From nofi

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he tried to be me.

and he has no idea how much he failed.

steve's not funny...but he sure is a piece of ass. biggrin

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This dude is hot. Swear to god. I've seen him naked, and man... he's got the goods. He sucks a damn good cock, too. And that thing he does with his tongue... THAT SHITS INSAAAAANE!!!!!



Christ I'm fucking bored. If you're reading this, then leave me a fucking testimonial. Bitches. ARRR!!!

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This gentleman and I have shared things that nobody on this site will never know about...

get your mind out of the gutter people!

He is a really loyal friend. There are very few people who would look with me for as long as he did for my digital camera on Sunday night/Monday morning. I had to return the favor by going to his f'n tux place...TWICE! Haha.

We are the incidental mallrats.

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I mean this with all sincerity.

He is one of the funniest guys on the planet. Just read his journals!!!!!

Yeah, some of them may be long but you will be laughing all the way through.

Through up them props, this man deserves your respect.

Worship him or i will kill you.

My Irish accent rules.

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Mr. whatever my name is this week is like all omnipotent like Jesus and shit. He called me super early on the day this month I was up before noon and yeah Jesus I tell you

Oh yeah he once gave my drunkass a ride home from the nudie bar and he had this extra lazer point that says dirty words that my kitties love to chase...

and he's OMNIPOTENT you can't get much greater than that...NEVER!

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We've never met in person. We met on a website with naked chicks on it. We've only known each other for a few months. Yet I consider him to be one of my closest friends. I hope one day he realizes the impact he has on the lives of those who he has touched.

Here is a song that reminds me of him every time I hear it. (The parts of the song that don't apply have been removed. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent.)

Starry, starry night.
Paint your palette blue and grey,
Look out on a summer's day,
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.
Shadows on the hills,
Sketch the trees and the daffodils,
Catch the breeze and the winter chills,
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
And how you suffered for your sanity,
And how you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Starry, starry night.
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,
Swirling clouds in violet haze,
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of China blue.
Colors changing hue, morning fields of amber grain,
Weathered faces lined in pain,
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
And how you suffered for your sanity,
And how you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

For they could not love you,
But still your love was true.
But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

Starry, starry night.
Portraits hung in empty halls,
Frameless heads on nameless walls,
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the strangers that you've met,
The ragged men in ragged clothes,
The silver thorn of bloody rose,
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow.

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me,
And how you suffered for your sanity,
And how you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they're not listening still.
Perhaps they never will.

From pwndcake

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Best person I've met on this site. If your life isn't improved by knowing him, you're dead. Or you will be soon. Either way, he's going to dramaticaly impact your life.

From noctem

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Probably one of the funniest guys I've met here, or anywhere really. He's intelligent and friendly and fucking cracks me up on a daily basis. I just wished one of us had a better vehicle so we could get drunk together more often. Not to mention he's indestructable. Life's seemed to have thrown him several curveballs lately, (with 16 penny nails sticking out of them and covered in flaming napalm) and he still pushes on like a fucking champ. Bravo man, bravo. Late....

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Hmm, I'll try to keep this as short as possible, which could prove difficult. There's just so much to say about this nutjob. He's been through the wringer, but keeps a smile on his face and on the faces of everyone around him. No matter what ridiculously bad luck he encounters, he never whines or complains about it. He has the best attitude about life. I wish I could learn to be more like him, but I'm not sure it's a skill that can be learned.

He also tells the best stories, and will keep you entertained for hours on end. I don't think we've managed to have a phone conversation that lasted less than three hours yet. My cheeks always hurt after we hang up from laughing so much. Don't even get me started on his writing abilities. He'll just deny the talent he has that is so obvious to everyone else.

There's more, but I'm starting to sound like an asskisser, so I must stop now. I hope I get the chance to meet him in person one day, so I can punch him in the arm. Oh yeah, I hear he sucks a mean cock too.

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The Seadog is the bestest, Swarthiest, scurviest Pirate, ever. but well, not technically swarthy. and I hope not scurvy either.

He was the first person I actually met in person from the site, and I like that he visits me at work. But maybe it is just to see the crazy people.

I heart the seadog!

From super

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I love this guy. blush

His material is pure classic. His stories range from the laugh out loud (going off on tangents) to the heart breaking (dvd sale). When i first came to SG i read a comment by steve saying he'd promise to post in friends' journals - he hasn't failed me yet.

To TheSeadog! The Best Sagiquarius you'll ever talk to!

Cheers! biggrin

From hexek

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Awsome dude. i havnt know him but a few posts and hes welcomed me instantly.

Hes a stand up guy, Id buy him a beer anyday.

Plus hes a corpsman, and you gotta be good shit for that...

Much love bro....

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DocLoki/the seadog writes the best journal enteries on this whole damn website!! And He's cool as shit in person as well!!! That being said, you better reup your membership dick!!! biggrin

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Doc Rocks!! He has been a really constant friend on the site, always being there to chat or to make me not feel like such a society dropout. So, if you are not already his friend.... You need to rethink your decision. Because the dude is seriously cool.



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I met Doc (Loki) when I first joined the site. It just happened to be his first day as well. Granted, it wasn't very long ago, but in that short time, he's changed my life. I have a job now, thanks to him. I'm quitting smoking, and my self esteem is rising. The guy is great. He drives me to work every day, hangs out with me constantly, he feeds me, sleeps with me, he even wipes my ass. What a guy! Just think of all the things Doc can do for you, if only you where to get to know him. He won't wipe your ass though, so don't get your hopes up.