themacroprosopus

Why must I be so inhumanly shy, world? What kind of absolute fucking prick was I in another life to have deserved this sort of torment, now?

Y'see, there is this girl. I have had one half of a conversation with her. And I am already immensely fond. As I told someone, "I felt my pupils dilate". The issue is that I have absolutely no...
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World, I'm bored. I want friends. Well, moreso, I want friends that aren't three hours away. The problem is that I'm ...socially stunted? We'll call it that. Once I have a friend, I'm good. I have no fucking clue how I get said friend, though. So, I'm not sure what to do in order to fix my problem. I can't play guitar nearly well enough...
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Fuck everything.
I have been driven to completely give up in regards to work. The place makes me so unbelievably furious. I consistently have an urge to harm not just random customers, but also the people I work with. And, it's becoming far too challenging to hide my hatred. I really think it's about time that I start truly looking for a new place to...
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World, please tell me that I'm not the only person who books off August 29th to watch every Terminator movie? Please? It IS fucking Judgement Day, after all.
If I could make this into a three-day weekend, I would. One should not neglect the television program.

Dear God, someone help me. I'm listening to remixes/hip hop as a playlist. I'm not built to like this shit. Yet, I do, right now. I mean, currently, it's okay, because it's a Protest the Hero song. Otherwise, I'm frightened.


That's out of the way. Canada Day! I can't decide if the country's 30 years old, or 145. I wished it a happy both. Forgot...
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Christ, world, I need to stop drinking. It makes me see you a little too clearly.
Y'see, I recently started frequenting a "forum site" that I'd all but forgotten about. Figured it'd be some sort of way to ...quote-unquote socialize. Today, I went from being called a fag for claiming to have a brain that properly functions to seeing a picture of a man holding...
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Pissed. PISSED.

So, I'll save some of the boring shit. The key thing here is that my (now ex) girlfriend and I were planning on getting a car at the very beginning of the year. Then, we figured out that it would cost a metric fuckton, and that it would probably be a terrible idea (my doubts branched further than just the car, but that'll...
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I'm afraid to pee, right now. I fear that my desire to flush will be so strong that I will tear a rift in the very fabric of reality, letting loose an infinite army of unfathomably grotesque (though, law of averages states that at least one of these uglies would win a beauty contest back home) creatures intent on destroying all we hold dear.

Our...
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World, I'm bored. I command you to make someone fix it. Rarely do I request human interaction. This is big.