To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!
If you can't handle me at my worst, then that sucks because that's all there is to me
The creation of Drive Thrus has enabled people to the lowest, laziest forms of garbage imaginable
Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better
Shopping for antiques won't make you gay, but it will make you buy curios.
KYLE’S PICKUP LINE OF THE DAY!!!!!
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I always sleep naked and that's not gonna change. So this uber driver can fuck off
Sunday and time to acknowledge 10 beautiful models with some tips in this weeks Top 10
1. @vanp
2. @quinda
3. @hadley
4. @hopeiero
5. @krito
6. @eirenne
7. @aerie
8. @teeth
9. @runa
10. @halfasianbarbie
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ravenivy:
Love
aerie:
💜💜💜
No kids here. Unless a sock can get pregnant
wizard0:
Where do you think sock puppets come from?
I just had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector. The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy
gadget:
um... why was it beeping though? could be another reason you're sick and dizzy.
kjj0013:
Muahaha
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row. He exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd probably come in fourth so I wouldn't need to walk up to the podium
