In which I make a resolution or five

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I'm not usually one for New Year's resolutions, but looking at the desolate state of this my blog, I vow to do more regular updates in 2016. I do enjoy writing down my meandering thoughts, and a blog entry every now and then is a small enough commitment. The next great Australian novel, now that would be another story...

Another thing I've vowed was to...
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elizathetroll:
Oh, and I don't really quite know what dude friends do, either. It's been a long time since I had proper male friends, and the only close male friend I had after high school got all bi-curious at some point and ended up wanting to fuck me. Which I don't mind (although I ended up deciding I didn't want to go forward with it) but I guess that's not exactly typical of male cishet friendships. Come to think of it, people I get along with reasonably well ending up wanting to fuck me seems to be a common pattern. Maybe that'll change now that I'm old and ugly. :-)
elizathetroll:
Last one: I've never watched Parks And Recreations, so that pyramid reference is lost on me. Maybe one day I'll understand.

In which I finally give in

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It was the dawn of the third age of humankind, then years[*] after people started telling me that I really, really needed to watch that thing because it was awesome, and now I had finally started to watch that thing, and they had been right.

[*] Possibly more like fifteen to twenty years, but work with me here.

In which I hide a TMI inside a PSA

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Folks with Y-chromosome associated equipment: not having a vagina is no excuse to skip your Kegels. Get that PC muscle in good shape, and you, too, can cum like a girl.

ferkixlll:
Your prostrate will laugh at you, but helps with other areas of the plumbing.

My fashion inspiration are thinkgeek.com and topatoco.com. So, blogho…

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elizathetroll:
To be honest, I got one big batch of t-shirts from ThinkGeek a couple of years ago, and another big batch from Topatoco a couple of weeks ago. Went very smoothly both times, especially considering I'm located in one of those ghastly, outlandish parts of the world that are not America. But obviously not a large enough n to reliably attest reliability.
elizathetroll:
Also, I forgot to mention Doc Martens and Paint It Black by the Rolling Stones as fashion inspirations. :-)
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