I am suck a fucking moron. I just shaved my mustache, which I've had for like close to seven years. Why in God's name did I do this to myself? I feel like a man who just lost his left nut or something - part of his sense of identity is forever gone.
OK, so XBOX or Play Station 2? I have a MAJOR surplus...
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OK, so XBOX or Play Station 2? I have a MAJOR surplus...
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Am watching DUNE and mildly high on narcotics. Yummy.
There was a gigantic penis at the end of the street my father lives on. A giant penis a la Wee Man in Jackass. Seriously. It had a head and a little face poking out in the middle and two balls at the feet. I was mildly pissed off because it was Halloween with a lot...
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There was a gigantic penis at the end of the street my father lives on. A giant penis a la Wee Man in Jackass. Seriously. It had a head and a little face poking out in the middle and two balls at the feet. I was mildly pissed off because it was Halloween with a lot...
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magnadolce:
Duncan and Gurney are prolly adjusting their stillsuits with Thufir while Liet-Kynes watches.
that sounds strangely sexual...
that sounds strangely sexual...
therealtexasguy:
For fucksake (my word of the day 
) that Black Opal Shiraz is pretty disgusting. Strange how some wines are really good the day you open them, but a few days later when you reopen them they taste like shit.
) that Black Opal Shiraz is pretty disgusting. Strange how some wines are really good the day you open them, but a few days later when you reopen them they taste like shit.
Hehehehehehe. My neighbors want to wake me up? Fuck them, I'll leave my stereo on, full blast bass, with it tuned to a fucking Hip Hop station all day. And I did. Know what? When I got home, they were as quiet as a fucking mouse and acting all nice.
So I made almost seven hundred bucks today.
I also may be getting sued by...
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So I made almost seven hundred bucks today.
I also may be getting sued by... Read More
therealtexasguy:
Oh, and I am officially a CSI addict, damnit! 
LOL.
LOL.
My god, it's true. Idiots are paying for ICQ numbers on eBay! And I thought I wasted money on stupid shit!
So, my neighbors are off to a bad start. They woke me up at three with their clomping around, but I decided to be cool about it since they're still moving in. Besides, if they were awake all night, they're going to be trying...
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So, my neighbors are off to a bad start. They woke me up at three with their clomping around, but I decided to be cool about it since they're still moving in. Besides, if they were awake all night, they're going to be trying...
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happygrl:
Or a sign that says "Michael Jackson's biggest fan!" .... the devil tried to make me do it...but I am a jedi master and the force was just too strong 
OK!!!
So this is going to be a very happy journal entry for two (read 'em dos, maybe even TRES) reasons.
Uno;
I am drunk as a skunk on not-so-cheap wine. Such a beautiful feeling. No wonder I like wine so much. When I'm buzzed and/or drunk on wine, I'm so happy. I want to dance and sing and make love and laugh and...
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So this is going to be a very happy journal entry for two (read 'em dos, maybe even TRES) reasons.
Uno;
I am drunk as a skunk on not-so-cheap wine. Such a beautiful feeling. No wonder I like wine so much. When I'm buzzed and/or drunk on wine, I'm so happy. I want to dance and sing and make love and laugh and...
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therealtexasguy:
Tres;
Hot and Spicy pork rinds with a nice Cabarnet is fucking awesome. So is "Romper Stomper" - such a kick ass movie. Made all the more kick ass by the insanely cool soundtrack.
Hot and Spicy pork rinds with a nice Cabarnet is fucking awesome. So is "Romper Stomper" - such a kick ass movie. Made all the more kick ass by the insanely cool soundtrack.
OK, so I'll do a wine report because I have nothing better to do.
That Australian Black Opal 2002 Shiraz was ok. Not great, but kind of good. Not anything less then I'd expect from a six dollar wine.
Now, the Turning Leaf 2001 Cabarnet Sauvignon! E-gats, Batman, that's a killer fucking wine! I just opened a bottle for tonight and took a few sips....
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That Australian Black Opal 2002 Shiraz was ok. Not great, but kind of good. Not anything less then I'd expect from a six dollar wine.
Now, the Turning Leaf 2001 Cabarnet Sauvignon! E-gats, Batman, that's a killer fucking wine! I just opened a bottle for tonight and took a few sips....
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therealtexasguy:
those neighbors that just moved in are beginning to bother me greatly. if they don't at least try to shut the fuck up, i'm going to start playing my music loud at night. not loud enough that they can call the cops, but i'll crank up the subwoof and plant it right against the wall so the sound carries up through the 2x4s into their bedroom and drives them nuts. (insert evil laughter here)
genevieve:
How to rid yourself of pesky turd sandwich neighbors:
1. Acquire 2 VERY large stereo systems. Rent if you have to.
2. Acquire bad quality loud sound boom box with at least one of the speakers blown.
3.Play Skinny Puppy real loud on one stereo and They might be giants on the other.
4. Finish with the boom box pumpin Fantomas and POOF! Goodbye crappy neighbors!
1. Acquire 2 VERY large stereo systems. Rent if you have to.
2. Acquire bad quality loud sound boom box with at least one of the speakers blown.
3.Play Skinny Puppy real loud on one stereo and They might be giants on the other.
4. Finish with the boom box pumpin Fantomas and POOF! Goodbye crappy neighbors!
Dear Lord, I had twenty-something people call me this morning. I didn't answer but the last few, but this fucking cell phone has been ringing all damn morning. I loathe cellular phones. They are destroying our society. The ability to have a quiet, private moment while driving to a restaurant or show or store is destroyed; now anyone, anytime, can get a hold of you...
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Finished DUNE last night. Totally lived up to it's reputation, and then some, and then some more, and then even some more. Prophetic to say the least! I am utterly in awe of Frank Herbert, not just as a reader and a fan, but as a writer. The depth of his characters and his writing is astounding. I can't even imagine how his mind works!...
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Picked up some Australian Blue Opal Shiraz wine. Apparently the big grocery store down by my old apartment, the one with the huge wine selection, carries every kind of wine from my favorite vineyard EXCEPT the one I like; the 2001 Syrah. In fact, they have no Syrah wines of any winery. The closest I could get to Syrah was Shiraz (Shiraz is just Australian...
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therealtexasguy:
god i'm a pig. i just finished some Subway too. i feel like i'm going to explode. plus the coffee was shit, as it usually is this time of night. i picked up the next book in the DUNE CHRONICLES. am looking forward to it. also picked up a book about the WORLD'S MOST EVIL MEN AND WOMEN. was reading about Pol Pot right now. GOD DAMN! how'd we not get involved in that shit right away? if Canada started doing that, we'd be there in a heart beat, but somone does it in Asia Minor and we try to ignore it as long as possible.
genevieve:
when i first moved in across the hall...i have a huge stereo and at one time had a humongous concert speaker hooked up to it, and when i first moved in the people next to me played there music loud, but not louder than what my stereo was capable of. I knew these were the type of people that i could pump They Might be Giants at the it would really piss em off...they stopped...eventually moved...
My Dad and his wife and I took my newly widowed grandpa out to see a movie. It's the first time he's been to the theater in like six years, and the first time ever in Texas. He is the man who imparted within me a great love of the cinema so, needless to say, he was extremely excited.
We saw the "Bourne Supremacy". They...
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etcee:
hmmm... alchohol poisoning anyone ;P
that was awefully sweet of you
_mith
that was awefully sweet of you
_mith
yeah, it used to be really active for the first bit. we need more members.