Thanksgiving was AWESOME.
I'm working all the time.
I'll try and update for real later.
I'm working all the time.
I'll try and update for real later.
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Last night was too much fun.
Let's just say I ended up working shirtless. And several customers followed suit. And I made loads of money, because I'm SEXY.
And I now host a weekly Bathrobe Brunch, Sundays at 1. If you're not wearing sleepwear, or a bathrobe, you can't get in.
Bitches, Bathrobes, and Booze. Man, I am one smooooooth, sexy man.
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Let's just say I ended up working shirtless. And several customers followed suit. And I made loads of money, because I'm SEXY.
And I now host a weekly Bathrobe Brunch, Sundays at 1. If you're not wearing sleepwear, or a bathrobe, you can't get in.
Bitches, Bathrobes, and Booze. Man, I am one smooooooth, sexy man.
Now,...
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mercie:
of course we can include MM!!!
duh.
Come early and cuddle with me all week. I'm all lonely.
Can you believe that fuckass boyfriend of mine had the NERVE to break up with ME?
Christ. He'll regret it. Yes, yes he will. *keeps telling self that*
duh.
Come early and cuddle with me all week. I'm all lonely.
Can you believe that fuckass boyfriend of mine had the NERVE to break up with ME?
Christ. He'll regret it. Yes, yes he will. *keeps telling self that*
mistakesmade:
Dude can you please come to Mercie's next weekend. It'll be great I promise. WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT. I'll bribe you. We'll cuddle. We'll ALL cuddle. Like a really hot sandwich. It'll be great.
This journal update brought to you by the letter "F", for FedEx, and the number "15", for how many minutes the FedEx guy leaned on my freaking doorbell this morning as I was trying to sleep off a roaring hangover.
Last night was my friend Dave's 37th birthday. Yes, all my friends are a fair bit older than me. We went to Blue Star, a...
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Last night was my friend Dave's 37th birthday. Yes, all my friends are a fair bit older than me. We went to Blue Star, a...
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nimhly:
ooo how exciting! i shittily painted my living room a nice reddish color once, then got confused on where to stop, since it was an attic type place, and the ceilings slanted with the walls. I ended up painting the ceilings, too, which made the whole room feel like it was closing in on me. heh. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT !!!!!!!!!?#!@J?!L#J@!?
so yeah, I guess I'm sticking with white for now. Where did you end up moving to? Not the warehouse, right?
a friend of mine makes the most fantastic seared tenderloin. She crusts it with just salt and pepper and some light marinate, then slap slap on the pan, and oy, heaven in a piece of beef. I like crusted seared stuff. crunchy is good. mmmmm crunchy.
i carded a 38 year old last night. I'm pretty okay with that.
so yeah, I guess I'm sticking with white for now. Where did you end up moving to? Not the warehouse, right?
a friend of mine makes the most fantastic seared tenderloin. She crusts it with just salt and pepper and some light marinate, then slap slap on the pan, and oy, heaven in a piece of beef. I like crusted seared stuff. crunchy is good. mmmmm crunchy.
i carded a 38 year old last night. I'm pretty okay with that.
legionnaire:
So I take it you found a new place to live? Congrats.
That description of dinner made me really hungry. I haven't had good seafood for a while.
And yeah, france was great. I love going there, I just wish I could have stayed longer. Great food and wine, beautiful women, what more could you ask for?
Oh yeah - and I don't know if you're interested, but I have a group of people who I play poker with fairly regularly. either $10 or $20 buy in, tournament style hold 'em. It's pretty fun. I can let you know if you want in the next time we're playing.
That description of dinner made me really hungry. I haven't had good seafood for a while.
And yeah, france was great. I love going there, I just wish I could have stayed longer. Great food and wine, beautiful women, what more could you ask for?
Oh yeah - and I don't know if you're interested, but I have a group of people who I play poker with fairly regularly. either $10 or $20 buy in, tournament style hold 'em. It's pretty fun. I can let you know if you want in the next time we're playing.
I have moved.
I am reborn.
My new place is so great, even though the landlord still has people working on it at 9 in the morning. I foresee a small problem with a couple of the roommates, but it should be resolved tonight, and not be an issue again.
It's rather nice, actually, the miniscule amount of personal possessions I have. I've always been...
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I am reborn.
My new place is so great, even though the landlord still has people working on it at 9 in the morning. I foresee a small problem with a couple of the roommates, but it should be resolved tonight, and not be an issue again.
It's rather nice, actually, the miniscule amount of personal possessions I have. I've always been...
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mercie:
OOOH! you're fucking coming here? when?? i'm so excited!! 
I tell EVERYONE meat is bad for you. Dammit, no one listens. I'm glad you're feeling better though!
When you come here, can we get really plastered? I need it.
I tell EVERYONE meat is bad for you. Dammit, no one listens. I'm glad you're feeling better though!
When you come here, can we get really plastered? I need it.
myra:
Sounds all good, new beginnings are great.
I dont even know on what date Thanksgiving is since we dont celebrate it over here...
I dont even know on what date Thanksgiving is since we dont celebrate it over here...
I'm drunk and life is good.
Grab the moment while you can. For this brief second, I love all.
According to my horoscope, I can do no wrong, ever since the eclipse a few weeks ago. I believe it. If I grab hold, I can rule the world.
So watch the fuck out.
Grab the moment while you can. For this brief second, I love all.
According to my horoscope, I can do no wrong, ever since the eclipse a few weeks ago. I believe it. If I grab hold, I can rule the world.
So watch the fuck out.
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mistakesmade:
I would be pumped times 100.
Hope moving goes well.
MM
Hope moving goes well.
MM
siv:
aha. STOP BEING SO FUCKING INTELLECTUALLY COMPATIBLE, YOU BOOK-TEASE. 
yeah. i love SG. i think i've internet-intellect slept with penny about ten times so far by proxy. IT RULES!
i wish i were moving. subjunctive case. canada, maybe.
yeah. i love SG. i think i've internet-intellect slept with penny about ten times so far by proxy. IT RULES!
i wish i were moving. subjunctive case. canada, maybe.
Chugging Advil and still tasting you on my lips.
Let's hear it for first dates and new apartments!
So, yesterday, just as I was somewhat despairing that I would ever find a new place to live, one of my new roommates called to tell me that I made the cut and so I'm moving back to Brooklyn!!! The place is super-nice: whole brownstone, two kitchens,...
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Let's hear it for first dates and new apartments!
So, yesterday, just as I was somewhat despairing that I would ever find a new place to live, one of my new roommates called to tell me that I made the cut and so I'm moving back to Brooklyn!!! The place is super-nice: whole brownstone, two kitchens,...
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derceto:
congrats on the new place, you should have the whole SGNY crew over to scare the new roomies 
seriously though, i hope everything works out with the new place. was good seeing you last night, even if it was for like 5 seconds 
seriously though, i hope everything works out with the new place. was good seeing you last night, even if it was for like 5 seconds 
nadzofsteel:
Welcome back to Brooklyn, kneegro!
Butcha gotta tell us which part.
Butcha gotta tell us which part.
I think I've decided to go vegetarian again. For health reasons. I figure it will help with my digestion and crippling heartburn. It's been several years since I went back to carnivore-dom, and yesterday I realized that I pretty much don't eat anything without meat in it. So, you know, hopefully this will help me lose a bit of the fat I've collected around my...
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jason:
hey thats awesome news. whats your new neighborhood?
throatneedle:
awesome man! great news on the apartment!
I hate looking for apartments. Especially looking for shares. It's like, "Please please please validate me and think I'm good enough to live with and like me and pick me and I'm really okay I promise please don't reject me I need a PLACE TO FUCKING LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!"
UGH.
It's the most frustrating thing ever. I just wish people would get back in touch with me...
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UGH.
It's the most frustrating thing ever. I just wish people would get back in touch with me...
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unnecessaryz:
I'd believe you if you didn't tack on that last bit about the girlfriend thing.
nadzofsteel:
Yo, that's how the groom wanted it.
I PROMISE, my bachelor party will be very different.
I PROMISE, my bachelor party will be very different.
Fuck. My roommate came home from China two weeks early. And threw out my Who Wants to be a Millionaire audition ticket. And is going to be all in the way while I'm trying to move next week. This stinks.
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obsidity:
oH, I got it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
siv:
OH BABY
PATRON MEEEE
PATRON MEEEE
I'm going on Who Wants to be a Millionaire tomorrow. Again. This time it's not lame-ass Celebrity Trivia edition, so I'd say I've got a pretty good shot at making it. Unfortunately, I have to sit in the audience through two tapings in order to go on. Ah, well, the million bucks will make it all worthwhile. Who wants to be a Phone-a-Friend?
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siv:
ME. DOOD. I'm totally smart and stuff. Phone number on request,
unnecessaryz:
You can use me as your phone friend, but I might be too tempted to make a dick joke and blow your chances as payback for stealing my beer and leaving me in a trash can.
pps.
ppps. i love you for real, dawg.