5:30 am - Wake up, take a shower, get dressed, leave for work.
4:00 pm - Leave work, go home, eat Taco Bell
5:30 pm - After an hour and a half of procrastinating, call girl I met at club, leave awkward message
6:00 pm - Try to go to sleep
6:30 pm - Awoken by roommate arguing about Obama
7:15 pm - Awoken by roommate loud telephone call
7:45 pm - Awoken by roommate leaving for gym
8:30 pm - Awoken by roommate returning from gym
9:15 pm - Still can't sleep
10:00 pm - Take shower, girl still hasn't called back
11:00 pm - Leave for work
12:00 am - Start work, hate life
4:00 pm - Leave work, go home, eat Taco Bell
5:30 pm - After an hour and a half of procrastinating, call girl I met at club, leave awkward message
6:00 pm - Try to go to sleep
6:30 pm - Awoken by roommate arguing about Obama
7:15 pm - Awoken by roommate loud telephone call
7:45 pm - Awoken by roommate leaving for gym
8:30 pm - Awoken by roommate returning from gym
9:15 pm - Still can't sleep
10:00 pm - Take shower, girl still hasn't called back
11:00 pm - Leave for work
12:00 am - Start work, hate life
Also, this, for the reasons I bothered.