This bodicelli body moves across metal like ice.
I told a friend I had a bruise on my inner thigh from a pole. Been pole dancing too often? he said. Then I showed him the bruise I earned while mud-wrestling. He laughed.
I told him he doesn't take me seriously and I laughed at him.
And then he told me that the only way he...
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I told a friend I had a bruise on my inner thigh from a pole. Been pole dancing too often? he said. Then I showed him the bruise I earned while mud-wrestling. He laughed.
I told him he doesn't take me seriously and I laughed at him.
And then he told me that the only way he...
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Does anyone know any dwarves who would be willing to work around my home? I need one to circle me in the shower and shave my legs, and about four who would be willing to hop up on my bed at night and give me a full body massage.
I would prefer if these dwarves were 18 inch versions of me (appearance and personality), as...
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salome_seule:
that is SUCH an excellent way of dealing with a racist grafitti problem. i love your school sometimes. it's so interesting how people take to art. at my school last year, at the end of the year, there was this one big building that was going to be torn down in 2 weeks, and so a bunch of kids, i dunno who, went in the middle of the night and tagged the whole thing. gorgeous graffitti art. and the next day, the dean of students sent out this huge letter to everyone saying how "disrepectful" it was, and that it "parents and prospective students on tours" could see it and that it was bad for the schools image. so i wrote him back this huge letter telling him how immature and awful he was. that he should've OFFERED the building to the artists.
cheech:
Ha, that would be fun and frightening. I would hope these were not the underpants-stealing variety of gnomes.
Sorry to hear about the medical condition; I have no idea if you're really in trouble because of that or not...
Sorry to hear about the medical condition; I have no idea if you're really in trouble because of that or not...
Random Life Goal: 347 has been accomplished. I have a shiny new job as a stripper.
I ache a bit in the hands and feet and sternum. (The sternum is from mud wrestling earlier today.....)
You PDX folks should all come out and support me.
And......as promised, I auditioned to strip after finishing my thesis.
Love me.
I ache a bit in the hands and feet and sternum. (The sternum is from mud wrestling earlier today.....)
You PDX folks should all come out and support me.
And......as promised, I auditioned to strip after finishing my thesis.
Love me.
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cheech:
You got a shot to the solar plexus in mud wrestling, huh? Rough... say, would you play football in lingerie? I'm just jiving; this subject got a lotta people upset on the Boards. I would not play football in lingerie... unless the price was right.
Very glad you got the stuff done.
Very glad you got the stuff done.
superficial:
yay!
good luck with the stripping!
good luck with the stripping!
Today I am a schoolgirl. Tomorrow, a stripper.
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delilahb:
We share the same life!
gram:
blah blah blah! your alllll talk missy! i wanna see some real commt=itment! drop out of school and become a stripper. now that would be impressive!
Holy Hell. I printed my thesis. I've never printed all of the parts together. It's an inch and a half thick.
I'm still not done. Have to cut tracks. Make cds.
But soon enough I'll be a human being again. I promise.
I'm still not done. Have to cut tracks. Make cds.
But soon enough I'll be a human being again. I promise.
alyssum:
Oh god! Good luck, honey!
I'm counting down days until life as I know it is over. I turn in my thesis. Ok.... So I'll be done with school.
....Then What?
I have always measured my life in semesters and school years.
....Then What?
I have always measured my life in semesters and school years.
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isaiah:
Then you just need to measure things by seasons. 
salome_seule:
eck- 4 pages done, 6 more to go. cheer me on, ok? i'm making good progress here... 
My thesis is due in one week.
Seven Days.
Seven Days to hunt down more sources, write a comparative chapter, finalize a script and score, cut a cd, obtain the unanimous approval of my advisors, and print copies for the gods of my small world.
The night I hand it in, I'm auditioning to be a strip-dancer.
Seven Days.
Seven Days to hunt down more sources, write a comparative chapter, finalize a script and score, cut a cd, obtain the unanimous approval of my advisors, and print copies for the gods of my small world.
The night I hand it in, I'm auditioning to be a strip-dancer.
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tomosnemesis:
the piercer thinks i'm hot and uses me as an occaissional guinea pig for his portfolio since i like play piercing...so i get them for free 
superficial:
haha, good luck on the stripper audition... (and all the rest of that stuff)
Ok, just because I was damaging egos, I have started keeping a friends list. I've adopted an automatic approval policy. But I don't like it!
You all know you were my friends before we had an agreement in writing, don't you?
You all know you were my friends before we had an agreement in writing, don't you?
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isaiah:
That's so funny. Did you really have that dream? I've never been to BM, mainly because I grew up in Nevada and know how bad the heat is in the summer time. Anyway, I just woke up so need some coffee. Have a happy T-day.
maxamillian:
i feel honoured
My show went really beautifully after the first-night hitches. ....Even my family really enjoyed it.
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torturegarden:
Good to heat luv. You need to bring over here now, so as we can see it
Bathe in the glory
Bathe in the glory
wraith7000:
congratualstion....good job
My show opened tonight.
One of my friends laughed at a really extremely wholly inappropriate moment. And he knew it was inappropriate. And he knew that if he laughed, everyone would laugh, because they were all looking for an excuse not to cry. I would have walked out of my own play if the door had been nearby. Instead I sat clawing my palms, as...
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One of my friends laughed at a really extremely wholly inappropriate moment. And he knew it was inappropriate. And he knew that if he laughed, everyone would laugh, because they were all looking for an excuse not to cry. I would have walked out of my own play if the door had been nearby. Instead I sat clawing my palms, as...
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rickroyal:
Hmm. Was that a good "OHMYGOD--Mouth~!!!" or a bad one? I'll take it as a good one.
anemotis:
That's terrible...I hope he grows up quickly and feels sorry. How did the show go otherwise? I love your latest picture.
That has nothing to do with anything. I just wanted to put out there that I once mud wrestled two girls wearing bikinis.