Steve's Journal: Version 2.0 (Now with pop-up blocker!)
We here at Steve's Journal are dedicated to giving you, our faithfull reader, the highest quality product, with minimal risk of bowel cancer. Which is why we have taken the oppurtunity to beta test some of our new, advanced features. We are currently at the frontline of journal technology, and are developing ways to enhance your journal reading experience. Some features to watch out for are: Section heading, in our pattented bold font type, pictures that break the monatony, wittier movie references, and yes, even the ocasional anthropomorphism of Steve's Evil Brain (TM). Currently in development are: A counter that spins out of control, giving the impression that this journal is visited at a rate that rivals the baby production in India, code that will deliver a fresh pine, lemon, or vanilla scent from your speakers, and even an emoticon that fully expresses sarcastic intent imbedded in a journal comment. We apologize for any inconvenience that may be caused while our site is
and rest assured, we are working hard to make the process as seemless, and pleasant as possible. Your needs are important to us, and feedback is apreciated. Thank you.
- Team Steve's Journal
Todays Top Stories!
So, I've finished the enrollment process for University of Phoenix, and I'll be going to night school, starting February 28th. They accepted 30 of my 53 credits from the military, so I get to start right off with my upper division classes. Sweet. Plus, I might be starting working tomorrow. Update at 6 as to whether or not I'll be a Specimen Resource Whatchamacallit at a lab up in Valencia. My job would be to fix any problems with specimens that doctors send in, such as incorrect patient information, wrong paperwork, etc. Also to have doctors resubmit specimens if need be, and answering questions that doctors and patients have about various labs. The major downside, is that it's a nightshift, which will severely cut back my SGLA hangout time, bar hopping time, and probably screw me into going to movies by myself from now on.
Greatly Important Events of Great Imprtance That Are Imprtant...... And Great
I went to dinner with SGLA crew last night. The dinner sucked, but the rolls and company were awesome.
I saw The Aviator again. This time with Orion. It was last thursday, but I didn't mention it yesterday, and I think it falls under the Greatly Important Events category.
New Friends!
New to the list are EricAllen and Jujubee, who I've met before, but I'm shy about requesting people. But they kick ass, so there. Also new is RaulBNuttz, who I just met at the dinner last night, but he kicks an amount of ass equivelant to the rest of ya, so he's added too. So stop by their respective pages and say hi when you get the chance.
Deleted Friends!
Ok, so I'm not going to divulge this information unless specificly asked. But I'm deleting a few today, and three were deleted by SG for being naughty.
Friend of the Day!!!!
Another new section, in which I'll pick one friend of the day from the sight, and explain why. I only ask two thing. 1. That you drop by this persons journal and give them a comment. And 2. That you not get upset if you haven't been picked yet. I like you all equally, except for you there, in the corner. Remember, good things come to people who wait.
The first person of the day is LieLock. It's fitting that she gets first honors, because she was the first person on my friends list, and has remained there the whole time. Unlike the many I've nixxed, she responds to my comments, keeps me posted on what's going on, and is just generally awesome. So go forth, and inform her of her awesomeness.
Today Crazzzzzy Image!!!
That's right folks, Steve's new journal comes complete with a Crazzzzzy Image! The key to this one though, is to imagine the heading popping back and forth in alternating colors, so that it looks Crazzzzzy! In fact, every time I say Crazzzzzy! or Crazzzzzy Image! With varying amounts of z's and exlamation points, why don't you go ahead and imagine it doing that. It'll be Crazzzzzy!!!!
See, you're getting the hang of it already. So here it is, your Crazzzzz Image!!!!!!
Wow..... Kind of anticlimactic, wasn't that?
Things You Never Wanted To Know About Steve!
* The only time I ever got straight A's, was in 9th grade. I also had to repeat that year. Ponder that shit for a minute, then give me your hypothesis as to why.
* I like using big words like altruistic or ignominious when I make a completely assinine or childish statement. It makes me giggle.
* I've been in car accidents (never when I was driving), been hit by a car, fallen off of rooves, and had really not good things happen to me. Yet the only real injury I've sustained was tearing the cartiledge and intercostal tissue between my ribs once in wrestling. I'm the fucking rubber man!
Questions For You!
Finally, a couple questions.
1.) What's the worst injury you've sustained?
2.) When was the last time you just wanted to be anywhere but where you were?
Hey look! A link! He he he.
We here at Steve's Journal are dedicated to giving you, our faithfull reader, the highest quality product, with minimal risk of bowel cancer. Which is why we have taken the oppurtunity to beta test some of our new, advanced features. We are currently at the frontline of journal technology, and are developing ways to enhance your journal reading experience. Some features to watch out for are: Section heading, in our pattented bold font type, pictures that break the monatony, wittier movie references, and yes, even the ocasional anthropomorphism of Steve's Evil Brain (TM). Currently in development are: A counter that spins out of control, giving the impression that this journal is visited at a rate that rivals the baby production in India, code that will deliver a fresh pine, lemon, or vanilla scent from your speakers, and even an emoticon that fully expresses sarcastic intent imbedded in a journal comment. We apologize for any inconvenience that may be caused while our site is
and rest assured, we are working hard to make the process as seemless, and pleasant as possible. Your needs are important to us, and feedback is apreciated. Thank you.
- Team Steve's Journal
Todays Top Stories!
So, I've finished the enrollment process for University of Phoenix, and I'll be going to night school, starting February 28th. They accepted 30 of my 53 credits from the military, so I get to start right off with my upper division classes. Sweet. Plus, I might be starting working tomorrow. Update at 6 as to whether or not I'll be a Specimen Resource Whatchamacallit at a lab up in Valencia. My job would be to fix any problems with specimens that doctors send in, such as incorrect patient information, wrong paperwork, etc. Also to have doctors resubmit specimens if need be, and answering questions that doctors and patients have about various labs. The major downside, is that it's a nightshift, which will severely cut back my SGLA hangout time, bar hopping time, and probably screw me into going to movies by myself from now on.
Greatly Important Events of Great Imprtance That Are Imprtant...... And Great
I went to dinner with SGLA crew last night. The dinner sucked, but the rolls and company were awesome.
I saw The Aviator again. This time with Orion. It was last thursday, but I didn't mention it yesterday, and I think it falls under the Greatly Important Events category.
New Friends!
New to the list are EricAllen and Jujubee, who I've met before, but I'm shy about requesting people. But they kick ass, so there. Also new is RaulBNuttz, who I just met at the dinner last night, but he kicks an amount of ass equivelant to the rest of ya, so he's added too. So stop by their respective pages and say hi when you get the chance.
Deleted Friends!
Ok, so I'm not going to divulge this information unless specificly asked. But I'm deleting a few today, and three were deleted by SG for being naughty.
Friend of the Day!!!!
Another new section, in which I'll pick one friend of the day from the sight, and explain why. I only ask two thing. 1. That you drop by this persons journal and give them a comment. And 2. That you not get upset if you haven't been picked yet. I like you all equally, except for you there, in the corner. Remember, good things come to people who wait.
The first person of the day is LieLock. It's fitting that she gets first honors, because she was the first person on my friends list, and has remained there the whole time. Unlike the many I've nixxed, she responds to my comments, keeps me posted on what's going on, and is just generally awesome. So go forth, and inform her of her awesomeness.
Today Crazzzzzy Image!!!
That's right folks, Steve's new journal comes complete with a Crazzzzzy Image! The key to this one though, is to imagine the heading popping back and forth in alternating colors, so that it looks Crazzzzzy! In fact, every time I say Crazzzzzy! or Crazzzzzy Image! With varying amounts of z's and exlamation points, why don't you go ahead and imagine it doing that. It'll be Crazzzzzy!!!!
See, you're getting the hang of it already. So here it is, your Crazzzzz Image!!!!!!
Wow..... Kind of anticlimactic, wasn't that?
Things You Never Wanted To Know About Steve!
* The only time I ever got straight A's, was in 9th grade. I also had to repeat that year. Ponder that shit for a minute, then give me your hypothesis as to why.
* I like using big words like altruistic or ignominious when I make a completely assinine or childish statement. It makes me giggle.
* I've been in car accidents (never when I was driving), been hit by a car, fallen off of rooves, and had really not good things happen to me. Yet the only real injury I've sustained was tearing the cartiledge and intercostal tissue between my ribs once in wrestling. I'm the fucking rubber man!
Questions For You!
Finally, a couple questions.
1.) What's the worst injury you've sustained?
2.) When was the last time you just wanted to be anywhere but where you were?
Hey look! A link! He he he.
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1. I once had a nail rip open the back of my leg. They didn't even count the stitches, it was 5 inches long.
2. During my Medieval architecture class on monday. 4 hours long. my eyes are blllleeeeeeeeding!
I'm just planning on getting way drunk before I go and puking on random people.