therealtexasguy

oh yeah, the question was posed to me the other night why I would love to see my two favorite teams (the San Francisco GIANTS and Chicago CUBS) fight it out for a shot at the World Series. it was asked why this would be good if I loved them both so much.

Frankly, it's because it would be the most enjoyable games of my life. No matter which team did best, I would enjoy every play by both sides; every home run, every stolen base, every good pitch. It'd be like heaven. then, no matter who won (I'm more biased towards the GIANTS by quite a bit, but if they lost I'd want nothing more than for them to lose to the CUBS), it'd still be one of my two favorite teams representing in the World Series (which sucked last year - wow, so the Yankees got there again! note the sarcasm...fuckin' yankees can suck my big hairy donkey balls....). I'd love to see the GIANTS totally hand the Yankee's their asses at the World Series...that would be beyond joy for me...well, if Derek Jeter and Barry Bonds somehow ended up throwing punches, that would kick ass too (but then both teams would lose their best players and the remaining games might not be so interesting...)...fuckin' catch-22s...story of my life....

let's hear it for Maxi...that girls got an ass that just won't quit! holy dear lord!

Oh yeah, THE GIANTS AND CUBS ARE TIED FOR THE WILDCARD SPOT!!!. This could change over time, but it's a good indicator that they'll end up in the play offs for the World Series (they kind of already are - the new Wild Card system is a lot different than earlier years - but I mean the last games that determine who are going to the World Series).



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so i'm watching the most gratuitous sex scene i've ever seen on basic cable. this is more hardcore than some stuff i've seen in x-rated movies (true X rated movies, not XXX). Nip/Tuck fucking rocks. finally a late-night soap opera for shmucks like myself...i love it...i'm buying the DVD box set when it comes out...not for the sex scene, but because this show just kicks ass....leave it to FOX to break every boundry they didn't break yesterday...god I love FOX...now if only they do a live public telecast of Bill O'Reilly hanging himself with an American flag (somehow that seems the perfect, most fitting end to a jingoistic monster like O'Reilly...only O'Reilly could make someone such as myself, a super jinogistic son of a bitch, think of a context in which to use the word 'jingoistic' as a negative)...

No, I haven't done that but you are right about the candy and flowers though. Every guy has done that bit.

I've gone whaling before. I'm not proud of it but I had just gotten off a long hitch offshore and I needed to releave myself.

That's too bad about it being the best time to fish right after I leave. We'll work it out tho.

Look at the shitleonardo47 wrote in my journal. I've never spoken to this dood before and he comes up with this shit. I'm pissed. He doesn't know me at all! Do you think I'm a dilletante?

Which book store and where?

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THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE CURRENTLY NUMBER ONE IN POSITION FOR THE NATIONAL LEAGUE WILD CARD SPOT!!!!!!!!

This means that the only professional sport's team I love has a VERY good chance at the World Series. I have lived my life with the singular hope that I would get a chance to see the Giant's win a World Series (when they played the Series last time I watched every second of every game, and remember everything...it was the best thing I ever fucking saw on television).

These wild card standings change daily, but the Giants have been slowly and steadily climbing straight up to the number one position. Things looked dismal in the beginning, as they always do with the Giants, but, once again, they came from behind and are now at the head of the pack. I would give my left nut to see the Cubs and the Giants in the play offs to see who would represent the National League in the World Series. To this day I absolutely despise the Florida Marlins because they destroyed my only hope of every seeing the Cubs and the Giants in the play offs (not only that; but the Giant's former coach, Dusty Baker, YOU GO BOY!!!!, had just left the Giants for the Cubs....he'd turned the Giants, a pathetic team, and turned them into a World Series team in a matter of years...his first year with the Cubs he did that same thing...so my two favorite teams, at their best, had a chance to play each other in the play offs after switching coaches...I mean, shit...it doesn't get any more intense than that...)

oh, i almost had an orgasm there...sorry...i mean, i hate sports (especially football...ugh, could they have ANY more fucking rules?????), but when it comes to baseball and my beloved Giants (who until very recently in my life were a fucking joke, but I loved them all the more for it) are doing very good these last few years....and, of course, my childhood love the Cubs (i used to be a Little League Cub, and was quite good I might add - I knocked the shit out of the ball everytime and could run like the wind)....I just can't get enough of either team....plus now they have Sosa and Bonds, respectively...jesus, how cool is that. Barry Bonds, who I've loved from the beginning of his career, is about to be home run king of all time...despite the fact that all these pitchers keep walking him...

We are as one my friend! The brother/sisterhood is ours!!!

ok, but you dont seem to understand. a "killer set" wont make any difference, because they dont even want a set yet. there are three stages of the application process, i haven't even made it past the first one, where you just send in any three pictures (web cam pics are totally ok) and fill out that little form (click on the model link up at the top). that's where i'm being rejected. your encouragement is sweet, but kinda misdirected because missy has said herself, if you're rejected three times in the first stage the chances of being accepted are very very very low.

oh, and feel better!!!!! want some yummy soup that my mom made today?

My vacation is from 9/10 to 9/25. I should get into town by the 10th or the 11th. More than likely I will leave from New Orleans as soon as I get off of work. I'm not going to waste anytime going home.

That's good but I want to use my own rod so I can say I've actually used it. Hehehe.

what sg's have been ugly? that's really a horrible thing to say. especially cuz it's so not true. maybe they're not really your type or something, but you cant say they're "pretty challenged" and sorry, but bugging me for naked pictures is so not going to make me want to take any. there are plenty of other girls out there for you to masturbate to

well, i was forced to eat chili again tonight. this time it was a very old can of it. very old. too old. fucking truck breaking down means no grocery shopping. i just want to throw up and get it over with...why did i even bother eating in the first fucking place? before i was just hungry and tired. now i'm tired and can't sleep because i'm sick. fuck!

have you ever wandered through peoples profiles on here and noticed how many people write "just want to be happy" or "to be happy" on their FANTASY question on their profile? it's astounding. no wonder SG is such a unique society - we're all the sad people society has swept under their rug. only we've been united by the common glory of the female form in all it's infinite beauty. we came for the nudity and stayed for the scene.

funny thing is i rarely get off to this site. i rarely fantasize about the SGs. they are an object of affection and fascination, not desire. no, they are a nude painting of the girl I used to get high with in high school, not the nasty coke head i used to fuck in the bathroom at the burger joint across the street.

i need to buy ''undertow'' album, again. this is seriously the tenth time i need to rebuy this album. i lose it constantly. i even have it on vinyl (god, does anything sound as good as vinyl?).

vinyl is like a woman. compact discs are playmates. vinyl is real and all the more beautiful for it's imperfects. compact discs are fake; boob jobs and botox injections - the unobtainable that is obtainable for a mere $14.95 at a music store near you. now, like in certain parts of the country, real women (i.e. vinyl), are a precious commodity. i've been to parts of california and florida where finding a real, all-natural woman was like finding truffel in the fucking desert. the funny thing is the big trend, especially in pornography, harkening back to the natural state (ever since i wrote my book on pornography i can't stop analyzing the trends in it). or maybe it's just the natural sect, as it were, is becoming more entrenched now that silicon is taking over our world (think about it people; it's everywhere from our computers to our cars to our women).

my apartment stinks horribly of garlic. smells like i'm preparing to fight off an invasion of vampires. truth is i'm just making some rather potent bait to fish with (hot dogs, teriyaki, garlic, and vinegar). cutting up three cloves of garlic is what did it - even know that it's all triple bagged and locked out of sight and smell, the stench of garlic hangs thick in the air. it's in my clothes, my hair, my sheets. just my luck, tomorrow i have to start college smelling like i make love to a vampire hunter all night.

oh well....*sigh*....what's a boy to do?

for some reason whenever i need cheering up, SG does a pretty good job of it. especially Mary's, Blyss' and Fractal's sets. it's like having a conversation without words with a dear old friend. like that night you spend under the stars drinking beer with your old lover from high school and neither of you said a word all night, yet you spoke volumes in the way you held each other, the way you kissed each other, the way you breathed in each others ears, the way you caressed each other's necks with your fingers, the way you knew when to move and when not to move in the stillness of the night....

yes, i find comfort in their beauty. i find solace and forgiveness and, for a brief shining moment, i find salvation. they will never judge me, unless i make them. they will never make me fall in love with them, unless i let them. they will never be a part of my life, beyond that which i make happen myself.