theseadog

I'm too lazy to update. So here's an AIM conversation I had with my brother's best friend. Yes, he calls me Professor Skank. Don't ask. I have many, many odd nicknames.


SyrdonLoki: Whore.
Searow: i know
Searow: wait who is this?
SyrdonLoki: Just making sure.
SyrdonLoki: Nobody.....
SyrdonLoki: I'm a skank.
SyrdonLoki: Sorry, Skank.
Searow: prof. skank?
SyrdonLoki: It's a proper noun
SyrdonLoki: Indeed
Searow: i knew it
SyrdonLoki: did not
Searow: what up yo?
Searow: did so
SyrdonLoki: Spending my day off sleeping.
SyrdonLoki: I'm sleeping right now, actually.
Searow: oooo that sounds ever so sweeet
SyrdonLoki: It was up untill I signed on AIM while sleeping.
SyrdonLoki: I'm going to regret this.
Searow: naw, but it sounds like that requires like a bunch of skill
SyrdonLoki: Want to touch my man boobelies?
SyrdonLoki: Crap.
SyrdonLoki: I knew this was a bad isea
Searow: hahaha
Searow: i wanna try that
Searow: but i have to work in an hour
SyrdonLoki: Blast. Harkins is the bastard son of a whorish devil's vagina.
SyrdonLoki: Did that make any sense?
Searow: actually yea
SyrdonLoki: Weirdo
Searow: if the vagina is a male vagina
SyrdonLoki: Precisely.
Searow: so we're agreed then, attack at dusk
SyrdonLoki: Agreed.
SyrdonLoki: I'm serious this time..
SyrdonLoki: At dusk
Searow: i know me too
SyrdonLoki: We attack
Searow: yea totally
SyrdonLoki: For real.
Searow: if only we were clouds
SyrdonLoki: If only. *sigh*
Searow: you know there is goning to be a family guy movie
SyrdonLoki: Huhwhatsit!
Searow: yea, and ive already seen it
SyrdonLoki: Douche.
SyrdonLoki: I hate you.
SyrdonLoki: You're not my friend anymore.
SyrdonLoki: Wait, you never were.
Searow: NOOOOOOO!!!!
SyrdonLoki: You're not Zach's friend anymore.
SyrdonLoki: Take that.
Searow: meh
SyrdonLoki: Yeah, I know, right?
Searow: indeed
SyrdonLoki: I tried to bust out the big guns
SyrdonLoki: all I had was zach
SyrdonLoki: I lose.
Searow: its ok, we cant all be as acool as i am
SyrdonLoki: Nor as homo erotic.
Searow: ill take that as a compliment
SyrdonLoki: As you should, sir.
Searow: haha
SyrdonLoki: I'm tired of you. I'm going to bother somebody else who doesn't like me.
Searow: fair enough
SyrdonLoki: Good day to you, sir.
Searow: i wish you luck on your endevors sir
SyrdonLoki: Why thank you. I hope the syphilus doesn't spread.
Searow: o, thank you
SyrdonLoki: Don't mention it.
SyrdonLoki: In public that is.
Searow: of course
Searow: alright, its getting rdy for work time
Searow: i bid you a fond adieu
SyrdonLoki: Fare thee well.
Searow signed off at 3:54:33 PM.



And here's one with my brother.


SyrdonLoki: I just talked to your woman.
thecolbojangles: online?
SyrdonLoki: Yep.
thecolbojangles: whatd she leave for
SyrdonLoki: Work.
thecolbojangles: what?
thecolbojangles: she doenst have a job
SyrdonLoki: The bitch went to work.
SyrdonLoki: Wait, I'm talking about Scotty, who are you talking about?
thecolbojangles: ahhh i see
thecolbojangles: it makes sense now
SyrdonLoki: Yeah
thecolbojangles: ya i was going to see if he wanted to get eats at the place today
SyrdonLoki: That bitch went to work.
thecolbojangles: but i just woke up a bit ago
SyrdonLoki: After I went to work on that ass!
SyrdonLoki: Booya!
SyrdonLoki: Ew
thecolbojangles: fucking a
SyrdonLoki: I just threw up in my mouth
thecolbojangles: mmmm
thecolbojangles: so sorry about the ending the convo the other day we lost power in the house for some reason
thecolbojangles: and then i left for the movie anywayz
SyrdonLoki: That's all right. I don't like you anyway.
thecolbojangles: ya i know what you mean
SyrdonLoki: Moose still calls me Skank.
thecolbojangles: heh ya
thecolbojangles: nikki does once in a while
SyrdonLoki: Haha
thecolbojangles: but not as a nickname
SyrdonLoki: Whore!
thecolbojangles: hussy
SyrdonLoki: Oops
SyrdonLoki: Hussy, I beg your pardon.
thecolbojangles: ya
thecolbojangles: so i just made myself a huge omellete even though i was going to take nikki to dinner tonight
SyrdonLoki: Well done.
thecolbojangles: eh maybe i'll just order us a pizza really late
thecolbojangles: and tell her thats all she gets
SyrdonLoki: Then slap her.
SyrdonLoki: With your penis.
SyrdonLoki: They love that shit.
thecolbojangles: ya they do
SyrdonLoki: In the eye, of course.
SyrdonLoki: It's funniest when it gets infected.
SyrdonLoki: And all swollen
thecolbojangles: and you laugh at them
SyrdonLoki: And goopy
thecolbojangles: so i saw march of the penguins last night
SyrdonLoki: And you give them the clap in their eye
SyrdonLoki: How was it?
thecolbojangles: it was ok but it gave me a genuis idea
thecolbojangles: a movie justl ike it with full commentary only with people instead of penguins
SyrdonLoki: Genuis enough to misspll genius?
thecolbojangles: yes
thecolbojangles: that genuis
SyrdonLoki: That might be genuis, if I knew what you were talking about.
SyrdonLoki: I, however, have not seen it.
SyrdonLoki: Thank for rubbing it in, too.
SyrdonLoki: Asshole.
thecolbojangles: march of the penguins follows penguins year long reproducing process
thecolbojangles: i want to do the same thing only to people
SyrdonLoki: It's been done.
thecolbojangles: when?
SyrdonLoki: It was done from the point of view of an alien species.
SyrdonLoki: Funny shit
SyrdonLoki: forgot the name
thecolbojangles: fuck
thecolbojangles: but i think it would be better as a serious documentary
SyrdonLoki: It was genuis, though.
SyrdonLoki: Fuckin a
thecolbojangles: i want to see if morgan freeman would narrarate it
SyrdonLoki: Probably been done, but what the hell. do it anyway.
SyrdonLoki: Sweet.
SyrdonLoki: Or James Earl Jones
thecolbojangles: ya but morgan freeman did the penguin one
SyrdonLoki: Right on.
SyrdonLoki: You should get Gilbert Gottfried.
SyrdonLoki: It would be brilliant.
thecolbojangles: lol nobody could stand that for more than 5 min.
SyrdonLoki: I'd watch it.
thecolbojangles: dad just got in were going out for a bit
SyrdonLoki: On mute.
thecolbojangles: he says hi
thecolbojangles: and that your his least favorite son
SyrdonLoki: Hi pop.
thecolbojangles: wait no
thecolbojangles: i added that part
SyrdonLoki: I know.:-(
thecolbojangles: you know i left my cell charger at your place
SyrdonLoki: No, you don't have to stick up for the bastard.
SyrdonLoki: I know how he feels.
SyrdonLoki: Really?
thecolbojangles: ya
SyrdonLoki: Sucks to be you.
thecolbojangles: heh ya
SyrdonLoki: I'm not mailing it.
SyrdonLoki: Bitch.
thecolbojangles: so when i get my phone working i'll call you up
thecolbojangles: that works
thecolbojangles: bastard
thecolbojangles: later
SyrdonLoki: Later.
thecolbojangles signed off at 4:16:46 PM.






FIVE DAYS!!!!