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tinyelvis:
Happy birthday my co-boob lover.

You share a birthday with David Bowie?
tinyelvis:
You know it girlfriend
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I'm already feeling warm and isolated with the first snowfall.
The smell of my furnace and the chill of my sheets.
I love the winter.

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suicidesmitty:
All of my food is blended for me now.
abra:
you make winter sound comforting.

here, it's just cold.
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I don't love Raymond.
But I'd give him a handjob.
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my cousin claimed to be "empowered" the other day.
It seems the very word implies that you are powerless.
that some benevolent source has given you a glimpse
of self control and you should be thankful for it.
grovel and show appreciation for the
opportunity to exercise free will.

fuck empowerment.
give me the keys, i drive...
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hor:

Giving you the keys would be empowerment.



suicidesmitty:
more like endagerment
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Yesterday was fantastic from start to finish.
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hor:

Fantastic.
suicidesmitty:
Yup
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It's not so much that I miss you
as I miss the idea of you.
Fetishised idiosyncrasies and nuance.
It's the things that you never possessed,
but I projected upon you that haunt me.

close my eyes and soothe me with your lie.



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leib_:
new word for me: idiosyncrasies I like it.

Dreams, fantasies, fetishes are wonderful. they help us escape reality and let go.
ava_jade:
me?
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So I got booted from Facebook.

Fucking fascists.

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niobe:
That's pretty funny.
nataskaput:
i'm sure i'll get some type of warning when i turn the crime scene photo of my mug into my profile picture
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fucking right.


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vittore:
Enjoy Conor for me.

Newsflash: TML is NOT going down Saturday night.
I feel like a fish out of water. >.<
leib_:


hot zombies?
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When I was little you were larger than life.
The ogre that sat on the couch smoking cigars
who would bark at me to, "know what you want before you open the fridge!"

Your eyes would sparkle when you smiled
and your hugs were so huge they would nearly smother me.
You taught me the importance of doing right and making a name for myself...
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hor:

You suck everyones dick.
annika:
I'm sorry?
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My ex-mother in law went on a tear
looking for dust masks yesterday-
everyone was sold out.

If you think that 257 confirmed cases
and seven confirmed deaths WORLDWIDE
is cause for alarm, consider this:

"More than 13,000 people in the U.S. have
died of complications from seasonal flu since January;
and it's expected to continue killing hundreds of people
a week...
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trixie:
you so smart.
katerina:
hahaha ive had a clod/bronchitis for about a week now...and my mother was screaming at me to go get screened for swine fly tongue silly moms
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It seems that the weather
has somehow jacked into my brain
and while it's been raining
for what seems like weeks,
today the sun is shining.

oh, and this:



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laaa:
=]