snakeplissken

People who abuse animals are dicks.

Son of List!

1. I wish I had an ass to keep these pants up. All gut, no butt.
2. Food=love. Thanks, mom.
3. I'm drinking PowerAde and feeling surprisingly drowsy.
4. My grandma on my father's side was born in 1895 and live until '98
5. I eat too many starches, not enough vegetables. Ditto fruit.
6. I've been an introvert all my life....
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I feel like making a list today:

1. I'm eating mediterranean hummus from Trader Joe's .

2. I like how libraries smell.

3. I also like how it smells when it's snowing.

4. Those last two statements were weird.

5. I've never been to a fancy restaurant.

6. Salt is awesome.

7. I'd like to go to Belgium before I die.

8. Little old ladies...
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Enough grumpiness. Who can be sour when there's havarti?

I'd say I'm almost to the point were I give up and go live in the woods in a cabin with a donkey named Steve. I may have to wipe my ass with pine needles, but I'd say it's worth it for not having to put up with anything else ever. I'd pontificate more, but I know nobody reads these things.

C'mon Dragon Age and load for fucks sake. I want to be not doing my homework as soon as possible!

And now a reading from the Gospel of Plissken 4:16

"Removeth not thine foot from thy pedal of acceleration whilst undertaking thy change into the lane of turning lest you tempt thy noble wrath."

This time of year there's always some sort of show on about something spooky. Ghosts and goblins and all sorts of boogins. I find that I enjoy a lot of the ghost-hunting shows, but more for the history of the structures, atmosphere, and things of that nature. As for the whole "paranormal" aspects I tend to take them with a grain of salt. The shows...
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My foot hurts for the third day in a row. I'm really not sure what's wrong, but I suspect it's a nerve irritation. I didn't do anything to it, so I know it's not that. No bruising, no swelling, but damn it hurts. It's on the outer edge of my right foot, in front of the arch towards the toes. Stupid thing can't even bear...
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Things are hopping at the Plissken home brewery. First I drew a sample from my robust porter I brewed three weeks ago last Friday. It measured out at around 1.014 points gravity down from an original gravity of 1.056. That makes for an alcohol by volume of around 5.6% and an attenuation of around 75%. Good numbers all around. This is my first truly all...
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