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Thieves broke into my car last night and stole my stereo, and they left the personnel files that I need to complete performance evaluations.

THANKS ASSHOLES - TWICE

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That's it, I'm buying a crossbow.
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hansel:
I thought I'd sneak you a testemonial before it froze. It takes them awhile to get with the times. ARRR!!!
desidia:
So ahead of the times.
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DEATH IN T MINUS 50 MINUTES

skull

WTF? still alive...
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bankerboy:
Thanks man! Friday night there will be drinks had!
hypnogogic:
what is wrong with you...... wink
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In lieu of a journal entry that details what I did yesterday, and with whom, or what places were found through a healthy mix of happenstance, wanderlust, and gasoline, or cryptic phrases not unlike the one that I began typing just moments ago and am continuing to type, right now, I bring to you Orvell and Tucket's stream of consciousness lawn jockey refugee camp...
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mikael:
we have GOT to jam sometime soon! Get ahold of me when you wanna..
unravled:
Thank you. smile

Also, pansexual, eh?
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some kind of solitude is measured out in you
you think you know it but you haven't got a clue


One of these warm summer nights I'm going to lay on my back in a field of fireflies and chase the fox in the milky way. Let the crickets and the tree tops weave a choral accouchement for my soul. Whispers, lullabies, constellations...
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jeff_fries:
I would have guessed TS Eliot, but I don't read a lot of poetry or pay attention to lyrics very well.
nixon:
Next weekend (as in, not tommorrow). Suicide Saturday. Be there.
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stormy:
what a delightful poem. i think you have a real future in writing
mikael:
I hurt myself last night. I haven't been that drunk in a loooong time. We're talking about bile-puking drunk.

Ahhhh good times. smile
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I experienced an interruption in my internet service last week. Letting a few days pass I then sent dispatch to the Comcastinistas to alert them of their folly. Poor bastards, apparently Comcastinople exists within a primitive linear time continuum. FOOLS. Can't they see the future that exists past the quivering platinum CGI time portal? The one in which rollerskating leprechauns gloryhole rainbows of cash...
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erica:
I didn't get any pictures of you yesterday!
sadfaceclown:
You said it about yesterday. I really had a great time. It was such a good way to spend the afternoon! Thanks for coming along. biggrin
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I rode up Mt. Tabor yesterday. Not much of a mountain but hey, it's uphill, it's a start. I felt like I could kick through a brick wall with my wound up legs. That fifteen seconds of walking after pedalling up a steep incline is like stepping out onto the moon. But alas, I could not launch myself twenty feet into the air...
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twentythree:
You need to get into some sort of horrible accident.
Then maybe they will give you bionic legs like "The Six Million Dollar Man."
After that you will be able to jump twenty feet in the air.
I promise.
hippomonki:
ARRR!!! club 21
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Right now the western sun is licking flames off of the revolving brass fixtures in my ceiling fan. Focusing through the roof and throwing the blades violently into reverse is slipping me deeper into self-hypnosis. Ahhhh... I always get a kick out of optical illusions.

I haven't seen a heat mirage in a long long time and I intend to slice a few in...
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nixon:
Man,she would RULE the mexican wrestling scene!
mikael:
so cherry... still smelled like furniture polish, so i know it was loved. smile
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I'll be moving into the house with the batshit landlord in a month. I'm excited for the extra space and the freedom to be, well, me. My roommate is setting up an art space in one of the rooms, it's great to pool together resources. I really wanted to get a dog but the yard isn't fenced in, and it's...
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lilyk:
i think i can have both of those covered. maybe not the bedtime thing. i rarell sleep before 5am as it is, but i am not always just gambling wink

well just hope he only pets them and doesn't make them into mocassins for you in lieu of repairing things
annalee:
An african grey would be amazing, theyre beautiful! It can go on your shoulder while you are on your canoe trips!
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My biggest regret about this past cyclonic weekend was that I didn't attend more of the events and that I didn't ask to have more pictures taken. They say hindsight is 20/20 but those people obviously didn't consume 75% of the previous days caloric intake in vodka. What did I do then? Lets take a look, shall we.

::Recovered Forensic Evidence...
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obelisk:
Damn, nice jacket! Hopefully I'll make it to the river, though a river of booze might just have to do.
mikael:
dude, wanna jam sometime?
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Wow, blast from the past.

Walt Mink's 4-track basement tapes recovered. The band grew a cult following on their demo tapes but once they got signed the producer fucked with their sound to make them more Smashing Pumpkinsesque. . . and that is why you've never heard of them.

...and the baggies are free...
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miloryan:
have you made it home safe and sound yet?
radarboy:
here are my pics from the Walt Mink reunion show.
it fucking rocked. :-)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blogumentary/tags/waltmink/
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I witnessed a jelly-off saturday night, lewd and lascivious. Trampoline plus alcohol plus sexual tension equals cage match, it's a fact. Tired of the backflippers and the double bouncers a Andrew W K lookalike finally lumbered up into the cage. The spry backflipper took Andrew's wife beater and wrapped it over his head with jack rabbit leap and the crowd erupted in cheers...
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hansel:
I need to bookmark this entry. I don't want to forget Andrew ever.
hansel:
Heh. It's a story best left for person to person contact. I'm giddy.