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Some days you wake up at what certain Jr. high students would call "the asscrack of dawn. You hammer out 100 miles in 4.5 hours and fall off the bike feeling that even in your exhausted state you could crush this planet Earth with your powerful thighs.
Then, there are days like today. That ride was shit. I kept thinking, "I'm just not...
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Some days you wake up at what certain Jr. high students would call "the asscrack of dawn. You hammer out 100 miles in 4.5 hours and fall off the bike feeling that even in your exhausted state you could crush this planet Earth with your powerful thighs.
Then, there are days like today. That ride was shit. I kept thinking, "I'm just not...
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_sarah_:
Whoa. We just looked at that building in my Historic Architecture class. 
I thought you were a Detroit kid, but I wasn't sure.
I thought you were a Detroit kid, but I wasn't sure.
_sarah_:
As for your journal entry, I've already taken the SAT. That was years ago, darlin'.
Today, as usual, I placate my love for early nineties alternapop.
He's got his uptight white virginal followers,
I've got these metal chicks dumber than rocks.
Dated one once but I hated the music and all her ex-boyfriends were there on the bus.
It's never good
to be understood
by a girl in acid wash.
Ah the wisdom of grunge rock. Wyld times are...
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He's got his uptight white virginal followers,
I've got these metal chicks dumber than rocks.
Dated one once but I hated the music and all her ex-boyfriends were there on the bus.
It's never good
to be understood
by a girl in acid wash.
Ah the wisdom of grunge rock. Wyld times are...
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ilsa:
Thank you! 
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al:
A smooch or two? With you or Stormy?
thehedgehog:
i'm pretty sure phone-cams were modeled exactly from my sight after about 12 newcastles.
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rottenart:
but you didn't get the cool, coordinated helmets!
clara:
You know, those shorts just don't look all that good on anyone. It's a good thing you can wear a sarong like nobody's business to make up for it.
It's raining cats and dogs out there.
What a ridiculous expression that is, cats and dogs, like squirrels and orangutans couldn't descriptively represent a good soaking rain.
I mean, what makes you think "wet" more than an oranutan?
...plummeting at terminal velocity.
What's that Ted Nugent?
"Wang Dang dat orangutan!" plop.
(note: I can't be the only one who has the Ted-Nuget-gets-crushed-by-a-plummeting-primate fantasy... speak up!)
What a ridiculous expression that is, cats and dogs, like squirrels and orangutans couldn't descriptively represent a good soaking rain.
I mean, what makes you think "wet" more than an oranutan?
...plummeting at terminal velocity.
What's that Ted Nugent?
"Wang Dang dat orangutan!" plop.
(note: I can't be the only one who has the Ted-Nuget-gets-crushed-by-a-plummeting-primate fantasy... speak up!)
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anabel:
you fucking rock.
and better off dead is one of my favorite all time movies...i watched it to cheer myself up on my birthday.
and better off dead is one of my favorite all time movies...i watched it to cheer myself up on my birthday.
scopitone6248:
Never, ever get New York models out of your head. Unless you get married. Then you should as it would drive you bat shit insane.
Today was my first real race back after nearly two months off the bike with what can only be described as "the Great Plague of 2004 that lived in MK's lungs and/or brain and/or entire body and made him totally and completely worthless for seven months."
A long name indeed, but trust me the plentiful modifiers are necessary.
So I had my ass handed to...
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A long name indeed, but trust me the plentiful modifiers are necessary.
So I had my ass handed to...
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rottenart:
if there was any lingering microscopic doubt concerning the level of your awesomeness, it melted away today when i reached in my mailbox. i don't know how to thank you. you embody true character, friend, and i'm glad that i have the opportunity to know you.
cheers, brother.
cheers, brother.
clara:
Cry in the privates?
*swooning, big time*
*swooning, big time*
For those of you following the hilarious spy mock that is this week, it now seems to have become a trilogy.
Wednesday night Ivana Humpalot attempted to compromise our operation but last night she was no where to be seen - we(I) were safe, we (I) let our guard down.
I should have known, in a place called the Heidelberg (fucking Germans) that I...
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Wednesday night Ivana Humpalot attempted to compromise our operation but last night she was no where to be seen - we(I) were safe, we (I) let our guard down.
I should have known, in a place called the Heidelberg (fucking Germans) that I...
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scopitone6248:
You daffy bastard.
clara:
You give everyone ideas, don't you?
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scopitone6248:
I'm sorry did you say Gay Pierce?
oryx:
your comment in my journal made me extremely happy. do it again, do it again!
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smuffy:
I hate stupid bar girls. 
jade:
wonk? 
life is very, very good, I'm just going to miss a certain blue eyed devil while he's away
life is very, very good, I'm just going to miss a certain blue eyed devil while he's away
Today a fine citizen in a "confederacy truck" said the following to me while I rode my bike:
"Get off the fuckin' road, I pay taxes."
I do believe that he was implying that my cycling was a direct result of tax evasion? Perhaps he is unaware that people with bikes, may also hold jobs, and therefor pay taxes as well.
Perhaps he was...
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"Get off the fuckin' road, I pay taxes."
I do believe that he was implying that my cycling was a direct result of tax evasion? Perhaps he is unaware that people with bikes, may also hold jobs, and therefor pay taxes as well.
Perhaps he was...
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ginny:
Baby, you are a machine.
[/shock and awe]
[/shock and awe]
obd:
I hate that. especially when they would rather sit behind you and harass you than pass when given an opportunity.
Thanks for posting FitDay. I'm in the middle of a three to four month plan [and down 7 pounds at this point]. That site will definitely help. No lifestyle activities for me yet, but I do plan on hitting the gym later. I'm going to get some miles in on the bike this week too.
Thanks for posting FitDay. I'm in the middle of a three to four month plan [and down 7 pounds at this point]. That site will definitely help. No lifestyle activities for me yet, but I do plan on hitting the gym later. I'm going to get some miles in on the bike this week too.
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anabel:
what if lance called himself L-A-Rong?!?
OMG!
not..even...funny...
OMG!
not..even...funny...
rottenart:
heh. it's kind of wierd how much you resemble him...
also, i added a testimonial to your impressive list, you FAM, you...
also, i added a testimonial to your impressive list, you FAM, you...
And I won't mind the name thing. I'll just go by "yo! bitch! make me a sammich!" or some variation thereof.
complete with gum snapping, greasy apron, and toe tapping impatience.
i like my computers to have attitude. it makes things more interesting.