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lukass:
Who me?
fixer:
doody. heh
I named my iPod Rolan. If you know where I got it from, awesome for you.
I received the best tip yesterday: $12 in ones arranged in a square with a condom in the middle. I don't think I'll use it as it looks as if it's been to hell and back but it still made me laugh. Unfortunately I forgot my cell at home...
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I received the best tip yesterday: $12 in ones arranged in a square with a condom in the middle. I don't think I'll use it as it looks as if it's been to hell and back but it still made me laugh. Unfortunately I forgot my cell at home...
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obd:
well, it's not the thomson gunner or the keyboard, because they both have the letter d at the end.
baudot:
The pleasure was mine. For tango, I will need a suit, and by a suit, I mean tango lessons.
A run down of my weekend. Sorry, it's long and there is but one picture.
Friday I applied to renew my lease at 9 a.m. Fuck that was just too early for me. I hate this process as well. We're trying to qualify between just my japanese roommate and I as the male roommate is moving out in June at which point my baby brother...
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Friday I applied to renew my lease at 9 a.m. Fuck that was just too early for me. I hate this process as well. We're trying to qualify between just my japanese roommate and I as the male roommate is moving out in June at which point my baby brother...
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garagedelfuego:
Quite a weekend
koleeta:
I make stupid decisions, to please others. I can't help it. Ask me about my weekend later.
PS. wear something slutty.
PS. wear something slutty.
I heard on the radio this morning that the supermarkets might strike.
This is bad news. My father is a checker at Vons. The last strike was awful. I honestly feel the only reason we pulled through was because we still had the inheritance from my grandmother's death. I don't know how they will do it this time around.
It burns my bridges that the...
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This is bad news. My father is a checker at Vons. The last strike was awful. I honestly feel the only reason we pulled through was because we still had the inheritance from my grandmother's death. I don't know how they will do it this time around.
It burns my bridges that the...
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roxymonoxcide:
I actually know the movie. It's one of my favorites..I just wasn't putting two and two together. And yeah my dream is totally like that. 
leroy_chihuahua:
*tailwags*
I hope the strike doesn't affect dog food.
I hope the strike doesn't affect dog food.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
My temper has been flaring for about two weeks. I don't know how long I can keep it under control.
I'm tired of getting bad news. I'm tired of feeling like I need to fucking hide to keep from getting upset. And yet the shit still finds me. If you're going to be the bearer of bad news,...
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My temper has been flaring for about two weeks. I don't know how long I can keep it under control.
I'm tired of getting bad news. I'm tired of feeling like I need to fucking hide to keep from getting upset. And yet the shit still finds me. If you're going to be the bearer of bad news,...
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laceyk:
I read your GO.
Wow.
I would be so unahppy.
I am so sorry.
It hurts when someone doesn't meet our expectations.
Wow.
I would be so unahppy.
I am so sorry.
It hurts when someone doesn't meet our expectations.
obd:
you need a vacation.
This is why I hate people.
In February, the Tribune ran a sweepstakes to help local businesses and increase our ads. My father and a friend of his each donate a one-day, one-person guide trip, which became the grand prize. We clearly stated that the trip is for one person and one person alone. There was also information about booking the trip (e.g. check out...
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In February, the Tribune ran a sweepstakes to help local businesses and increase our ads. My father and a friend of his each donate a one-day, one-person guide trip, which became the grand prize. We clearly stated that the trip is for one person and one person alone. There was also information about booking the trip (e.g. check out...
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d_day:
I was thinking more along the lines of six-shooters and tin stars.
redvillain:
sounds like fun
My day:
Get to work, we all place bets on if the pet will show up (but not really because none of us wants to lose money). She shows up, 15 minutes late. She's underfoot the rest of my shift.
It's super slow so I make little money, fine. After my shift, I eat and then chill at the bar listening to my iPod (which...
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Get to work, we all place bets on if the pet will show up (but not really because none of us wants to lose money). She shows up, 15 minutes late. She's underfoot the rest of my shift.
It's super slow so I make little money, fine. After my shift, I eat and then chill at the bar listening to my iPod (which...
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toothpickmoe:
I can only do a goatee race, and I'd surely come close to last if it's a speed issue.
Hold everything. I think I figured out my problem.
I need a man with a beard. That's why RS and I weren't working. I'd been subtly trying to get him to grow one, but alas he kept saying no and I couldn't force him.
It all became so clear tonight when I almost pushed the bartender down to the floor so I could fuck him....
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I need a man with a beard. That's why RS and I weren't working. I'd been subtly trying to get him to grow one, but alas he kept saying no and I couldn't force him.
It all became so clear tonight when I almost pushed the bartender down to the floor so I could fuck him....
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morningstar:
Will a goatee and sideburns do?
Lunch, today.
Me: When are you getting a tattoo?
Joe: I don't know. I'm still trying to decide what I'm gonna get.
Me: What are you thinking?
Joe: Something to do with journalism. Like, I was thinking because everyone says we're the fourth branch, I'd get a tree or something, I don't know how it'd look though.
Me: Bunch of advice about finding an artist,...
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Me: When are you getting a tattoo?
Joe: I don't know. I'm still trying to decide what I'm gonna get.
Me: What are you thinking?
Joe: Something to do with journalism. Like, I was thinking because everyone says we're the fourth branch, I'd get a tree or something, I don't know how it'd look though.
Me: Bunch of advice about finding an artist,...
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redvillain:
um, good to hear you're feeling better
toothpickmoe:
It's fun getting people all riled up, especially about tattoo ideas.

the monkeyboy says to get pregnant you have to First eat lots and lots of good food like fresh fruit until you get a big belly, then stop drinking and smoking... and in a few months.... then you will be pregnant.
btw... which girlfriend?