Guess I haven't done one of these for a while, but this seems like an easy one. @rambo @missy @lyxzen When I was a fairly young teen-ager
I was hanging out in the woods with a friend of mine. We had built a fire
and we were leaving, so we had to put it out.
I got the bright idea that I should piss on it to put it out.
The fire took exception to this occurring and flung a coal at me.
Landed right in my crotch.
I had a small burn scar on my penis for a few years. Never peeing on a fire again.
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rudeboy71:
Smokies new slogan, "Only you can prevent penis fires."
ferkixlll:
Ouch!!!! But way better than a catastrophic lighting farts on fire mishap.