fallen1carus

My dad is a backwards dictionary.
this also makes him very good at jeopardy.

I say to him whats that thing where you go to pick something up but you think its gonna be heavier than it is and your muscles misjudge and you end up smacking yourself in the face?

And he says thats proprioception.

And then my mom is full and she says Im satisfied quite, no more could I bite, I have masticated sufficiently, any more would go flippity floppity. Its something that grandma used to say when she got all senile and shit and my mom thinks this is so funny.

And I go home and I am shitfaced and I write my SG journal.

But first I am at the bar and a 60 yr old man with a fro is talking to me and he says yo, I have a problem. Its the music. It gets inside of me and I have to dance. You dance with me?

And I tell him that I am way too wasted and I am going home and he say ooooh, you breakeeeen my heart!

I am so cruel.

my mom says "so who are you going to ohio with again? i know it starts with an s..... sssssquirrel? is that his name?"