OK, so My Day; Revisited.
Woke up waaaay too late, but enjoyed every second of it. As I climbed up out of the darkness of a good night's slumber I somehow knew that this had been the first night of undisturbed sleep I've had in a very, very long time. On this point I half expected to find someone else in bed with me (don't...
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Woke up waaaay too late, but enjoyed every second of it. As I climbed up out of the darkness of a good night's slumber I somehow knew that this had been the first night of undisturbed sleep I've had in a very, very long time. On this point I half expected to find someone else in bed with me (don't...
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Whoa ho ho! SNAP! Can we say "eat your heart out Bond"? The outfit I picked up for my sister's wedding is insane. The fucking thing, minus the socks, shoes and tie, cost over a bill and a half. But it's pimp. P-I-M-P type pimp. I wish I had a fuckin' camera to put this shit up online.
The wine I got cost about fifty...
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The wine I got cost about fifty...
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therealtexasguy:
Yes, that's right. Nazi Chickens are the ones Bill O'Reilly screws. Not just any chickens, not like the rest of us, but NAZI chickens...that Sick Fuck...
I got this cool new book about Pirates and the kinds of ships and weapons and hideouts and tactics they used. It's a geek book, but it's still very interesting.
Reading "The Princess Bride" is fucking kick ASS. The book is a thousand times more hilarious and cool then the movie ever hoped to be.
Need to go to FUCK! I forgot to go to...
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Reading "The Princess Bride" is fucking kick ASS. The book is a thousand times more hilarious and cool then the movie ever hoped to be.
Need to go to FUCK! I forgot to go to...
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girly:
I wish we lived closer together so I could borrow some of your books.
susannahjoy:
that book rocks. my favorite part was about how she became the most beautiful woman and the downfall of all the previous most beautiful women.
Sometimes I get this feeling like I'm suffocating, like my lungs aren't working right - but I never get dizzy or anything, so I know I'm OK. Strange, this doesn't feel like any of the other anxiety attacks I've been wont to have throughout my life.
If I can make it one and a half more months, I will have officially not had sex the...
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If I can make it one and a half more months, I will have officially not had sex the...
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xojessxo:
Well, I'm happy to hear you like readin my entries.
Can you believe its already Thursday! I can't wait for the weekend to get here. Have any big plans???
Can you believe its already Thursday! I can't wait for the weekend to get here. Have any big plans???
girly:
Hey you. Hmm, I don't believe you've never spent the night in jail...
If you have any love of life, liberty, freedom or hope, you'll vote for John F. Kerry. Please? Sexual favors for Kerry votes - just don't tell the US Election Commission...I could go to jail...
But don't worry, me maties, pirates the likes of me fear not the gallows! argh!
Sorry, that last part was kind of weak, but I'm on a Pirate Kick this...
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Sorry, that last part was kind of weak, but I'm on a Pirate Kick this...
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therealtexasguy:
Don't forget, my ailing grandmother said if Kerry wins she'll recover!
So get out the Kerry vote...don't worry, she'd get the joke if she read this...
I have a big test today in macroeconmics. I expect to do marginally well. I am as prepared as I can be with only an hours study, but feel it will be sufficient to get a passing grade (of course, a passing grade on this guy's tests are in the 60 range). I still haven't opened my book, but most of it is common sense...
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girly:
My grandmother is dying too. I feel terrible because I can't make it out to see her. Even if I could, my family living close to her is fucking nuts and I don't want to be around that. I don't want my kid around that.
I hate doctors, too. Until recently, I got stuck with a whole string of idiots. I seriously had one doctor that tried to get me naked every time I went in. I had a sore throat and he wanted to do a pelvic exam. WTF?! How do these assholes get licensed?
I hate doctors, too. Until recently, I got stuck with a whole string of idiots. I seriously had one doctor that tried to get me naked every time I went in. I had a sore throat and he wanted to do a pelvic exam. WTF?! How do these assholes get licensed?
So I bought my sister and her new husband a book about the lies of the Bush administration; What We've Lost - it's said to be the definitive, most researched book about the many lies of the Bush Administration. The holy bible of the books by the detractors, if you will. And I've decided on inscribing it with a personal note on the inside -...
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girly:
I don't know, I didn't even try to analyze it. I suppose there could have been some all powerful deep meaning behind it....
jizzikah:
thanks for the info. i'll be sure to let josh read it. i do know for a FACT that's he's totally clean and has been for almost two years. he even quit smoking cigarettes almost six months ago.
we're such sticks in the muds now.
we're such sticks in the muds now.
I really need to fix my good computer. I just installed GTAIII on this one and it works and all, but the video card sucks so the image is all choppy and freezes up a lot. I could upgrade the video card on this one, but what's the point? Then I need to upgrade everything else, and it'll still not be as fast as the...
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therealtexasguy:
I just found a bottle of Crown Royal my best friend forgot at my apartment....
....argh, me mattie, and it tis now mine plunder!!!
(sorry, have been waiting a long time to work a pirate smiley into my journal; and now I have it!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!)
I keep watching "Aliens". It's infectious.
I keep watching "Aliens". It's infectious.
jizzikah:
he soooooo wouldn't get past teh security clearance. he wasn't a bad kid, just fell in with the wrong crowd. and wasnt exactly honest about it to his recruiter.
My new favorite movie character is Denny from "Love, Liza".
He is the shizit. The coolest character in a very, very long time of boring American cinema.
Had to get a catscan today becuase of my constant chest pain. They have to inject you with this dye, in your arm, but somehow they managed to fuck up five times and dosed my hair in mildly...
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He is the shizit. The coolest character in a very, very long time of boring American cinema.
Had to get a catscan today becuase of my constant chest pain. They have to inject you with this dye, in your arm, but somehow they managed to fuck up five times and dosed my hair in mildly...
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I have no greater desire then to believe in God. None. Not desire for love, for life, for libery, for happiness, for children, for anything. My desire for this is an all consuming, almost self destructive passion - eating slowly away at my innards like an unstoppable cancer.
the reason I do not fear, and ultimately welcome, death is to find out just what the...
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the reason I do not fear, and ultimately welcome, death is to find out just what the...
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girly:
Not all of us are insane.
On your religious rant, I'm not sure what to say. My childhood was almost completely without religion of any kind. The only times I set foot in a church were with friends' families and once for a wedding. I've never understood organized religion and it's always kind of frightened me. I've watched many people go through difficult times and when they preyed for help and nothing happened, they went through the same thing you described; They gave up on their faith.
BTW check out my new pics
On your religious rant, I'm not sure what to say. My childhood was almost completely without religion of any kind. The only times I set foot in a church were with friends' families and once for a wedding. I've never understood organized religion and it's always kind of frightened me. I've watched many people go through difficult times and when they preyed for help and nothing happened, they went through the same thing you described; They gave up on their faith.
BTW check out my new pics
girly:
No I didn't
Cock sucking, chicken fucking, son of a BITCH!!!!!!!
WHERE...........THE...............FUCK.............IS..............MY..............GOD..............DAMN..............''UNDERTOW''.............CD..........WHEN................I...............FUCKING................WANT................IT...........?????????
WHERE...........THE...............FUCK.............IS..............MY..............GOD..............DAMN..............''UNDERTOW''.............CD..........WHEN................I...............FUCKING................WANT................IT...........?????????
Not so pissed off and depressed now. Actually am feeling quite good. Go figure, beer pick-me-ups in the morning truly are a godsend.
My best friend just left back to New Mexico. The whole time he was here the only chance we really got to talk alone was the thirty minute drive to my house from our new friend's country house. He told me everything...
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My best friend just left back to New Mexico. The whole time he was here the only chance we really got to talk alone was the thirty minute drive to my house from our new friend's country house. He told me everything...
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causus:
Galveston definitly does has some bad history with huricanes! I think I made the right choice too. I wasn't in the mood for being sea sick for so long and then have a long drive home after we got off the boat. No thanks!
Rudy's Bar-B-Q is the best in Texas!!!!!!!!! Were you at the one in Leon Springs?
Rudy's Bar-B-Q is the best in Texas!!!!!!!!! Were you at the one in Leon Springs?
Yeah, I wish you lived here too. Then maybe we could play doctor and I could try and get you naked every time you had a sore throat ...Oh, Lord, did I just SAY that?