I rode up Mt. Tabor yesterday. Not much of a mountain but hey, it's uphill, it's a start. I felt like I could kick through a brick wall with my wound up legs. That fifteen seconds of walking after pedalling up a steep incline is like stepping out onto the moon. But alas, I could not launch myself twenty feet into the air. Such a let down.
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Then maybe they will give you bionic legs like "The Six Million Dollar Man."
After that you will be able to jump twenty feet in the air.
I promise.