Interview at Trader Joe's went well today. I'm officially on the roster for a second interview, so things are looking good. I'm confident I'll make the crew as I have five years experience in groceries with a couple in store management as well.
Got a new insurance policy as well. I switched from Allstate to State Farm and managed to reduce my bill by about...
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Got a new insurance policy as well. I switched from Allstate to State Farm and managed to reduce my bill by about...
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d_day:
Good luck sir.
silversurfer:
That'll probably work. A month or two ago I called my cable company, really just to ask them a few questions about how I was being billed. I don't know if they thought I was hinting or not, but they found a "special deal" that would lower my bill for the next three months. The nice lady also suggested that I call back in another three months and ask if any "special deals" were available then. She seemed to think it was quite likely.
I found some girls' debit card outside the student union today. Since I'm such a nice guy, I emailed her and turned it in to a branch of her bank. Hear that, Karma? Now send some good shit my way, dick.
unravled:
I think calling karma a dick might be counter to what you're trying to accomplish here.
2010 unveils a fatter, grumpier SnakePlissken. Enjoy.
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rizzo:
nice!
meatpieboy:
No more bells and whistles?
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meatpieboy:
*sploit*
*looks around*
whoa, havarti poutine....
*looks around*
whoa, havarti poutine....
vivid:
I can see your penis is real. BALLS.
List? Fuck, why not!
1. I curse too much
2. I whole-heartedly embrace the canned beer revolution.
3. Breakfast for dinner: fuck yeah!
4. Aladdin's Castle tokens from 1989 aren't accepted as general currency.
5. pork PORK pork PORK
6. Why do tiny potatoes cost more than big ones?
7. Spankings aren't always so bad.
8. People who get angry and yell at shows /...
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1. I curse too much
2. I whole-heartedly embrace the canned beer revolution.
3. Breakfast for dinner: fuck yeah!
4. Aladdin's Castle tokens from 1989 aren't accepted as general currency.
5. pork PORK pork PORK
6. Why do tiny potatoes cost more than big ones?
7. Spankings aren't always so bad.
8. People who get angry and yell at shows /...
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shanti:
what?
would you like a full fledge slap in the face or a backhanded slap in the face... once thats over with, ill check out your new set bebe
would you like a full fledge slap in the face or a backhanded slap in the face... once thats over with, ill check out your new set bebe
thefreak:
-TM
-TM
People who abuse animals are dicks.
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dizzy:
You sir, are automatic. I would have just added you if i could.
rizzo:
MWAHAHAHAHAA
Son of List!
1. I wish I had an ass to keep these pants up. All gut, no butt.
2. Food=love. Thanks, mom.
3. I'm drinking PowerAde and feeling surprisingly drowsy.
4. My grandma on my father's side was born in 1895 and live until '98
5. I eat too many starches, not enough vegetables. Ditto fruit.
6. I've been an introvert all my life....
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1. I wish I had an ass to keep these pants up. All gut, no butt.
2. Food=love. Thanks, mom.
3. I'm drinking PowerAde and feeling surprisingly drowsy.
4. My grandma on my father's side was born in 1895 and live until '98
5. I eat too many starches, not enough vegetables. Ditto fruit.
6. I've been an introvert all my life....
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_margot_:
Oh i dig
mistersatan:
C'mon, you should know as well as I that the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic.
babyblue:
Is that Steve enjoying some ham?
snakeplissken:
nope, turkey bologna.
I feel like making a list today:
1. I'm eating mediterranean hummus from Trader Joe's .
2. I like how libraries smell.
3. I also like how it smells when it's snowing.
4. Those last two statements were weird.
5. I've never been to a fancy restaurant.
6. Salt is awesome.
7. I'd like to go to Belgium before I die.
8. Little old ladies...
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1. I'm eating mediterranean hummus from Trader Joe's .
2. I like how libraries smell.
3. I also like how it smells when it's snowing.
4. Those last two statements were weird.
5. I've never been to a fancy restaurant.
6. Salt is awesome.
7. I'd like to go to Belgium before I die.
8. Little old ladies...
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_margot_:
Happy Thanksgiving, babe.
I love you.
I love you.
mrginger:
Nice list!
Enough grumpiness. Who can be sour when there's havarti?
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crim:
I am also curious as to what you are up to in the near future, as I long to feel you once more.
I'd say I'm almost to the point were I give up and go live in the woods in a cabin with a donkey named Steve. I may have to wipe my ass with pine needles, but I'd say it's worth it for not having to put up with anything else ever. I'd pontificate more, but I know nobody reads these things.
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mrginger:
The woods ain't all its cracked up to be.
_margot_:
Thank you love. That made me smile.
You need to remember that there are people who do fucking love you. Even if we are not around all the time.
xo
You need to remember that there are people who do fucking love you. Even if we are not around all the time.
xo
C'mon Dragon Age and load for fucks sake. I want to be not doing my homework as soon as possible!
And now a reading from the Gospel of Plissken 4:16
"Removeth not thine foot from thy pedal of acceleration whilst undertaking thy change into the lane of turning lest you tempt thy noble wrath."
And now a reading from the Gospel of Plissken 4:16
"Removeth not thine foot from thy pedal of acceleration whilst undertaking thy change into the lane of turning lest you tempt thy noble wrath."
meatpieboy:
I love that verse. It speaks to me.