Quote-A-Rama
"why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
"but the saw, the saw is family!"
"oh, here's a fun fact: you made out with your sister, man!"
"it was only a couple flipper babies!"
"oh, man. I'm sensing something very canadian about this place"
"lately, we've been playing music by this chap named Bieber, gosh, you should hear the screams"