Never mind the context. I decided to have some fun while not doing job applications and make a list of as many words as I could think of that seem either or both weird and squishy. Behold! Onomatopoeia is fantastic if you can find an appropriate outlet for it! Also, many of these can be combined to make excellent insults when dealing with unwanted hecklers. Feel free to mix 'n match!
Galumph. Yoghurt. Pudgy. Plumpish. Hemoglobin. Sluggish. Phlegm. Pooling. Clog. Concoction. Sloppy. Swollen. Turgid. Diaphanous. Decrepit. Cobble. Egregious. Stump. Tonguing. Flagellate. Protuberance. Belch. Britches. Scum. Spewing. Residue. Gubernatorial. Spawning. Leech. Belligerence. And my personal favorites, Contrafibularities. Anaspeptic. Phrasmotic. Compunctuous. Pericombobulation. Pendigestatory. Extramuralisation.
How would you deal with a heckler? I think I'd stick with crazy amounts of syllables, so that I could just run away (or run 4 feet and then pant) while they were confused.