“Erectile Dysfunction” is such a harsh term. Why not just call it “Sleepy Peepee?”

Nutty Buddy isn’t a slang term for a friend with benefits

viridiana:
It should be!

What if Jesus was gay and he was really saying "Ah, men"

Ugh…so my mom opened the door to catch me masturbating. I could tell she was pissed at me by how loudly she was yelling at me to get back in the house

Always be careful & descriptive when on google. I was looking for some good creampie ideas and it just kept coming up with baking recipes

She told me she was on the pill. Didn’t say it was penicillin

I asked a deaf person what the sign for asshole was and they just kept pointing at me. Fucking deaf fucks never did tell me

“Face the wall shawty, put your hands on it
Bounce that ass up and down make a nigga want it”
-Edgar Allen Poe-

chefdaddy:
Make em want it, never more

Everyone please bow your heads in a moment of silence as we honor the gerbils, mice, fish, birds, hamsters, frogs and other small animals that we have lost in the anal cavities of some sick individuals trying to reach orgasm.

Never forget

#AnimalsNOTanalmals
#SayNoToFidoAsaDildo
#InOurHeartsNotOurButts
#NotNiceToPlungeMice
#GerbilsHaveFeelingsToo
#UseToysNotCoys

So, i gotta say right now. My life is going the best that it's gone in a long time. I consider the pinched nerve in my elbow as a speed bump lol.

I'm working 2 Jobs and making money and i don't feel the stress of my bills mounting like i have in the past. i feel like i can contribute more...
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I just wanna be with someone special. Who won’t press charges