Clue- board game

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@lilymai Quote from wikipedia-- "

Cluedo (/ˈkluːdoʊ/)—known as Clue in North America—is a murder mystery game for three to six players, devised by Anthony E. Pratt from Birmingham, England. The game was first manufactured by Waddingtons in the UK in 1949. Since then, it has been relaunched and updated several times, and it is currently owned and published by the American...
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littlejohn22:
I have the Simpson version and we played an old 1960s version as a kid
ferkixlll:
The movie is Fun. Tim at his manic best.

Since everyone else was doing it.

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A little bit about me

📏height: 5' and shrinking.

⏳age: 48

👀 eye color: melting brown

♒️ sign: libra

💁 hair color: brown, and sadly some gray. Mostly in the beard.

🎲 favorite thing: games. Plus games. Did I mention games? Oh, and boobs.

🎨 favorite color: Black and/or gold

🍝 food:KFC

⏰ favorite time of day:Late evening to early morning. Around 2am

🌙 day...
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ferkixlll:
Beatles? That band Paul McCartney was in before Wings?? 😉😉😉😉
wizard0:
@ferkixlll Naw, it was the band that Ringo was in, before the All Star one.

Blackheart Burlesque in Portland, Me on May 19? Don't mind if I do!!…

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wizard0:
I tried to buy some last time they were in Portland, @kiley , but being technologically impaired, I failed miserably.  I had a freind order them for our group and we paid her back. I have also tried and failed to get her to sign up, but I'll pass along the info to her.  I'm sure we'll get her to pick the tickets up again this year.
benson:
i went the past couple of years and had so much fun!!

A Letter from Craigslist: Revisited from one year ago.

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You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

My regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day.

So I came to you on my lunch hour, Anonymous Vietnamese Waxer Lady who works at the cheapie nail place. We were mere strangers before this afternoon, but after knowing you only an...
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littlejohn22:
OMG, this is awesome
teddykev:
I don't know if I commented on this when you posted last but yeah still epic😀

Semi-christmas spirit

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So some friends of mine started a facebook group for another friend who is one of those grumpy christmas people. Everyone is sending her christmas cards from all over the world, and different gifts anonymously. Someone even sent "a bag of dicks". her reaction has been hilarious. I can't wait till they finally invite her to the group. I'm sure there will be payback at...
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littlejohn22:
a bag of dicks...?... who are these males that are missing their dicks? LOL
ferkixlll:
Friends! 😉😉

My favorite joke, illustrated.

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A bear

and a rabbit

were taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turned to the rabbit and asked, "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replied, "Why, no!"

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.


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nebula:
Dead 😂
hiptobes:
Haha I was just about to comment about hearing it on Delirious.

Saw Dr Strange tonight. Liked it, but not the changes.

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ferkixlll:
Like every other movie ever made; it is vaguely based upon it's source material. Does it stand on it's own story line? Sitting through "Unexpected Journey", glad that Jackson did it; But cringe at all of his deletions and additions.
wizard0:
@ferkixlll Had I not already read his books from the early years on, I'm sure I would have been fine with it.

Top 3 movies I've watched a bajillion times.

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Ok, I was tagged by @electriceye22 for my top 3 movies I have watched over and over. My top one would have to be Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I could easily add The Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life to this, but one Monty Python is enough. British humor at it's complete best. I have a group of friends that exchange
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nebula:
Holy Grail is probably number 1 for me too :)
ferkixlll:
Holy Grail on top of my list as well.

What is one thing you will never do again?

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Guess I haven't done one of these for a while, but this seems like an easy one. @rambo @missy @lyxzen When I was a fairly young teen-ager

I was hanging out in the woods with a friend of mine. We had built a fire

and we were leaving, so we had to put it out.

I got the bright idea that I should piss on
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rudeboy71:
Smokies new slogan, "Only you can prevent penis fires."
ferkixlll:
Ouch!!!! But way better than a catastrophic lighting farts on fire mishap.
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