My dog destroyed my room. The damage:
1) Tore open little portable fabric cooler thing
2) Ate pizza contained inside (left the crust/crumbs on my bed)
3) Pried the lid off of the gladware and ate contents
4) Found some sunflower seeds, tore open bag, scattered seeds on bed
5) Chewed on glove
It's a beautiful day in San Diego though. What to do, what...
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1) Tore open little portable fabric cooler thing
2) Ate pizza contained inside (left the crust/crumbs on my bed)
3) Pried the lid off of the gladware and ate contents
4) Found some sunflower seeds, tore open bag, scattered seeds on bed
5) Chewed on glove
It's a beautiful day in San Diego though. What to do, what...
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Has anybody actually watched Pet Sematary in it's entirety? Considering the movie classic was made when I was 10, I never really gave it a fighting chance. Until last night...
The movie was generally boring. I enjoyed the overacting and excessive emotional reactions of the characters that was commonplace in the 80's and early 90's. But really, I wasn't impressed with the movie until the...
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The movie was generally boring. I enjoyed the overacting and excessive emotional reactions of the characters that was commonplace in the 80's and early 90's. But really, I wasn't impressed with the movie until the...
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"You know Jimbo, I've been thinking about that last call. You know, the one with the mother... selling that crack baby for a puff on that pipe. Got me to thinkin' about the world situation and the total uh... sick degeneracy this world's in... chaos the... the total declension of the world."
"You got that right Lester. I don't think people appreciate what we go...
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"You got that right Lester. I don't think people appreciate what we go...
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5:30 am - Wake up, take a shower, get dressed, leave for work.
4:00 pm - Leave work, go home, eat Taco Bell
5:30 pm - After an hour and a half of procrastinating, call girl I met at club, leave awkward message
6:00 pm - Try to go to sleep
6:30 pm - Awoken by roommate arguing about Obama
7:15 pm - Awoken by...
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4:00 pm - Leave work, go home, eat Taco Bell
5:30 pm - After an hour and a half of procrastinating, call girl I met at club, leave awkward message
6:00 pm - Try to go to sleep
6:30 pm - Awoken by roommate arguing about Obama
7:15 pm - Awoken by...
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k5000:
YES.
BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
to be continued...
to be continued...
tiger_fodder:
Who gave you a blow job?
I work midnights. This means that I start work at 12am and I'm supposed to get off by 10am. Usually I get off at 11 or so. This may sound like the dream life, but I assure you it is not. For some reason, going to sleep at 12 and waking up at 7 still leaves me feeling tired.
Yesterday I got home at the...
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Yesterday I got home at the...
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sockpuppet:
Being dissatisfied and confused is inherent in being a grown-up. Military recruiters aren't going to help with that.
sockpuppet:
Up to you. But you'll find it's true.
I think that it's awesome that I need to go to sleep right now so I can wake up in a few hours and go to work.
Hello suicidegirls.com internet website community. I am here to find the artsy bitch of my dreams so I can make little babies with faux hawks.