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i wake up in kristi's bed and the first thing i think is "did we do it?"

too much alcohol in teh brain!

we probably didn't. i'm wearing my clothes.
although my shirt is backwards.

but i think that's from walking around town naked.
i remember that.

and skinny dipping. and practically drowning because people who are that drunk should not swim.

and puking all...
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shifgrethor:
I hate it when that happens.
seth0067:
Man you wisconsin kids do a lotta drinkin'. Hope yer feelin better. I'm comin up to MW next week. What else do you recommend besides pukin' in da' bushes?

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"suppose and then suppose and then suppose
that wires on the far-slung telephone black poles
sopped up the billion-flooded words they heard
each night all night and saved the sense
and meaning of it all.

then, jigsaw in the night,
put all together and
in philosophic phase
tried words like moron child.

thus mindless beast
all treasuring of vowels and consonants
saves up a miracle...
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I am in a helicopter flying over desert mountains with a pilot. Im not very confident about his skills. We are escaping something and he is nervous. The plane is dangerously close to the mountain. And then we crash.

I get out of the plane and find another crashed craft in the valley between two mountains. Its not like any plane Ive ever seen beforeits...
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frankie18:
thats a pretty rad dream. i really do wish that i dreamt more often. it seems that i rarely do anymore. or at least i dont remember them. and those ones totally dont count
synnove:
GELATINOUS MAAAASSSS
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i have the day off.

and i'm still in front of the computer on sg.

the "sg crack".

last night austin came over all drunk (as usual) and fell around the house for a bit and got naked for spikybluegirl on cam. then he tripped over some stuff on my floor and just stayed fallen over on the carpet with his naked ass in the...
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runelateralus:
You mean there is a world outside of the house?

Wow...never knew that.

Guess I need more weekend like that...except I should keep my clothes on...don't want to scare anyone away.
noisemx:
A Madison kid, I go to shows when I can in that area (which isn't often lately).
Yeah, my picture is all squishy and gross because I have no editing program and wouldn't really know how to use it if I did. Besides, as I am squishy looking, nobody can get a real good idea of how I look.
Hooray for 1984 in your top books, I love George Orwell. You might really like Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut Jr then.

Cheers.
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I am with my dad on vacation somewhere near the ocean. We are riding on the water in something that is not quite a boat. As we near the shore we have to leave it and go through some water that is enclosed by fencing below the surface. I keep my legs up high while going through so fish dont get at them. My dad...
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wraith7000:
At least it wasn't MONKEYPOX!!
trinityy:
*packs up and moves in* smile smile

much love
trin
xoxox
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beer spilled on power cords.

and power.

i had a really good time tonight.

i hung out with this guy, RJ. his mom killed herself last night.

i think something like that can just take you and shake your spine and turn everything around.
makes you realize who is really there for you, what is really important, and the things you can leave behind.

went...
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whip:
*tip of the hat*

Well done.
zombieshark:
just got home.. and promptly stabbed myself in the finger with a safety pin, safety my ass. i now bleed.
mmm, orchata.
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My dad is a backwards dictionary.
this also makes him very good at jeopardy.

I say to him whats that thing where you go to pick something up but you think its gonna be heavier than it is and your muscles misjudge and you end up smacking yourself in the face?

And he says thats proprioception.

And then my mom is full and she says...
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zombieshark:
i'm gonna be i madison tomorrow for a few hours.. blah. i finally get there and it's only passing through, figures.
zombieshark:
yes'm, ill email you when i find out when and where we're going to be, we're coming down tonight at 4am now apparently. not sure where to yet though..

..strip clubs rule, off to beansnappers i go wehehe
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so a lady comes into the store today with her 4 kids. we have a sign out front that says "20-50% off everything in the store!"

she asks me "how do i know what percent is off something if it isn't marked?"

i say "is there something specific that you were wondering about? i can let you know."

"yes, the rings."

"the rings are priced...
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coyoteloco:
In the course of my (thankfully brief) stint in retail I came to the conclusion that at least 1% of the population is completely crazy. The worst thing about those people is that they sour your own attitide, so the next person in line gets a crabby clerk they don't deserve.
frankie18:
god i hate people like that. i seriously have no tolerance in dealing with stupid bitchy people. yesterday at taco bell this fat bitchy lady was hasseling the poor cute taco bell worker. she ordered a ton of stuff and like 10 tacos, one which was a taco supreme for herself. after picking through every taco she became enraged when there wasnt enough sour cream in her taco. she yelled at the taco bell girl saying that the picture clearly showed the sour cream going all the way across the taco and she wanted hers to look like that. i tapped her on the shoulder and asked her if she knew that adding sour cream to your taco makes it 4 times more fattening. then i said that i didnt think she really needed the extra sour cream. she got mad and left. if i ever worked fast food or retail id last 2 days then promptly kill all the customers.
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i am posting a dream journal on my webpage. in about an hour, the following dream can be found there.

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I am in a large thrift store which is part of a larger house. In the lobby of the house is a table where a woman sits. She is the cashier. I find a skirt and top that I want to try on. But...
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runelateralus:
I must say, the dreams you have are always interesting to read.
kingcrac:
Can I be your friend? I think you're really nice and you always say hi to me in chat.
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i am going to the strip club tonight. it is amatuer night.

it will rock (my socks).

liz is trying to convince me to strip.

i don't think it's going to happen.
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shifgrethor:
Well, *ahem* ::assumes proud, manly posture:: it just so happens that I know how to do quite a bit of that fancy webpagin shit. Yep. I EVEN know how to do CGI pages.
And I EVEN have my very own web server WITH database.

Yep yep yep. I know lots of stuff.
tanar:
Don't do it if you're not comfortable with it.
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there are some people who give me these weird feelings... like soul pheromones. sometimes good, sometimes bad. like you could just smell something ingrained into their self.

i'm not sure what to make of it.
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kingbugs:
Maybe they need soul deodorant

I'm boiling eggs
I luff me the eggsalad
tunnelslats:
You missed some good tunnel action.
Damn our creepy old man pheromones for scaring you off! wink
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I am part of a small group that saves animals. I am keeping two animals in my home because of this work, and have become very attached to them.

I am away from my apartment quite a bit. I have specific places in the apartment to keep the animals safe from danger while I am away. One of the animals is a rat, and I...
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i:
i'm sorry but that last webcam pic made me love you.
ninji:
holy mackerel, your dreams, i tell ya! smile