Wednesday Sep 03, 2003

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She Hast Returned From Her Wand'rings, Thus
(by roamy)

It seems I have failed you
with topics unused,
so these trifles, I hope,
will leave readers amused.

Is h8ted still single?
Oh no, surely not.
I've procured him a planet:
round, red, fiery hott.

And scat for my Queenie...
ah, heavenly vice.
But since she's in Australia,
the word must suffice.

What...
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maelwys:

Heh, very well written and amusing smile

xxanastasiaxx:

OMG!!! love welcome back!

Wednesday Aug 13, 2003

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I'm taking suggestions for my next absurd rhymey poem.

Please submit a topic below.

skull
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dick_army:

Sometimes the most serious topics make the most absurd ones.

How about fucking in a Burger King restroom?

cheech:

At this point, I'm just hoping you'll write somethin'. . . please??
frown frown ooo aaa

Sunday Aug 10, 2003

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So that's that. I dropped him off at the bus terminal this morning, and out of my life he went.

As I was driving home afterwards, it seemed to take forever: every light turned red as I approached, every driver in front of me moved at a crawl. Now I understand something about time---how it moves so quickly towards separation, how the hours turn...
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noisemx:

indeed it's true, time can be the worst of friends in situations of dire minds. Things that are empty are left to be filled backed up.

cheers.

xxanastasiaxx:

I was in jersey bonding with my mom..

Come over, I'll make tea, we can watch the minutes pass together.

kiss

Thursday Aug 07, 2003

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Fucketty fuck.

The countdown has already begun.

My man is leaving...
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_v_:

enjoy every minute of it
i freaked out during my countdown and didn't really enjoy the time

noisemx:

well, you can always leave with him and keep him company, right? Oh wait, they don't really care for that do they?

I'm not one to speak, i wouldn't even stay by me if i had the choice.


Collection time.

Monday Aug 04, 2003

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Questions of the day:

1. Have you ever shaved your public hair into the shape of a rat?

2. Do you bathe in kool-aid regularly, or just socially?

3. What's the dirtiest thing you ever did in a vat of wood glue?
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_v_:

1. no
2. nope
3. poop in it

chrono01:

1) I don't really need to.

2) Regularly...but purely for medical reasons.

3) I'm not obligated to state what I d...What may or may not have happened on the evening of February 23rd, 1999.

Saturday Aug 02, 2003

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(When everyone's looking for me and I'm not around I lift the blanket from my face and see that NO ONE'S THERE and second-guess myself:

Are they hiding in the closet, watching my every move?

Or have they just left, tired of waiting for me?)

EL SUICIDO LOCO
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shifgrethor:

Ahh yes, Mindflayers are also in zangband (zangband.org) an old school rpg, which I guess borrows stuff from, well, pretty much everywhere.

It is a pretty cool name for a creature, n stuff.

xxanastasiaxx:

I'll never grow tired of waiting for you.
miss you much..
come back soon..
and if you need anything..
anything at all..
you know how to reach me

kisskiss

Tuesday Jul 29, 2003

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(JP is not available to goad me. I am updating of my own free will.)

Hey, does anyone out there want to give me money? Yeah, I know, you don't have any, either. Yikes. Making rent this month is gonna be real interesting. That said, I did manage to win $37.50 at poker last week, but of course, that all got squandered on...
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missprint:

my roommate and I go out every sunday night. We've gotten some great stuff. It's amazing what people just throw away in this town.

Good luck with things.

alexkarina:

Who do I send the check to? Yeah, right... but you can do a yard sale with all the perfectly good stuff I need to throw away and maybe make a few bucks...

Wednesday Jul 16, 2003

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JP said to update, so here I am...

I suppose my life has always been this hectic, but I've never taken such drastic measures to hide from the world. I crave the written word, correspondence, quiet. I am, once again, inventing reasons and methods for leaving my current situation, now that I've finally gotten it together.

My life seems to be a series...
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cheech:

JP needs to tell you to update again... shocked

dick_army:

Selfish? Hell, why tie up anything? Isn't it better to just smash it all apart? It's always easier to start over with a clean area than a bunch of cluttered up (albeit neat clutter) space.

Maybe for some inspiration on the situation you should watch "The Last Time I Committed Suicide."

Tuesday Jul 01, 2003

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More questions:

1. Whose ears are these?
2. Nibbles?
3. You and what army?

skull
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alexkarina:

I'm in pain. Help me Roamy Wan Kenobe, you're my only hope.

missprint:

Wahhh! Happy birthday girl! Hottest 89 year old I ever saw!!!
We need get a group together and go out for a drink now that I'm of age!

-K

Roamy is the best! Don't let her fool you ..she lacks NOTHING!! she is sweet and beautiful to boot!