jay13

howdy folks,

my name's jay13. I also like to be known as capt. jack. I ain't been around these parts much recently and right about now I seem to be talking a might bit like a cowboy. the cowboy thing I can't rightly explain. the ain't been around has been a matter of I've been awful busy. see I've been running around near 28 years trying to prove to people that I was cool. come to find out goddamn it. I was right, just not for the reasons I thought. so, the profile's right. I'll be around here a lot trying to make more friends and all. I just hope I don't scare off any of the existing ones I had before I joined Suicide Girls. I'm going to be running around my home town that I've told everyone that I've ever met that it sucks wearing clothes to cover my tattoos that I'm still working to fix or augment trying to kiss up to people to make money to run record labels and shit well you know....I'm selling out, but fuck it...I"ll still tell anyone who tells me I'm selling out to fuck off and then punch them in the throat and spit in their eye.

So, long story a little longer....if you don't know me...don't even worry about what I just said. I'm just pleased to meet you. I hope we can be friends. Otherwise...I apologise (once again) to all of the friends I've been neglecting. I'll try harder next time. And If I answer my cel phone "all-weather" it's me you didn't get the wrong number. I'm just probably too busy to check the caller id.

So, as always, I'm gonna go find Holden Mcneill and get my mother fucking movie check.

cuz I'm just a junkie with a monkey!!