Thursday Jun 22, 2006

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All right! We've reached the point where each new journal entry becomes the latest recipient of the "Longest Gap Between Updates" award. Clocking in at nearly two months, this update is bound to be my last. I'm up to date enough with all the goings on here, so I know that the latest trend is to talk about how the new site affects...
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margot_dent:



OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

jason:

air bud spikes back is on.

Monday Apr 24, 2006

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So I figured I'd update my journal since my birthday is coming up. Having that little mutant balloon by my name will prompt the three or so people who may or may not actually read my journal to leave their kind regards, and it would be rude of me to have some sob story about something that happened like, seven years ago or whatever...
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mk700c:

Bitch please, those aren't even my sexy pants.

toothpick:

Dude, are you ever going to write a new journal? Come on.

Maybe you should START getting stoned and put a shelf together. Did you ever think about that?

The second-to-first words addressed to me personally on this site came from this man. Being a clueless and bitter noob (read the thread), I had planned to respond with "Ooh, I've been corrected by a cult of personality." Contemporaries will note that I meant this sarcastically because I wasn't aware of the facts. Z defines SG humor at its best.

Thursday Mar 16, 2006

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Warning: The following update contains nothing but fighting

There seems to be a moral dilema permeating throughout the minds of NAGA competitors: Is an ultimately meaningless representation of one's true ability - such as a gold medal - worth the price of being a complete pussy?

If last weekend's tournament is any indication, the answer is a resounding "Are you fucking kidding me? Totally!"

In...
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misterusername:

Time for a new entry... that also contains nothing but fighting.

verandi:

Friday Feb 03, 2006

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flux:

U KNOW THIS.

cop_n_blow:


The details of my life are quite inconsequential... wink

[Edited on Mar 23, 2006 9:06PM]

Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

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The new year has come and gone, and clearly the only resolution I've made is to update even less. Despite several close calls involving the update button, I thinks it's safe to assume that I've stayed true to my vow. I can proudly say that most of you probably have no fucking clue what I've been up to, or possibly even...
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infinitelykaty:

I had a dream about you last night, and I figure it was the "doh!" over brushing off your invitation because of the distance thing that did it.
It involved me escaping through an air shaft from my birthday party (to which hot sex was totally about to walk right through the door!) to some undisclosed location within the same building that you were calling me from.
Of course, I also had a dream about cooking bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. Interpret as you will.

hollygolightly:

I want to BE you! seriously, you guys are the best though biggrin

i don't believe you asked me for permission to post pictures of me! haha.

add me as a friend you lamo tongue

Thursday Dec 15, 2005

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Z and Order: Special Crime Scene Rape Prevention Astronauts

Last month's all new episode of my life featured the usual amount of adventure, surprise twists, and plenty of celebrity guest appearances. Although most die-hard fans will agree that I totally jumped the shark that time I solved the case of the haunted carnival with help from the of ghost of Pamela Anderson's first...
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dunx:

I will need a Tall Boy this Friday. A Tall Boy from Z.

dunx:

Awesome. I'm gonna go scrounge the couch for $4 in change just to make sure.

Tuesday Nov 08, 2005

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If love were gauged by journal entry frequency, not only would it mean that I completely hate all of you, it would also mean that I chained you in my basement and forgot about you until the day I tripped over your bones while looking through my old comic book collection. As it turns out, love isn't gauged that way, and I still love...
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verandi:

seriously. just update. you know you want to.

acetracer:

I knew you still loved me. My faith never waivered.

Monday Aug 15, 2005

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Last Weekend IV: Dongaggedon

If there's one thing that I'll always have throughout the course of my life, it's that nothing can take the last couple of weekends away from me. Well, I'll have that in addition to the fact that I probably fathered more than half of you.

Two weekends ago was my first taste of being retired. Not regular...
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wren:

Your raditorial about PETA made me chuckle.

timmy:

Thanks for the post after my dad passed away. I appreciated it.

You're looking quite Magnum.

Sorry I never made it to the city, too much stuff to deal with upstate.