therealtexasguy

"it's decided," a voice booms from the heavens, AKA, my mouth.... ohhhh! Have fun fishing and what not. I hope you catch a tasty feller.

Maybe you will catch a koala.

the more I think about it, the more I realize we're going river fishing tomorrow. my mechanic fucked up on my truck, and though it's not a serious, or even moderate, problem, I don't want to be two hours from the house if/when it fucks up.

therefore we'll set out for McQueeny Lake, then if that fails head to the FM 466 boat launch. If that fails, try the Placid Boat launch for a while. Then, if even that fails, there's always the State Park north of the city.

Fishing is fishing, right? At least you get to go

hey, sassy pants! I am alive and well. We are going back out on Monday because sweet Jesus, I love the pain... and so do you and now... off to shower and hot date it up!

wow...mark walberg was supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes that hit the world trade center...apparently at the last minute he jumped in his car and decided to drive from boston to new york city...wow...i didn't know that...not that i really care about stuff like that...

i need to kick my ass for setting my alarm to go off that fucking early...ya'll should have seen me when it went off, i was ready to kick someones ass; screaming and yelling and kicking stuff out of the way - then realized i was the only one at my apartment last night. thats the kind of thing my friends and i do to each other.

so, i went fishing for a little while. someone next to me caught the biggest red drum i've ever seen. i then immediately caught the smallest - no joke! am thinking of driving out to comal county to do a little swimming and fishing and kicking back on the guadalupe river.

lindy. where's me spankin'?

I am working out my spanking hand right now. I have a picture for the meat eaters site that is apropo but I don't know how to post it w/out linking it to my pics folder If you know how to do it, your help would be appreciated. It is the #1 pic in my folder.

5 spankings it is. Off to repel now-- that is the only thing I know how to do so it is the other part I might die during

#1. That tortise thing is sad.


#2. As far as Welbutrin goes... I doubt I will have any issues with it's speed like effects. I have ADHD and have had my dosage of Ritilin raised so many times, I just gave up. Most things like speed have the opposite effect on me, than they would with other people.

#3. I fucking hate that movie. Snatch.

That's good to know. I was going to call Child Services because until last night, we didn't see any toys for the little girls. They were always outside playing in the dirt or they had a couple of pots and a soda bottle. They have one warning to go before the landlord evicts them. I think they will hang themselves by having a party this weekend. They are a bunch of punk asses with something to prove, so I bet they'd talk back to a cop. Also, I think the towing company is going to send someone out to pick up their cars today....We called and reported them as abandoned because they don't have plates or temp tags. That will piss them off enough to do something that will get them evicted.

I post all the time on SG. I have never had a problem. I did nothing different on that post than any other post ever. AAARGGGGHHHH!!! It's just fucking with me since I quit smoking.

As far as your advice thanks. I am recently seperated, my husband is an asshole and the only person I would consider jumping on like an animal lives a few states away. So that really won't help.

so that psychotic woman I don't want to rent the house too keeps calling me. TWELVE TIMES she called me today. TWELVE TIMES. think about it, people; she'd call, leave a message, hang up, call back IMMEDIATELY, leave a message, hang up, call back a third time, leave a message, hang up and then wait an hour or so and do it again. that's just on my house phone, by the way, she called my cell phone eight times in three hours, but left those messages where no one talks (the ones you listen to for so long to see what's on it that you end up getting kicked out of voice mail before you have a chance to erase it). then she calls me right now at eleven o' clock asking a billion questions, i'm already half asleep, and....man...this woman scares me she's so ditzy...how did she manage thirty-one years as a public servant??

why can't Texas be a swing state for the election? all the cool stuff happens in swing states. case in point; Ani DiFranco is doing a swing state tour. having missed last years concert in Austin (which I'm told was one of her best shows ever), I was a little miffed that she isn't coming to Texas again this year....argh, damn these neo-conservative bastards chasing off all the cool acts! the only acts who come through San Antonio are either super conservative or ultra liberal (and they're just doing it to piss off the super conservative - take Marilyn Manson as a great example).

well, i better go. nip/tuck's on again, and i still haven't done my algebra homework...i swear mathematics is the single most useless thing i've ever learned (and this is coming from someone who not only makes his living as a handy man/construction worker, but also used to work in one of the top pathogenic labs in the world). i have yet to use anything beyond basic geometry in a day-to-day setting. how many times will i ever use the formula to get the square root of an isiciles triangle that stretches ten feet in front of a train leaving dallas at noon, and five feet behind a train leaving st. louis at three in the afternoon, with an average speed of 34.56 miles per hour??