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Tuesday Jun 19, 2012

Jun 19, 2012
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I'm afraid to pee, right now. I fear that my desire to flush will be so strong that I will tear a rift in the very fabric of reality, letting loose an infinite army of unfathomably grotesque (though, law of averages states that at least one of these uglies would win a beauty contest back home) creatures intent on destroying all we hold dear.

Our power's been out for seven hours. I'm scared for my ice cream.



Ironically, while retyping most of this, since it seems my tab trusts my awesome spelling a little TOO muchto [see? - ed.] correct me, everything came back up. CRISIS AVERTED. Disregard.
gi_jo:
i just laughed my ass off ! thank you for the much need tickle in my belly!
Jun 19, 2012

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