This bodicelli body moves across metal like ice.
I told a friend I had a bruise on my inner thigh from a pole. Been pole dancing too often? he said. Then I showed him the bruise I earned while mud-wrestling. He laughed.
I told him he doesn't take me seriously and I laughed at him.
And then he told me that the only way he can account for me and address the rest of his life, is to tell himself, Olsen is certifiably insane.
Who knows, really.
I told a friend I had a bruise on my inner thigh from a pole. Been pole dancing too often? he said. Then I showed him the bruise I earned while mud-wrestling. He laughed.
I told him he doesn't take me seriously and I laughed at him.
And then he told me that the only way he can account for me and address the rest of his life, is to tell himself, Olsen is certifiably insane.
Who knows, really.
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That has nothing to do with anything. I just wanted to put out there that I once mud wrestled two girls wearing bikinis.