wish one of my sets goes up sometime.

*cramps*
*cough*
*whine*

yayy for whiney days. the best cure is hot water with lemon and honey. and hugs. and snuggles, but not the scary bear dude.
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uncognitive:
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes for more more more Siv sets being posted a.s.a.motherfucking.p. love

Have the powers that be let you know that said future photosets of mystery and glamour have been queued up yet, or are they still totally in limbo?

My suggestion to tide things over until Official New Siv Set Day makes us all very, very happy if for more candid pics to be posted. But I'm a sucker for artistic Siv nudity. In case, you know, that wasn't obvious. biggrin

For some of us, every day is whiney day! Yay! But yeah, hugs and snuggles and honey are great whine prevention tools. And I always preferred the porcupine they had briefly in the Snuggle commericals rather than the really, really, really creepy bear, but then again I watch too much TV.

Hope you're feeling better, and if you need a hug/snuggle stunt double let me know. kiss
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ahhh, not the scarey bear dude!
i can't wait to see your next set too. what do you have instore for us?
more self portraits?
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i apologize for being such a manky loser this past week. i caught some sort of cold from the god-damned parrot.

i've been having some livejournal -inspired thoughts. i've been using it for years. and suddenly i think it's using me?


i need to figure out what i want to use my journal for.

it was almost simpler before, when i first started as a...
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tororo:
"Cold from the god-damned parrot" could become a good crime novel title, couldn't it.?
pihka:
The desktop is WONDERFUL!!!!!!! Thank you thank you dear kind lovely girl!!! And youre *so* good with photoshop, its exactly the way I love....ooooh Im suddenly much better already.wink

HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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desidia:
moo. I like you even despite the fact you're a leo kiss
pihka:
You definitely need to come to visit us here.wink Lennartsfors? Where in Finland would that be? Its a Swedish name so I guess somewhere along the coastline...