don't you totally hate it, when you're all nice and cozy-relaxed in the jacooz with like 3 or 4 nekkid chicks...and then one of them all of a sudden jumps out sayin shes too hot....so she makes you get out of the love-tub and spray her down with the hose??....i mean it's like, HELLO!! was I not just totally relaxed in the jacooz...sippin' down a...
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kennyg:
So, how'd it go?
andromeda:
Yeah it sucks when you have to spray hot nekkid chicks down with cold water, and you get to see some hard nipples. I guess that could tweak a nerve too. 
so as i was walking home from work the other day, this punk-ass leans out the window of a passing i-have-a-tiny-cock-truck, and yells: "FUCKIN' FAGGOT!!!"......
? ? ? ?
i guess it was either the big-ass blister i had on my toe that was causing me to walk funny...or my pink velvet Versace hotpants and tube-top.
either way...what a dick.
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papawheelie:
i heard it as " how do you starve a hippie? hide the food stamps under the soap".
_luke:
but you look so manly in pink. 
so i've been stretching extra hard every night so that i can nail the splits on the dance floor at the PLAYBOY party June 9th...anyhoo i went a little overboard last night and now i'm walkin around like a got a hammer in my ass...
will you icy-hot my thighs please?
will you icy-hot my thighs please?
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silencenoir:
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
xxanastasiaxx:
did I ever tell you I have a massage license...Yep..I'm a trained professional.
what could it be, that gorgeous smell?
my nose, it knows, it rings a bell.
so sweet and smokey on the breeze.
i start to tremble, nose to knees.
i'm getting close, i'm getting hotter.
my mouth it now, begins to water.
a tickling-tickle, in my groin.
i've just fallen in love with pork loin.
hot-diggity i love BBQ season!!!
my nose, it knows, it rings a bell.
so sweet and smokey on the breeze.
i start to tremble, nose to knees.
i'm getting close, i'm getting hotter.
my mouth it now, begins to water.
a tickling-tickle, in my groin.
i've just fallen in love with pork loin.
hot-diggity i love BBQ season!!!
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mrzablowdowski:
taste and style, you' re exemplary
comentary left is complimentary
a sweet lyric we all count on
you got the grey poupon
comentary left is complimentary
a sweet lyric we all count on
you got the grey poupon
scatmonkey:
Yeah. That can happen. If you've been doin' supersets you should be well prepared. Going in to those without a few weeks of supers under your belt is recipe for disaster. As personal experience has dicated.
so, i switched from tighty-whiteys to boxers way back in junior high, for fear that the tighties might be impeding the exponential growth of my weenis....but now that its too late, i'm thinkin i might switch back....they just come in so many cute colors nowadays.
i miss those days...dancin' around the room in my off-white-under-the-butt-nut-hut....all lip synchin' quiet riot in the mirror...tough as nails, that...
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sakita:
boxer briefs are the greatest.
no man looks bad in those.
every man looks like hunk material. i highly suggest them!
how are you? is it summery there yet? the sun didn't go down until 11:00 last night, I love summer here. (though the temp isnt so high).
no man looks bad in those.
every man looks like hunk material. i highly suggest them!
how are you? is it summery there yet? the sun didn't go down until 11:00 last night, I love summer here. (though the temp isnt so high).
er:
so.
i'm going to learn virginia opera's 2004-05 season so if i really do move there in the fall, i'll be ready to help out if necessary. i hear they are often looking for more pianists...
turandot
tristan und isolde
the merry widow (in english)
faust
i've got scores and CDs for the first 2, and a pencil. and it's time to admit that wagner is fucking gorgeous, you're right. i have avoided him thus far, but just the prelude to act 1 of tristan makes me want to cry. and all i've done is looked at it on the page (played through it a little), never heard it with orchestra.
at the juilliard bookstore there is a HUGE opera cd sale right now--basically any opera, with good people, for less than $15 (less than $25 for the 4-CD operas)...
i'm going to learn virginia opera's 2004-05 season so if i really do move there in the fall, i'll be ready to help out if necessary. i hear they are often looking for more pianists...
turandot
tristan und isolde
the merry widow (in english)
faust
i've got scores and CDs for the first 2, and a pencil. and it's time to admit that wagner is fucking gorgeous, you're right. i have avoided him thus far, but just the prelude to act 1 of tristan makes me want to cry. and all i've done is looked at it on the page (played through it a little), never heard it with orchestra.
at the juilliard bookstore there is a HUGE opera cd sale right now--basically any opera, with good people, for less than $15 (less than $25 for the 4-CD operas)...
don't you hate it when you go sniff the butt of some underwear to see if they're clean...and then as you gag, and your eyes start to water, you reel back reflexively and crack your head on the wall??.....
well don't worry, you're not alone.
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rojo:
good to know i'm not the only one.
now to attend to this concussion.
now to attend to this concussion.
sweetbuns:
shirt potatoes huh 
Thanks for your comment
Thanks for your comment
note to self: in the future, please refrain from using extra coarse kosher salt for your saline nasal washes.
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sethy:
I'd thought Vimian the Simian swam across the sea and left the site.
rojo:
yowza! you'd think that would have gone without saying. live and learn.
live and learn. Ahhh...its so nice to finally be back...away from all those damn gorgeous models...pretentious 5 star restaurants...those ludicrous Madison Avenue shops...dirty street corner hotdogs...Kosher delis...Central Park in the Spring, my Elisa & Karina...and those whacky folks who pronounce coffee: Quaffee....
what am i, freakin' high on the weed?!?!?!....fuck-a-duck yo i'm goin' back next month!!!!!!
what am i, freakin' high on the weed?!?!?!....fuck-a-duck yo i'm goin' back next month!!!!!!
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_luke:
I'm around...just not very up on my journal.
sounds like you had a rotten time in NY...what a bummer
sounds like you had a rotten time in NY...what a bummer
metaleric:
Damn dude. Take me with you next month. Please?
dinner for 4 at Jean-Georges....$1000
Prada handbag for Carrie-Lynn....$1225
2 box seat tix for the last half of Wagner's Ring Cycle at the Met...$3000
midnight dinner and martinis for 6 at Cafe des Artistes....$1500
Roadster Chronograph from Cartier....$5800
tix for the Met, MOMA, Guggenheim, Whitney, and the Frick...$120
10 New York stylee hotdogs....$20
3 "I heart NY" t-shirts....$15
a RedBull and a sammich for the...
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Prada handbag for Carrie-Lynn....$1225
2 box seat tix for the last half of Wagner's Ring Cycle at the Met...$3000
midnight dinner and martinis for 6 at Cafe des Artistes....$1500
Roadster Chronograph from Cartier....$5800
tix for the Met, MOMA, Guggenheim, Whitney, and the Frick...$120
10 New York stylee hotdogs....$20
3 "I heart NY" t-shirts....$15
a RedBull and a sammich for the...
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metaleric:
Ha! She's still in the tank. She died yesterday evening, so she's stiff. Not good eatin' anymore.
al:
Menin aeide thea Peleiadeo Achi... AL
Eh, the first line is all I know, but man, I can sing it like a champ.
Eh, the first line is all I know, but man, I can sing it like a champ.
I was reminded yesterday, of my old friend and highschool roommate, Mark. He used to sun-dry his Copenhagen. Then, he would re-moisten it with Gentleman Jack, and grind up a small piece of brown beer bottle glass and sprinkle it in with the dip....He also used to catch any moths that were flyin around, bring them back to our room, and tack them to the...
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citrus:
i missed you today, too.
happy friday.
don't forget to tell me about it!
happy friday.
don't forget to tell me about it!
theoriginalsin:
That's wacky.
Have fun in New York!
Have fun in New York!