Am watching DUNE and mildly high on narcotics. Yummy.
There was a gigantic penis at the end of the street my father lives on. A giant penis a la Wee Man in Jackass. Seriously. It had a head and a little face poking out in the middle and two balls at the feet. I was mildly pissed off because it was Halloween with a lot of kids around and felt like I should get out and start shit with him, but decided not to because it was just too damned funny. Besides, I'm sure some happy neighbor called the police on him eventually - he was out there for a while.
I have a headache. The drugs were supposed to help the headache - this they did a piss poor job of. I need to read two very heavy chapters out of my Macroeconomics book for tomorrow. Plus the first couple chapters of another book for a different class.
Well, so, I have a major surplus of money this month. What should I do? Buy an XBOX? Do they have cool games on XBOX, or cooler games on PS2?
Keep in mind I love Grand Turismo and Grand Theft Auto and those kind of games, but I also have a hardon for role playing games like Morrowind (aka Elder Scroll's III). And I hate sports games, but I love shoot em up games like Doom.
Or maybe I should just pay off my phone bill and my ever growing, soon-to-go-to-a-collection-agency Student Loan bill (worst mistake I ever made was taking out those fucking loans!
).
Also, I could buy a bunch of cool clothes; some t-shirts, definitely some jeans, a new pair of boots, some shoes (do they still make Air Jordans?). Lol. Actually, I really want a pair of shoes with lights in the heels like those ones I had when I was a kid. I wonder if they make those in a size 13W?? I've heard that they do and that they don't, so now I'm very curious.
Naturally, I have to squander a lot of money on books at Barnes and Noble, of course.
There was a gigantic penis at the end of the street my father lives on. A giant penis a la Wee Man in Jackass. Seriously. It had a head and a little face poking out in the middle and two balls at the feet. I was mildly pissed off because it was Halloween with a lot of kids around and felt like I should get out and start shit with him, but decided not to because it was just too damned funny. Besides, I'm sure some happy neighbor called the police on him eventually - he was out there for a while.
I have a headache. The drugs were supposed to help the headache - this they did a piss poor job of. I need to read two very heavy chapters out of my Macroeconomics book for tomorrow. Plus the first couple chapters of another book for a different class.
Well, so, I have a major surplus of money this month. What should I do? Buy an XBOX? Do they have cool games on XBOX, or cooler games on PS2?
Keep in mind I love Grand Turismo and Grand Theft Auto and those kind of games, but I also have a hardon for role playing games like Morrowind (aka Elder Scroll's III). And I hate sports games, but I love shoot em up games like Doom.
Or maybe I should just pay off my phone bill and my ever growing, soon-to-go-to-a-collection-agency Student Loan bill (worst mistake I ever made was taking out those fucking loans!
).
Also, I could buy a bunch of cool clothes; some t-shirts, definitely some jeans, a new pair of boots, some shoes (do they still make Air Jordans?). Lol. Actually, I really want a pair of shoes with lights in the heels like those ones I had when I was a kid. I wonder if they make those in a size 13W?? I've heard that they do and that they don't, so now I'm very curious.
Naturally, I have to squander a lot of money on books at Barnes and Noble, of course.
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that sounds strangely sexual...