Callfree Retro Filicidal Expiration Utilization : The 39 Week 2 Round Up/Update [T39W02RU/U]
Intriguing that this morning, after reading a few e'mails, I realized that my phone wasn't working. I have no idea how many days it's been dead.
While this may be shocking to some, you have to realize I seldom GET calls in the first place and so I didn't think much a'tall of being callfree...
after I got home from work this early evening, in PERFECT timing!, I plugged in a phone that's literally from the '80s and it began to chirp - friends were in town and near the apartment!
with LOTS of thanks I traded food for a ride to pick up a new phone - MUCH appreciated in that it'd keep me out of roughly an hour-and-a-half total of 90 heat
as I may or may not have mentioned (I do not remember), I had my daughters last weekend - ALWAYs an enjoyable experience.
the ex had been saying how they'd been driving her nigh crazy and, on Satyr's Day, they nearly brought me to the killing edge - which led to them being denied treats and movies.
...which, humerously, led to them being (nearly-)angels on Tsunday *smirks*. they weren't perfect, no, but definately blew the day prior out of the water - thankfully!
there's just something about filicide that didn't sound quite kosher - let alone legal
( and, no, to appease the suddenly worried there's no way in the 7 hells I'd hurt my children... sell them to someone in Cleveland, maybe, but never hurt them! )
speaking of children - or lack thereof - I (still) have 8 of the condoms, now approaching their expiration date in September, that I'd found shortly after the ex left years back...
no, I haven't utilized them myself (I haven't been KISSED since before my teeth were broken, if that gives you any idea), but rather gave a few away to people who could utilize them.
SO... if anyone needs condoms, c'mon over before they expire...
otherwise, if any lovely ladies would like an "Expiration Date" (hint, hint), it's been a while (quite a while), but I still may remember how to utilize my extraneous organs...
just c'mon over and... *ahem*... we'll see what comes up ;p
in a touch of oddly-related humour, I went to check the mail on Monday wearing only one of my open shirts and jeans and I was threatened to have the cops called on me for not "covering my area."
...seriously?!? if you can't tell the difference between an umbilical hernia (outie) and an extraneous male organ, you've got a LOT of OTHER issues to deal with.
*shakes head* - some days I may love living in the Cities, but the people, however, dear gods! there's just something about people in this state... and it's worse in the Cities!
weatherwise it's been a weird week of dryness and heat coupled with random thunderstorms and showers... I say weird because, well, DRY with storms which are, well, WET?!?
ah, Minnesota. gotta love this state! ...and I'll still take heat over cold any day!
I also, oddly enough, received "hair club for men" material in the mail last week...
now where in the 7 hells would *I*, of all people, put more hair??? I'm half-sasquatch, for frag's sake!
Have a lovely rest of the week and remember: Life is about Living!
- thom / Wolfox
Intriguing that this morning, after reading a few e'mails, I realized that my phone wasn't working. I have no idea how many days it's been dead.
While this may be shocking to some, you have to realize I seldom GET calls in the first place and so I didn't think much a'tall of being callfree...
after I got home from work this early evening, in PERFECT timing!, I plugged in a phone that's literally from the '80s and it began to chirp - friends were in town and near the apartment!
with LOTS of thanks I traded food for a ride to pick up a new phone - MUCH appreciated in that it'd keep me out of roughly an hour-and-a-half total of 90 heat
as I may or may not have mentioned (I do not remember), I had my daughters last weekend - ALWAYs an enjoyable experience.
the ex had been saying how they'd been driving her nigh crazy and, on Satyr's Day, they nearly brought me to the killing edge - which led to them being denied treats and movies.
...which, humerously, led to them being (nearly-)angels on Tsunday *smirks*. they weren't perfect, no, but definately blew the day prior out of the water - thankfully!
there's just something about filicide that didn't sound quite kosher - let alone legal
( and, no, to appease the suddenly worried there's no way in the 7 hells I'd hurt my children... sell them to someone in Cleveland, maybe, but never hurt them! )
speaking of children - or lack thereof - I (still) have 8 of the condoms, now approaching their expiration date in September, that I'd found shortly after the ex left years back...
no, I haven't utilized them myself (I haven't been KISSED since before my teeth were broken, if that gives you any idea), but rather gave a few away to people who could utilize them.
SO... if anyone needs condoms, c'mon over before they expire...
otherwise, if any lovely ladies would like an "Expiration Date" (hint, hint), it's been a while (quite a while), but I still may remember how to utilize my extraneous organs...
just c'mon over and... *ahem*... we'll see what comes up ;p
in a touch of oddly-related humour, I went to check the mail on Monday wearing only one of my open shirts and jeans and I was threatened to have the cops called on me for not "covering my area."
...seriously?!? if you can't tell the difference between an umbilical hernia (outie) and an extraneous male organ, you've got a LOT of OTHER issues to deal with.
*shakes head* - some days I may love living in the Cities, but the people, however, dear gods! there's just something about people in this state... and it's worse in the Cities!
weatherwise it's been a weird week of dryness and heat coupled with random thunderstorms and showers... I say weird because, well, DRY with storms which are, well, WET?!?
ah, Minnesota. gotta love this state! ...and I'll still take heat over cold any day!
I also, oddly enough, received "hair club for men" material in the mail last week...
now where in the 7 hells would *I*, of all people, put more hair??? I'm half-sasquatch, for frag's sake!
Have a lovely rest of the week and remember: Life is about Living!
- thom / Wolfox