For those of you who missed my increidbly awesome profile-pic-countodwn, I'm in Los Angelees.
Last night we did it up right for maximillian's birthday, and by right I mean that collectively we consumed an entire cow, and at least three scotch plants.
7A my good friends 7A!
There has also been considerable espionage, which will be discussed later, but for now just look and...
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Last night we did it up right for maximillian's birthday, and by right I mean that collectively we consumed an entire cow, and at least three scotch plants.
7A my good friends 7A!
There has also been considerable espionage, which will be discussed later, but for now just look and...
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franklin:
I WANT MORE HUMOROUS PICTURES FROM THE WEE ONES!
rannie:
That picture made me want to clap and give a standing ovation.
here! here!
here! here!
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clara:
Wow. She's funny and she can draw really well for a six year old. Going places indeed.
korben:
right now i have dial up so therefore i suck
so it took too long for the pics to load
and i am lazy and didn't want to wait
so instead i will do this
*insert witty comment about pic here*
so it took too long for the pics to load
and i am lazy and didn't want to wait
so instead i will do this
*insert witty comment about pic here*
****update****10:30EST
Some days you wake up at what certain Jr. high students would call "the asscrack of dawn. You hammer out 100 miles in 4.5 hours and fall off the bike feeling that even in your exhausted state you could crush this planet Earth with your powerful thighs.
Then, there are days like today. That ride was shit. I kept thinking, "I'm just not...
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Some days you wake up at what certain Jr. high students would call "the asscrack of dawn. You hammer out 100 miles in 4.5 hours and fall off the bike feeling that even in your exhausted state you could crush this planet Earth with your powerful thighs.
Then, there are days like today. That ride was shit. I kept thinking, "I'm just not...
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al:
Will you wear the tux while I give the butt massage?
And I won't mind the name thing. I'll just go by "yo! bitch! make me a sammich!" or some variation thereof.
And I won't mind the name thing. I'll just go by "yo! bitch! make me a sammich!" or some variation thereof.
oryx:
i was thinking more like this stella....
complete with gum snapping, greasy apron, and toe tapping impatience.
i like my computers to have attitude. it makes things more interesting.
complete with gum snapping, greasy apron, and toe tapping impatience.
i like my computers to have attitude. it makes things more interesting.
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_sarah_:
Whoa. We just looked at that building in my Historic Architecture class. 
I thought you were a Detroit kid, but I wasn't sure.
I thought you were a Detroit kid, but I wasn't sure.
_sarah_:
As for your journal entry, I've already taken the SAT. That was years ago, darlin'.
Today, as usual, I placate my love for early nineties alternapop.
He's got his uptight white virginal followers,
I've got these metal chicks dumber than rocks.
Dated one once but I hated the music and all her ex-boyfriends were there on the bus.
It's never good
to be understood
by a girl in acid wash.
Ah the wisdom of grunge rock. Wyld times are...
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He's got his uptight white virginal followers,
I've got these metal chicks dumber than rocks.
Dated one once but I hated the music and all her ex-boyfriends were there on the bus.
It's never good
to be understood
by a girl in acid wash.
Ah the wisdom of grunge rock. Wyld times are...
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ilsa:
Thank you! 
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al:
A smooch or two? With you or Stormy?
thehedgehog:
i'm pretty sure phone-cams were modeled exactly from my sight after about 12 newcastles.
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rottenart:
but you didn't get the cool, coordinated helmets!
clara:
You know, those shorts just don't look all that good on anyone. It's a good thing you can wear a sarong like nobody's business to make up for it.
It's raining cats and dogs out there.
What a ridiculous expression that is, cats and dogs, like squirrels and orangutans couldn't descriptively represent a good soaking rain.
I mean, what makes you think "wet" more than an oranutan?
...plummeting at terminal velocity.
What's that Ted Nugent?
"Wang Dang dat orangutan!" plop.
(note: I can't be the only one who has the Ted-Nuget-gets-crushed-by-a-plummeting-primate fantasy... speak up!)
What a ridiculous expression that is, cats and dogs, like squirrels and orangutans couldn't descriptively represent a good soaking rain.
I mean, what makes you think "wet" more than an oranutan?
...plummeting at terminal velocity.
What's that Ted Nugent?
"Wang Dang dat orangutan!" plop.
(note: I can't be the only one who has the Ted-Nuget-gets-crushed-by-a-plummeting-primate fantasy... speak up!)
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anabel:
you fucking rock.
and better off dead is one of my favorite all time movies...i watched it to cheer myself up on my birthday.
and better off dead is one of my favorite all time movies...i watched it to cheer myself up on my birthday.
scopitone6248:
Never, ever get New York models out of your head. Unless you get married. Then you should as it would drive you bat shit insane.
Today was my first real race back after nearly two months off the bike with what can only be described as "the Great Plague of 2004 that lived in MK's lungs and/or brain and/or entire body and made him totally and completely worthless for seven months."
A long name indeed, but trust me the plentiful modifiers are necessary.
So I had my ass handed to...
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A long name indeed, but trust me the plentiful modifiers are necessary.
So I had my ass handed to...
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rottenart:
if there was any lingering microscopic doubt concerning the level of your awesomeness, it melted away today when i reached in my mailbox. i don't know how to thank you. you embody true character, friend, and i'm glad that i have the opportunity to know you.
cheers, brother.
cheers, brother.
clara:
Cry in the privates?
*swooning, big time*
*swooning, big time*
i dont like it.