Picture Book: My Top 10 Favorite Images to Google or just admire. One day I will live in a home covered in all of these.
1. Cats or kittens eating inappropriate things such as cupcakes. If they are knocking down turkeys from dinner tables, even better!
2. My men of the moment. It seems every week there's some new celebrity man who makes my vagina feel like a psychotic horse racing towards a burning stable. Lately it's Gael Garcia Bernal (above), Joaquin Phoenix, some queer from Gossip Girl and of course mainstays like sex king Bill Murray.
3. Art that I love, however boring that may sound (yeah, as opposed to snacking kittens). I was so entranced by this particular image by Richard Prince (whose work also graces Sonic Youth's Sonic Nurse album cover) that I kept it taped to my order book at my last restaurant job. I would just stare and stare at it.
4. Celebrity fuck ups like Lily Allen. I say it in a good way. I love trash and who doesn't love Lily who seems to be incapable of wearing undergarments?
5. Interesting prosthetic limbs. I have long had some form of interest in limb loss due to witnessing a horrific car crash at 12 in which I unfortunately had to see body parts in the street as well as drink in the humbling realization of how utterly disposable the human encasement is. Thus, I find glamourous or inventively fashionable replacements to be most pleasing to my still-going-strong trauma. This photo is of Aimee Mullins as she appeared in Matthew Barney's fantastic series The Cremaster Cycle. That shit is plexiglass or something fierce.
6. Gorgeous food! I seriously particularly browse breakfast plates. Look at these come-hither double-D yolks! I want to bash into them with buttered toast or my breasts, whatever. My other favorite foods to browse are desserts like festive cakes and cupcakes.
7. The White Stripes,
7b) Meg White in particular. Since 2000 I've collected pictures of them and I hang them up like a little teenager. I like their schtick, rigid use of colors, continual animal themes and the candid intimacy between them which either charms me or turns me on. I'm a pig, sorry. I'm a big fan of their music, though!
As for Meg, I couldn't figure out what attracted me so dearly to her imagery (OBVIOUSLY ASIDE FROM THE KNOCKERS). Finally last year after at last obtaining several prints of my beloved Margaret Keane, I got it. She kind of looks like she could be a Keane come to life with those semi stoic eyes.
8. Cat Power. I really love her new look. She even draws a fake mole on sometimes! I'm a big fan. You knew this, I only included her to acknowledge my obvious admiration.
9. Frances Bean Cobain. I like to see how the lady's looking these days. Sometimes I wish it was the early 90's again. The good old days of working enough to buy records and Sassy magazine and truly upsetting old ladies in town with my shaved head and ripped plaid rompers. Ah, to be young. Frances reminds me of that time so I like to see how she's turning out. Apparently she's interning for Rolling Stone now-I would love to read a column by her!
10. Standard, run of the mill retarded shit like hot, retarded Asian ladies baking their puppy an oversized cupcake cake with baby cakes. I love it.
In closing, I will leave you with another still I seem to frequently browse for and that's Oscar nominee Chloe Sevingy's performance in The Brown Bunny. And to think she started her career at my beloved Sassy!
God bless you all.
1. Cats or kittens eating inappropriate things such as cupcakes. If they are knocking down turkeys from dinner tables, even better!
2. My men of the moment. It seems every week there's some new celebrity man who makes my vagina feel like a psychotic horse racing towards a burning stable. Lately it's Gael Garcia Bernal (above), Joaquin Phoenix, some queer from Gossip Girl and of course mainstays like sex king Bill Murray.
3. Art that I love, however boring that may sound (yeah, as opposed to snacking kittens). I was so entranced by this particular image by Richard Prince (whose work also graces Sonic Youth's Sonic Nurse album cover) that I kept it taped to my order book at my last restaurant job. I would just stare and stare at it.
4. Celebrity fuck ups like Lily Allen. I say it in a good way. I love trash and who doesn't love Lily who seems to be incapable of wearing undergarments?
5. Interesting prosthetic limbs. I have long had some form of interest in limb loss due to witnessing a horrific car crash at 12 in which I unfortunately had to see body parts in the street as well as drink in the humbling realization of how utterly disposable the human encasement is. Thus, I find glamourous or inventively fashionable replacements to be most pleasing to my still-going-strong trauma. This photo is of Aimee Mullins as she appeared in Matthew Barney's fantastic series The Cremaster Cycle. That shit is plexiglass or something fierce.
6. Gorgeous food! I seriously particularly browse breakfast plates. Look at these come-hither double-D yolks! I want to bash into them with buttered toast or my breasts, whatever. My other favorite foods to browse are desserts like festive cakes and cupcakes.
7. The White Stripes,
7b) Meg White in particular. Since 2000 I've collected pictures of them and I hang them up like a little teenager. I like their schtick, rigid use of colors, continual animal themes and the candid intimacy between them which either charms me or turns me on. I'm a pig, sorry. I'm a big fan of their music, though!
As for Meg, I couldn't figure out what attracted me so dearly to her imagery (OBVIOUSLY ASIDE FROM THE KNOCKERS). Finally last year after at last obtaining several prints of my beloved Margaret Keane, I got it. She kind of looks like she could be a Keane come to life with those semi stoic eyes.
8. Cat Power. I really love her new look. She even draws a fake mole on sometimes! I'm a big fan. You knew this, I only included her to acknowledge my obvious admiration.
9. Frances Bean Cobain. I like to see how the lady's looking these days. Sometimes I wish it was the early 90's again. The good old days of working enough to buy records and Sassy magazine and truly upsetting old ladies in town with my shaved head and ripped plaid rompers. Ah, to be young. Frances reminds me of that time so I like to see how she's turning out. Apparently she's interning for Rolling Stone now-I would love to read a column by her!
10. Standard, run of the mill retarded shit like hot, retarded Asian ladies baking their puppy an oversized cupcake cake with baby cakes. I love it.
In closing, I will leave you with another still I seem to frequently browse for and that's Oscar nominee Chloe Sevingy's performance in The Brown Bunny. And to think she started her career at my beloved Sassy!
God bless you all.
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