There are two kinds of people I don't trust. Schizophrenics.

"Would you like me to smack you with my pimp cane or the back of my hand?"
-Mother Teresa-

Support Traditional Marriage According to the Bible……..because your 12 year old daughter is worth 3 goats and a camel

Nobody wished me a happy birthday today.

It's not my birthday but it's the fact of the matter

fresa:
bahahaha

I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.

When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...

So lately a few people have asked me "why the fascination with the ninja turtles?"
And well the answer is simple(sort of)
The turtles to me were all about their family and you didnt have to be related by blood(or mutagen) for them to consider you family. So long as you fought beside them. Mutants, Aliens, Humans. It did not matter to the...
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Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody.

KYLE’S PICKUP LINE OF THE DAY!!!!!

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Ever get the urge to eat something just because it’s there. Yeah me too, that’s why I lost my gynecological license

atae:
I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating the brownies.

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.

There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness”