sometimes, work is fun.
for example: going back, still with a slight fever, and being told to vacuum the entire store (2 floors) with a 1970s 50 lb apparatus. work those shoulders!!!
the best: there's a man we affectionately call Fast Freddy Five, who has some sort of master plan which involves getting a detailed map of the cosmos to cover 90% of his body, comes in weekly for 6 hour sessions. Incidentally, as i photocopied his I.D., i discovered that his last name is Kreuger. Today, Fast Freddy asked me if i wanted to "go see Ozzy with him sometime." Then he went out to get some food to raise his blood sugar, came back and started asking me is mozzerella was bad for him. Then he asked me to dump my boyfriend. We found out later that he had used his time away to not only ingest mozerella, but to take some drugs. Which, although not as high in cholesterol, are probably worse all round for him.
Finally, a german tourist with a shaved head walked solemnly, made a beeline for me, and asked me in heavily accented English if i "knew of a store which sold the heavy metal music." DU HAST!!! DU HAST NICH!!! i nearly replied.
Also, today i got to hold the snake, The snake likes warm areas. The snake went in my pocket. Let's just say thank god my fly was zipped. There's really nothing like wearing a thong made of the snake.
I think I should go to bed now.
And i bought a hat. I have a huge head. I need to stop loading up with the styling mousse.
for example: going back, still with a slight fever, and being told to vacuum the entire store (2 floors) with a 1970s 50 lb apparatus. work those shoulders!!!
the best: there's a man we affectionately call Fast Freddy Five, who has some sort of master plan which involves getting a detailed map of the cosmos to cover 90% of his body, comes in weekly for 6 hour sessions. Incidentally, as i photocopied his I.D., i discovered that his last name is Kreuger. Today, Fast Freddy asked me if i wanted to "go see Ozzy with him sometime." Then he went out to get some food to raise his blood sugar, came back and started asking me is mozzerella was bad for him. Then he asked me to dump my boyfriend. We found out later that he had used his time away to not only ingest mozerella, but to take some drugs. Which, although not as high in cholesterol, are probably worse all round for him.
Finally, a german tourist with a shaved head walked solemnly, made a beeline for me, and asked me in heavily accented English if i "knew of a store which sold the heavy metal music." DU HAST!!! DU HAST NICH!!! i nearly replied.
Also, today i got to hold the snake, The snake likes warm areas. The snake went in my pocket. Let's just say thank god my fly was zipped. There's really nothing like wearing a thong made of the snake.
I think I should go to bed now.
And i bought a hat. I have a huge head. I need to stop loading up with the styling mousse.
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i love blind cuts.
when are compliments creepy and when are they just compliments?
i think a thelma and louise rampage would be awesome. i'd be down. but only if we can break into buildings with nice roofs and climb up on them and watch sunsets and look at the treetops. that would be awesome.