Paradox: to embrace Chaos is not to slide toward entropy but to emerge into an energy like stars, a pattern of instantaneous grace - a spontaneous organic order completely different from the carrion pyramids of sultans, muftis, cadis & grinning executioners.
After Chaos comes Eros - the principle of order implicit in the nothingness of the unqualified One. Love is structure, system, the only code...
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After Chaos comes Eros - the principle of order implicit in the nothingness of the unqualified One. Love is structure, system, the only code...
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A. I GOT NEW RUNNING SHOES TODAY. $59.99 PLUS TAX PLUS KISS MY ASS.
B. LAST NIGHT I SAW HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH. SHE IS MY HERO. KISS MY ASS.
C. LOOK AT MY NEW PICTURES WITH LAME FRENCH CAPTIONS. BAISE-TOI LA DERRIERE.
D. I CAN'T WAIT TO HECKLE THIS LOSER WHEN SG-BURLESQUE II COMES TO TOWN. KISS MY FUCKING ASS.
E.
P.S.
B. LAST NIGHT I SAW HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH. SHE IS MY HERO. KISS MY ASS.
C. LOOK AT MY NEW PICTURES WITH LAME FRENCH CAPTIONS. BAISE-TOI LA DERRIERE.
D. I CAN'T WAIT TO HECKLE THIS LOSER WHEN SG-BURLESQUE II COMES TO TOWN. KISS MY FUCKING ASS.
E.
P.S.
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mister_x:
hedwig is great, i saw a preformance in dallas that blew my fucking mind.
juliana:
WHY DIDN'T YOU POST IN MY JOURNAL WHEN YOU WROTE THIS. KISS MY FUCKING ASS.
Goat left behind with message for police
WAUKESHA, Wis. [AP] - Someone aiming to get the goat of Waukesha police left behind a bizarre missive - and a goat.
The goat was attached to a lamp post downtown, along with a message scrawled on an orange piece of paper:
"I stole a goat you (expletive) cops. I stole a goat and dropped it on this...
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WAUKESHA, Wis. [AP] - Someone aiming to get the goat of Waukesha police left behind a bizarre missive - and a goat.
The goat was attached to a lamp post downtown, along with a message scrawled on an orange piece of paper:
"I stole a goat you (expletive) cops. I stole a goat and dropped it on this...
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naiad_:
This makes me miss my hometown!! 
edited to ask you what's up with the surfin' sperm??? Hmmm......
[Edited on Mar 25, 2004 3:53PM]
edited to ask you what's up with the surfin' sperm??? Hmmm......
[Edited on Mar 25, 2004 3:53PM]
torihoney:
it's like a love letter from the mafia... like next time, someone grazes with the goats, you hear me paisan? guess we know what the good folks of wis. like to do with their free time, plan elaborate barnyard hijinks.
Her hair was the color of bollocks
And her breath was as sweet as a shite
I knew the first moment I loved her
No doubt shed not put up a fight
The chunks in her hair were attractive
They were yellowish and brownish and pink
She'd been up half the night just a drinkin'
Or so's I surmised from the stink
Hey, hey, Mary...
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And her breath was as sweet as a shite
I knew the first moment I loved her
No doubt shed not put up a fight
The chunks in her hair were attractive
They were yellowish and brownish and pink
She'd been up half the night just a drinkin'
Or so's I surmised from the stink
Hey, hey, Mary...
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torihoney:
surfing sperm? are you sure you aren't from california??
sicily:
i think yur trying to breed mini trisasstigus's, GOD FUCKING SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!! 
[Edited on Mar 23, 2004 1:25AM]
[Edited on Mar 23, 2004 1:25AM]
earlier tonight the old swanhole and i played a few songs for the minions at a local open mic. the set list:
1. ring of fire.
2. stella bella. a song we wrote about our furry quadruped daughter.
3. don't shit where you eat. by ween.
4. earth pilgrim. our rendition of a song written by the dude who organized the open mic.
5. motherfucking...
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1. ring of fire.
2. stella bella. a song we wrote about our furry quadruped daughter.
3. don't shit where you eat. by ween.
4. earth pilgrim. our rendition of a song written by the dude who organized the open mic.
5. motherfucking...
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madigan:
OH MY JESUS.
I feel so loved.
Here's a little Ode To Me:
There once was a girl named Reagan
To Jesus she did no prayin'
Her heart was black
As a matter of fact
T'was no life they were a-savin'
I AM SO BRILLIANT.
p.s. I want a mix tape of the songs and your first born.
I feel so loved.
Here's a little Ode To Me:
There once was a girl named Reagan
To Jesus she did no prayin'
Her heart was black
As a matter of fact
T'was no life they were a-savin'
I AM SO BRILLIANT.
p.s. I want a mix tape of the songs and your first born.
sicily:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!???!!!!???? 
Its not a museum piece, our love. Its an organic living breathing entity. It needs attention. Water twice a week. Daily sun. Constant carbon dioxide. And I cant expect or assume it will take care of itself. If I did I suppose it might on its own but I do not want to take that chance. It is a flower of extraordinary beauty and I...
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sicily:
hey! there's a tick in your asshole!
naiad_:
Ahhhh.......marriage.
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday dear trismegistus
Happy Birthday to me
p.s.
KISS MY ASS.
p.p.s.
check out the adorable new photo i added to my pics. DO IT NOW.
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday dear trismegistus
Happy Birthday to me
p.s.
KISS MY ASS.
p.p.s.
check out the adorable new photo i added to my pics. DO IT NOW.
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sicily:
hey! fucking swollen ass blister!! it's NOT your birthday anymore...no, today is the day where i remove your left thumb with a rusty hatchet! 
naja_haje:
E-Prime rang a dull bonk in my cluttered mind. I read Illuminatus! back in '92 and never received it back after I lent it out. Hopefully it never rested in any one person's keep.
Standard English
Trismegistus is a goat felcher.
English Prime
Trismegistus appears to be felching a goat when he wears its ass as a hat.
[Edited on Mar 04, 2004 11:56AM]
Standard English
Trismegistus is a goat felcher.
English Prime
Trismegistus appears to be felching a goat when he wears its ass as a hat.
[Edited on Mar 04, 2004 11:56AM]
Happy belated 87th birthday to the greatest actor of all time.
If you don't believe the above claim then I suggest you check this shit out.
(Also see #6 in my pics.)
In other news, I think I just pooped my pants.
If you don't believe the above claim then I suggest you check this shit out.
(Also see #6 in my pics.)
In other news, I think I just pooped my pants.
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sicily:
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SMELLY CUNT BAG!!!!!!!!!
maybe one of those fucking cave dwellers over in siberia will give you a fucking computer...either that, or i'm going to have to poisen your cat and devour your first born!!!!!!!!
i miss your stinky swan molested asshole
maybe one of those fucking cave dwellers over in siberia will give you a fucking computer...either that, or i'm going to have to poisen your cat and devour your first born!!!!!!!!
i miss your stinky swan molested asshole
CHARLES DEXTER WARD SAYS
I'm in a much much colder part of the world now but fortunately the heat in my building makes it feel like New Orleans in August. You will be interested to know that my male appendage froze off early last week and I was just about to ship it to Sicily via priority mail (so that she could add it to...
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I'm in a much much colder part of the world now but fortunately the heat in my building makes it feel like New Orleans in August. You will be interested to know that my male appendage froze off early last week and I was just about to ship it to Sicily via priority mail (so that she could add it to...
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sicily:
ASSSSSSFFFFUCKER!!! the swans are all sad and molestered ..stop leaving us!
naja_haje:
I was just thinking last night that what this place really needs is a little more trismegistus. aaaaahhhh... so much better.
Recently we had a lady squatting in the front yard of the duplex next door. My roomates and i think she was selling stolen goods out of her tent. Apparently one of the tenants 'sub-rented' his apartment while he did jail time. One of the 'sub-renters' was in an accident and had a nasty leg wound. Since she could not work they couldn't pay rent. Her boyfriend decided this was the perfect time to say "You're on your own, bitch. I'm outta here."
Now that's love.
Recently we had a lady squatting in the front yard of the duplex next door. My roomates and i think she was selling stolen goods out of her tent. Apparently one of the tenants 'sub-rented' his apartment while he did jail time. One of the 'sub-renters' was in an accident and had a nasty leg wound. Since she could not work they couldn't pay rent. Her boyfriend decided this was the perfect time to say "You're on your own, bitch. I'm outta here."
Now that's love.
hellzapoppin', bitches.
this is it for a while. i'm skipping town - and when i get to where i'm headed i will be a transformed man:
my boa will be pink, motherfuckers.
during my chrysalis i request that you pretend that i have been brutally assassinated - and that you leave for me here your saltiest obituaries. they will be scoffed at with...
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this is it for a while. i'm skipping town - and when i get to where i'm headed i will be a transformed man:
my boa will be pink, motherfuckers.
during my chrysalis i request that you pretend that i have been brutally assassinated - and that you leave for me here your saltiest obituaries. they will be scoffed at with...
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sicily:
i hope your dick fell off.
sicily:
in the cold cold arctic snow...severed and blue. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The fact that comments to my journal start with things like:
"You most certainly may NOT shit in my skull"
makes me happy beyond words.
It's what's referred to in the industry as the payoff.
Muchas Smoochas, fuckers!!!
"You most certainly may NOT shit in my skull"
makes me happy beyond words.
It's what's referred to in the industry as the payoff.
Muchas Smoochas, fuckers!!!
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deckwreck:
hmm well thanks, but i don't know if "darling" woud be the adjective i'd use to describe us... certainly, if you saw us in action, you'd probably lean more towards "obnoxious" or "retarded," most likely think we were the "biggest dorks you've ever seen (any argument to the contrary is automatically trumped by the matching crysknife tattoos)," and then probably follow it with a robust "goddamn kids today!!!"
heh.
heh.
flux:
so i'm "down to earth," eh? EAT MY STEAK OF DESTRUCTION.
i'll try to make it tonight!
i'll try to make it tonight!
boy
you
just
a
stupid
bitch
and
girl
you
just
a
no
good
dick.
you
just
a
stupid
bitch
and
girl
you
just
a
no
good
dick.
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suicidesmitty:
doublemint cock.
I am a bitch, who told ya?
I am a bitch, who told ya?
sicily:
caretaker!?! hmmmmmmm...i think you are going to die a slow and miserable death, for i have gnawed through my leash and escaped! HAHAHAHAHAHA, i have mean, nasty little plans for you. chicken claws. removal of eye socket. one less testical....hee hee hee la la la LAAAA
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
Yeah, I caught that article in the Mercury when it came out. Good stuff.