ofmerebeing

Weekly old-time crotchity comic spoof
(6-7-03)

Dennis the Menace (by Ketcham)
Dennis: "Look mother fucker, you see this kid next to me? He's a BOMB. Now make with the ice cream"

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The Family Circus (by Keane)
Girl: "The monster was this big! And he smelled like Grandpa! The DEAD Grandpa!"

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Mark Trail (by Elrod)
Panel 1: Mark: "So you see, with every little effort you can compact the contents of your entire lower intestine into one coffee cup!"

Panel 2: Mark: "Have you ever wanted to see how to distill liquor from animal remains?"
Guy: "Thank you, I'd like that!" (original text)

Panel 3: Mark: "Beth, go get me that deer we ran over this morning!"
Beth: -BURP- "That deer has been spoken for."