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Went to the gym last night and got in a semi-fabulous workout!! On the way to a friends house I was turning onto I-95 and my stupid pos car just quit moving!! Just quit! CV Joint is broken. Not really sure if both sides are broken or just the drivers side. I called Autozone, they are ordering both the driver's side and the passenger side...
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lenya:
I was going to the gym for 6 weeks and then i spend another 5 in hospital or at the MDs
brightnoise:
Sorry to hear about the Car... that BLOWS... but at least you are handy enough to fix it! I'm impressed! CV Joints aren't easy!

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The Rectum Stretcher

She was flying down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit. She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side waiting.
The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car & with that classic smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry?
To which she replied, I'm late for work....
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I've been horny for about 5 days... NO amount of fucking has cured it either. No amount of masturbating has relieved it and chocolate isn't helping... whatever
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freudianslip:
hmmmm, you might be missing out smile
fuckin_steve:
oh my!


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