my vacation was FAB! i didn't really get along with my family too too well, but that is to be expected. i did lots of cool things!
♥ i jumped and slid down waterfalls at damajagua!
♥ i went whitewater rafting on rio yaque del norte, which is the only place you can whitewater raft in the whole caribbean! i braved the rapids MIKE TYSON, MIKE TYSON SR., PINBALL MUSHY, THE CEMETARY, MIKE TYSON GRANDFATHER and remained strong of heart and constitution!
♥ i snorkelled in crystal clear water at sosua!
♥ i drove through puerto plata several times without even getting in an accident in the notoriously awful traffic! (well, i myself was not behind the wheel, but i am still happy to have gotten through the experience unscathed)
♥ i saw a cockfight! i bought an amber necklace! i got sick and barfed a whole bunch! i got a wicked sunburn! my brother drove me crazy! i went swimming in the ocean! i went swimming in a pool! i met a bunch of girls who liked my brother but then they liked me better after talking to me for a bit! i got hit by a coconut falling from a tree! i told my dad i got married! my stepmom said it ruined the trip! i got to touch a dolphin! it was really firm and smooth!
aaaaand.....(more) photos!
♥ i spent a few hours in alberta and managed to hang out with my mom (of course) and some friends and their babies.
here is me and steph. we have been pals since, literally, day 1. our moms met when they were knocked up and stephy was born 18 hours before me.
here is stephy's illegitimate child and me chilling out in the back seat of my mom's car. her name is sierra. she is awesome.
here is me and yellowdays and HER podling! her baby is SO AWESOME!!! look how his face is about to collapse under the weight of that smile.
OTHER NEWS:
today me and redmess decided we are going to make eachother easter baskets and have an easter egg hunt in our house. how rad is that? VERY RAD.
hokay! i am still kind of jet-lagged so i am going to go to bed. 
