Remember kids, Be Safe & Smart this weekend. DO NOT light fireworks on your own. Make sure you have an adult that has been drinking all day light them for you

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KYLE'S PICKUP LINE OF THE WEEK!!!!
Everytime I look at you their seems to be a monster growing inside me called "go out with me bitch or I'll cut you" so would you please say yes and calm this monster

When you have a great dream about the person you like only to wake up to the reality that they aren't there with you....sigh

Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches.

This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting.

we have enough gun control. We need idiot control

I believe in gay marriage so that gay people can be as miserable as straight people.

I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked

KYLE'S PICKUP LINE OF THE WEEK!!!
baby, you got a Dr Who ass. Not bad for England

*Hot Girls Facebook Status*
"Bored"
-120 Likes
-95 Comments
-15 Shares

*My status*
"in a bad car accident, broke my leg"
-3 Likes
-1 Comment

Ya down with E-V-P! Yeah Ghost Hunt-ing! Ya down with E-V-P! Yeah Ghost Hunt-ing! Ya down with E-V-P! Yeah Ghost Hunt-ing!

The Key to Life is......

(A) happiness in your household
or
(B) a penis in your asshole