I hate these fucking animals. My allergies are going fucking nuts over here and Claritin doesn't do shit.
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I couldn't sleep and I know it's because of a conversation I have had with two different people in the same week. It's basically one of those "Why don't you find a nice girl?" talks.
The first talk was on Tuesday. I went to the bar...
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I couldn't sleep and I know it's because of a conversation I have had with two different people in the same week. It's basically one of those "Why don't you find a nice girl?" talks.
The first talk was on Tuesday. I went to the bar...
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So, I'm all moved in and today I'm unpacking. Yesterday I ws on my way home and ended up at the old house instead. I think I was just tired and on autopilot. I still need to give the key back. 
Two things I don't like living here at the new digs:
1) It's far from everything
2) The animals (2 dogs and 4 cats)...
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Two things I don't like living here at the new digs:
1) It's far from everything
2) The animals (2 dogs and 4 cats)...
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calmer_than_you:
wtf?!?!?!?!
So, I must pack today. For the most part I have everything in boxes and ready to go, but I still need to square away a few things.
After I threw out most of what would be junk and cleaned up the clutter, I realized I really do not own much. I think that's a good sign.
My debt is nothing. I am easy to...
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After I threw out most of what would be junk and cleaned up the clutter, I realized I really do not own much. I think that's a good sign.
My debt is nothing. I am easy to...
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pirateclub:
Dude, my friends tell me the same shit! "Whoa you don't have anything, and I KNOW oyu have a good job. Get a new car!" Yeah, my car is a piece of fucking SHIT, but why should I buy a new one, mine works just fine. Capitolist assholes 
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Also, I suggest Japan to move to. I lived there for almost 2 years and it ruled. Sure the language is hard, but if you seriously study for like, 6 months beforehand, you'll have a great time over there.
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Also, I suggest Japan to move to. I lived there for almost 2 years and it ruled. Sure the language is hard, but if you seriously study for like, 6 months beforehand, you'll have a great time over there.
mexicore:
I got my ticket holmes. so monday is ON LIKE NAPALM!!!
Today was the first day back at work in five days and it sucked. I hate work. Anyways...
The wedding went freaking ridiculously well. Everything went smoothly and it was a grand time. My speech made it everyone do exactly what I wanted them to do. First they laughed, then they cried. Especially, myself. I cried like a little girl the whole time during the...
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The wedding went freaking ridiculously well. Everything went smoothly and it was a grand time. My speech made it everyone do exactly what I wanted them to do. First they laughed, then they cried. Especially, myself. I cried like a little girl the whole time during the...
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blaueminxaugen:
Fuck yeah. I LOVE byson witches. <3 WORD!
zumbi22:
Where: vagina
Why: it's always warm and there's plenty to drink.
Brother... I've been trying to reach THAT destination for over a YEAR now. I've pretty much given up all hope.
Why: it's always warm and there's plenty to drink.
Brother... I've been trying to reach THAT destination for over a YEAR now. I've pretty much given up all hope.
It is 11:46 am.
I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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zumbi22:
Hell yeah... nothing like that last second best man sheeot! I hope it went smooth, bro. Peace.
jmand2:
Did you bang a bridesmaid? If you did not, Your friend has a potential "out". You see, it's a little known fact that if the bestman doesn't hump a bridesmaid, the wedding is not legal.
Also, he gains all her worldly possesions if they shoud divorce.
In addition, if the groom humps a bridesmaid, he has to hump all the bridesmaids. Including the little one throwing flowers in the aisle.
Also, he gains all her worldly possesions if they shoud divorce.
In addition, if the groom humps a bridesmaid, he has to hump all the bridesmaids. Including the little one throwing flowers in the aisle.
It is 11:46 am.
I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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Friday night I have to kick back with a family that is not mine and entertain people that I have never met before. Should be fun. Saturday is the wedding. I'm not jittery yet. Of course, I'm not the one getting married. I only have to deliver a best man speech. Piece of cake. It takes approx 7min 38 sec to deliver. I read it...
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thenewpope:
Yeah, you should be sorry.
tennille:
Hey funny you should mention that we met before, 'cause I was thinkin' you looked familiar.....but I didn't think anything of it. I do remember you now. What show did you go to? Was it Hair Wars at Barcelona in Scottsdale?
Dear Diary:
I have a new appreciation for strip clubs.
Love,
Sal
I have a new appreciation for strip clubs.
Love,
Sal
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zumbi22:
YEAH MAN! I thought we were homiez! You hit up a strizzie and don't call me??? Damn! That earns you:
BAM! THE DOUBLE DEUCE!!!
BAM! THE DOUBLE DEUCE!!!
jmand2:
Fri. Hot Pink. Jorge's b-day. bring some sluts. i'll bring the drugs.
So, I've decided to take up skateboarding. I tried skateboarding when I was around seven or eight and I full-on fucked myself up. It took about eighteen years to get over the fear of totally scarring my grill, so now I am ready.
The problem is that I know that I will break boards like no other. If I look at a skateboard, the fucker...
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The problem is that I know that I will break boards like no other. If I look at a skateboard, the fucker...
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mothra:
Wood is strong enough. Unless you really plan on dedicating yourself, you won't be breaking boards anytime soon.
jmand2:
Check out the movie Gleaming the Cube. Steel skateboard deck + Christian Slater. No idea how it did not win an Oscar.
I have to wake up tomorrow at 6am for Habitat for Fucking Humanity. Fuck me. I know I'm not going to wake up until 8 or so. I'm just not a morning person and it will show tomorrow. 
jmand2:
Are you gonna build a house? Hopefully it's a house for some poor single mom with 11 kids. She will OWE you if you build her a house. Like a good home-cooked meal. Or something.
zumbi22:
around the world!
I dropped my journalism class today. It was best that I wait until next semester when temperatures will not be flared up as they are today. they wouldn't print my opinion on article on Gay Marriage unless I removed most of the religious swipes and did not refer to Bush as "The Reverend Bush."
Fuck that. I wrote it a specific way and it should...
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Fuck that. I wrote it a specific way and it should...
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ateyoursoul:
god dammit. doesn't anyone realize freedom of speech still exists?
mistressrory:
yea to bad you are a man baby!
I have been disgusted by the treatment of certain individuals on this website. Artist and art critic alike have been crucified on the boards here and it has been appalling.
There has been a certain amount of censorship that has taken place on this, the battlefield of the First Amendment. A website that promotes, above all, a means of expression by those on the fringe...
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There has been a certain amount of censorship that has taken place on this, the battlefield of the First Amendment. A website that promotes, above all, a means of expression by those on the fringe...
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zumbi22:
"I'm not condoning her statement nor am I defending her act of promotion. She is in the wrong on that. I just do not see why some people feel above criticism in their art. I can see why someone would take it personally. All artists do take it as a personal afront when someone says something about their work that isn't nice or ego-boosting. But I don't see why a big deal was made about it. There SO many more negative posts about that set that no one has even jumped upon.
I personally liked the set and would kiss Daje on the mouth (YAH SUKKA!!! I WOULD) but I believe her comment was taken way out of text."
:zb22 stands and applauds with a tear in his eye:
You damn right! Amen, sukka!!!
I personally liked the set and would kiss Daje on the mouth (YAH SUKKA!!! I WOULD) but I believe her comment was taken way out of text."
:zb22 stands and applauds with a tear in his eye:
You damn right! Amen, sukka!!!
thenewpope:
You are rad.
it does feel really good to get it off your chest doesn't it?