First of all, thank you everyone who posted a birthday greeting. Whether it was insulting (freyja) or well intentioned (everyone else), it was properly inputed, processed, and stored in my robotic brain.
Secondly, as the more observant of you may have noticed, this year I celebrated my twenty seventh year on the twenty seventh day. I did some research and found out an interesting fact....
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Secondly, as the more observant of you may have noticed, this year I celebrated my twenty seventh year on the twenty seventh day. I did some research and found out an interesting fact....
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"I can feel myself slipping, but I'm gonna try to hold on. I got fifteen minutes to go. This month was nothing but a cruel bitch to me, and there's no fucking way in hell am I gonna die in April"
My Uncle - died May 1, 12:15 am
Anyway, to those of us born in the cruelest of months, here's to another year, bitches.
My Uncle - died May 1, 12:15 am
Anyway, to those of us born in the cruelest of months, here's to another year, bitches.
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holliday:
Happy birthday, baby!!
(warms up to give you your severe birthday beating)
*smirk*
(warms up to give you your severe birthday beating)
*smirk*
boxofficepoison:
Happy birthday day late. Hope your birthday was ninja-filled. Or failing that booze filled at least.
When it comes to pissing in the mouth of culture and getting away with it, no entertainment medium even has a chance against film. Books get banned. Video games get protested. The worst a film could possibly hope for is getting sent to the under ten dollar shelf at Best Buy.
Recently, Hollywood has been outdoing itself in the "fuck you and your heritage" department....
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Recently, Hollywood has been outdoing itself in the "fuck you and your heritage" department....
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clara:
OHMYGODIT'SYOURBIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
_sarah_:
Welcome to 27. 
Sophisticated
True Definition - Having acquired worldly knowledge or refinement; lacking natural simplicity or naivet.
My Definition - Boring psuedo-intellectuals who probably haven't even seen a movie with ninjas in it.
Let me ask you a question or two: How many artists do you know? Now, how does that number correlate with the amount of people you've fantasized about punching? According to my new study,...
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True Definition - Having acquired worldly knowledge or refinement; lacking natural simplicity or naivet.
My Definition - Boring psuedo-intellectuals who probably haven't even seen a movie with ninjas in it.
Let me ask you a question or two: How many artists do you know? Now, how does that number correlate with the amount of people you've fantasized about punching? According to my new study,...
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null:
Like you reading the same shit as a fat, middle-aged housewife would come as a surprise.
clara:
You're about to shove those digits into something of mine, aren't you? 
If you'll kindly direct your attention to your left, you'll notice a brand new post-modern masterpiece in the world of zany profile pics. Okay, it's not crazy new, because it's been there for a couple of days, but it's still not totally sane new either. I chose this particular piece because I believe it depicts me as a master of my own fate. I also...
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boxofficepoison:
Consider SG Yacht Club applied for. Once it is approved you should join. We're looking for classy individuals such as yourself.
Things that Rock
-Today is the day I took a little piece of myself back from The Man because today, I mailed the last check for my outstanding student loan balance. I thought the same thing last month, but for some reason I received a bill for eleven cents last week. I don't know if this is the system's way of keeping me on the...
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-Today is the day I took a little piece of myself back from The Man because today, I mailed the last check for my outstanding student loan balance. I thought the same thing last month, but for some reason I received a bill for eleven cents last week. I don't know if this is the system's way of keeping me on the...
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dunx:
You're now on my list of "People That Totally Don't Suck." It's a very prestigious group...and stuff. You'll be receiving a plaque in the mail any day now.
lx:
You don't love me. You never call, you barely read my journals. Don't you give me that shit. That isn't love mister...
On a sidenote, that kicks ass that you paid off your student loan.
And back to love... You don't love me... Bitch...
On a sidenote, that kicks ass that you paid off your student loan.
And back to love... You don't love me... Bitch...
"i love UnnecessaryZ because he pushed me into trashcans . his dancing skills i miss dearly and his love for the duke is also important. hell, i have a crush on this dude, so does everyone."
- Anonymous SG, anonymously known as Kikka
There really is a reason for my posting the above quote besides the obvious plug for how rad I am. Actually, there's...
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- Anonymous SG, anonymously known as Kikka
There really is a reason for my posting the above quote besides the obvious plug for how rad I am. Actually, there's...
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samling:
what are you talking about? like you don't know you're hot. shaddup. you are. and here's little ol' me, and all i wanna do is lick your face.
er:
yeah, 25. twenty-five!
am very excited.
finally have my body back
those pics in your pics are not who i am
yuck
thanks for re-friending, we'll see how it goes
off to florida
playing a big gig, very excited
nobody in my family did any april fooling
probably better that way
happy weekend to you
am very excited.
finally have my body back
those pics in your pics are not who i am
yuck
thanks for re-friending, we'll see how it goes
off to florida
playing a big gig, very excited
nobody in my family did any april fooling
probably better that way
happy weekend to you
DAWN OF THE BETTER THAN AVERAGE REMAKE
I remember a time when I thought the world couldn't get any shittier. In response, the world decided to tie me down and force me to watch as it lovingly hired George Romero to write and direct a film adaptation of Resident Evil, a game admittedly inspired by his zombie movies, then hilariously fire him in exchange for...
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I remember a time when I thought the world couldn't get any shittier. In response, the world decided to tie me down and force me to watch as it lovingly hired George Romero to write and direct a film adaptation of Resident Evil, a game admittedly inspired by his zombie movies, then hilariously fire him in exchange for...
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pharaoh:
nice avatar. looks what happens when i think i'm being original.
pharaoh:
being blacker than me ain't hard!
Joke-Jackers: America's Modern Answer to Medieval Waste Treatment
There's nothing worse than having your car stolen, then seeing the fiend who took it driving down the highway in it. Oh, except having your jokes stolen, then seeing the fiend who took them living large on the highway of comedy. It's been brought to my attention by an anonymous friend's reliable yet totally excessive powers of...
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There's nothing worse than having your car stolen, then seeing the fiend who took it driving down the highway in it. Oh, except having your jokes stolen, then seeing the fiend who took them living large on the highway of comedy. It's been brought to my attention by an anonymous friend's reliable yet totally excessive powers of...
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lucky7:
OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING!!!!
What's your FUCKING PROBLEM with St. Patrick's Day?????
The Irish I've grown up with don't give a shit about race!!!Irish are about drinking, and guys in skirts w/bagpipes, etc. I don't see what you're comment had to do with St. Patricks Day. Pick on anyone you want but the Irish! I'll have to beat your ass & steal your makeup
What's your FUCKING PROBLEM with St. Patrick's Day?????
The Irish I've grown up with don't give a shit about race!!!Irish are about drinking, and guys in skirts w/bagpipes, etc. I don't see what you're comment had to do with St. Patricks Day. Pick on anyone you want but the Irish! I'll have to beat your ass & steal your makeup
aspen:
Hey. It's ok....I talked about butt sex and brad, like always....heeee. 
Real News!
That pretty much sums up the assault that the last few days have waged on my mind. It started last weekend when some of us got together to see Kikka back to her mother land. After waking up the next day and discovering several wounds, bite marks, and what was almost certainly a baby in my uterus, I did my best to...
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That pretty much sums up the assault that the last few days have waged on my mind. It started last weekend when some of us got together to see Kikka back to her mother land. After waking up the next day and discovering several wounds, bite marks, and what was almost certainly a baby in my uterus, I did my best to...
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clara:
Thanks for the birthday greetings. I kept myself company this evening.
razzell:
This is Kimmy,just wanted to let you know that I will now be known as Razzell.There's an explanation in my journal 
How is it that you're an SG?
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/UnnecessaryZ/342142/
as opposed to
http://suicidegirls.com/members/UnnecessaryZ/
??
Is there some magical gender bending world of SG that i'm unnaware of?
Meh... Quite an interesting attempt at superhero-dom. What you forgot to do was wear your underwear on the outside and come up with a Superhero name for yourself. Then it would have worked.
All in all, i'm usually more responsive as well. But moving sucks. Well, moving out of the crackhouse i'm living in rocks. But moving for the 17th+ time in the past 6 years sucks. SG is only a passing thing in between truckloads of stuff here and there. Maybe i'll be a little more aware of my friends list when the move is over.