////////4343////rde/4443/////We want your soul
Here's programmes, here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some Rolla
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
here's live talk shows,...
Read More
Here's programmes, here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some Rolla
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
here's live talk shows,...
Read More
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
A Christmas Tale, as recounted by Traumatron and Antenna.
fukd and bombd says:
shite. what to do... cant stay here or i'll go mad. my pissed-up sister nearly drowned in a pool of her own vomit last night.
traumatron says:
wow, thats a lot of vomit. is she ok now?
fukd and bombd says:
i think so. it was biggest puke pile i've ever...
Read More
fukd and bombd says:
shite. what to do... cant stay here or i'll go mad. my pissed-up sister nearly drowned in a pool of her own vomit last night.
traumatron says:
wow, thats a lot of vomit. is she ok now?
fukd and bombd says:
i think so. it was biggest puke pile i've ever...
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
cheech:
You'd like the John Waters commentaries. Basically everyone from Pink Flamingos, except Crackers, is in Female Trouble, so you kinda get an update on all the folks and places in Baltimore, two years later, and some of 'em he knows up to today.
clara:
The designers of the standard mouse clearly intended to deny our canine friends access to the information superhighway. The poor bastards haven't any thumbs!
The name of Colin:
Literal meaning
"No, look - it moved."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation around 11am, the name Colin was originally used spitefully to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before it escaped to France with the help of sympathisers.
Famous Colins
1. Colin Frote, for a...
Read More
Literal meaning
"No, look - it moved."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation around 11am, the name Colin was originally used spitefully to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before it escaped to France with the help of sympathisers.
Famous Colins
1. Colin Frote, for a...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
partiallyblind:
you don't like Rod Stewart?
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28AM]
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28AM]
antenna:
...as I was going to say before you mysteriously disappeared - thanks for that link!
much coolness and cute drawings.
interesting and informative posting by the way... my copy of SEE YOU IN HELL self-destructed as soon as I read it, and I looked up to see Lord Beelzebub eating baby brains and juggling my severed nadgers. Hird / Boonk has my soul now. was there a non-demonic edition?
stairlift-pimping bitch.
much coolness and cute drawings.
interesting and informative posting by the way... my copy of SEE YOU IN HELL self-destructed as soon as I read it, and I looked up to see Lord Beelzebub eating baby brains and juggling my severed nadgers. Hird / Boonk has my soul now. was there a non-demonic edition?
stairlift-pimping bitch.
Diane, its 8:29 am 16th December and I am entering the town of Suicide Peaks. A usually tranquil place but not without its bad apples.
I'm to investigate the crime of 'impersonation' here in this quiet resort. Some grave claims have been made, and the townsfolk are pretty restless. Thankfully, I've got quite a bit to go on due to some reliable informants.
This one...
Read More
I'm to investigate the crime of 'impersonation' here in this quiet resort. Some grave claims have been made, and the townsfolk are pretty restless. Thankfully, I've got quite a bit to go on due to some reliable informants.
This one...
Read More
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
big_dave:
that's some damn fine Sonic finding, Cooper 
Have a good xmas and Noo Year...
Have a good xmas and Noo Year...
brandviolet:
Do you really believe I am not nice to you? I've enjoyed our little occasional posts. If I haven't been nice, I'm sorry! I happen to like you and what you have to say, at any rate... Merry Xmas.
滑稽虽然这是, 它证明, babelfish 译者是堆胡扯。
baka:
and god vanished in a puff of logic 
cheech:
"ancient Chinese secret," huh?
L'entre de journal d'aujourd'hui est en franais.
Principalement parce que je vraiment aime fuck avec les gars de autant que moi probablement peut.
Si, ouais, tout tictaque le long de bien. Le collge est toujours peu prs d'accord, en dpit de l'autobus long voyage droit aprs un jours longs travaille afin de recevoir l-bas.
Je finalement ai gr aussi pour recevoir tout mon nol commercial...
Read More
Principalement parce que je vraiment aime fuck avec les gars de autant que moi probablement peut.
Si, ouais, tout tictaque le long de bien. Le collge est toujours peu prs d'accord, en dpit de l'autobus long voyage droit aprs un jours longs travaille afin de recevoir l-bas.
Je finalement ai gr aussi pour recevoir tout mon nol commercial...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
thee_tron:
Oh yeah
I am megatron
where are you from in uk
me its manchester
I am megatron
where are you from in uk
me its manchester
thee_tron:
awesome ill have to get in touch with her
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
partiallyblind:
big mechanial ponce?
that's MEGATRON for fucks sake woman! show some respect
that's MEGATRON for fucks sake woman! show some respect
partiallyblind:
see? i'm so shocked i can't even spell mechanical
Traumatron says:
allo dud.
Nic says:
ello pete
Traumatron says:
nuffin quite like a nice cup o tea in front o the telly eh?
Nic says:
nah, and there's nuffin quite like having both your legs amputated below the knee
Traumatron says:
well no, i dont imagine theres anyfing quite like that, no. apart from avin yer arms off an that an all.
Nic says:...
Read More
allo dud.
Nic says:
ello pete
Traumatron says:
nuffin quite like a nice cup o tea in front o the telly eh?
Nic says:
nah, and there's nuffin quite like having both your legs amputated below the knee
Traumatron says:
well no, i dont imagine theres anyfing quite like that, no. apart from avin yer arms off an that an all.
Nic says:...
Read More
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
perversia:
i...just...can't...stop...laughing!!! 
gunterx:
what a great dialogue!
Good evening, London. I thought it time we had a little talk. Are you sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin. . . .
I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately . . . I'm afraid your work's been slipping and . . . and, well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about...
Read More
Then I'll begin. . . .
I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately . . . I'm afraid your work's been slipping and . . . and, well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about...
Read More
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
preppylegend:
I think you are right but what the duck does ' top hole' mean ,
what is the reference ,
forever flummoxed
Preppy
what is the reference ,
forever flummoxed
Preppy
big_dave:
okay, so, maybe I do have the weirdest life ever, but it's the only one I've got and I'm determined to fuck it up one way or another 
S'not a problem about last w/e. Much as I would've loved hearing about Sonic's banjo string and observed your ale-fuelled rantings, I was blitzed from work & flying and would've just fallen asleep in your lap. Still, you could've all taken great pics of me with biro'd comments on my bald head...
S'not a problem about last w/e. Much as I would've loved hearing about Sonic's banjo string and observed your ale-fuelled rantings, I was blitzed from work & flying and would've just fallen asleep in your lap. Still, you could've all taken great pics of me with biro'd comments on my bald head...
what traumatron and antenna did whilst they should have been working...
Traumatron says:
glarg
fukd and bombd says:
kerching
Traumatron says:
flang doogle
fukd and bombd says:
schwang?
Traumatron says:
ploople
fukd and bombd says:
arg
Traumatron says:
correct. you may enter.
fukd and bombd says:
enter what?...
Traumatron says:
the top secret spies club!
fukd and bombd says:
I don't have a badge though....
Read More
Traumatron says:
glarg
fukd and bombd says:
kerching
Traumatron says:
flang doogle
fukd and bombd says:
schwang?
Traumatron says:
ploople
fukd and bombd says:
arg
Traumatron says:
correct. you may enter.
fukd and bombd says:
enter what?...
Traumatron says:
the top secret spies club!
fukd and bombd says:
I don't have a badge though....
Read More
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
big_dave:
Okay, in theory I'll be in london sometime on Sunday so the evening should be doable... depending on finish times/getting home. Mail me a contact number if you dare
EDIT Fuckwads... just discovered it's fully bokked. Curse my not being in UK type foolishness... but if yer up for a drinkie earlier in the day I could be easily arm-twisted...
[Edited on Nov 20, 2003 12:30PM]
EDIT Fuckwads... just discovered it's fully bokked. Curse my not being in UK type foolishness... but if yer up for a drinkie earlier in the day I could be easily arm-twisted...
[Edited on Nov 20, 2003 12:30PM]
james_:
If that^ isn't comedy genius at work, then i don't know what is. that is all.
J
J
was that before or after they wiped the Klingons off of the surface of Uranus?